What just about A list movie actress thinks her B- list movie actor boyfriend is so into her that he wants her to relocate from America to be with him. He says that, but in reality, it would really put a crimp in his relationship with that other woman he sees regularly back home. He better hope that the actress never finds out because she will explode into something he never thought could exist.
Halle Berry & Olivier Martinez
I thought winning an oscar made you A-list automatically. Pretty sure everyone guessed this.
ReplyDeletewe guessed this. Olivier better watch out, Halle is PSYCHO.
ReplyDeleteBuahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHalle is the kinda gal who would cut a guys penis off if she got mad enough.
ReplyDelete^This
ReplyDeleteWhy is she so unlucky in love? The only guy who seems to have been decent to her is her baby daddy.
ReplyDeleteAnd BOOM goes the dynamite
ReplyDeleteWinning an Oscar doesn't make you A list in Enty's rating scale. It's an ongoing debate with CDANers.
ReplyDeleteI can not wait until Halle catches him cheating and she will one day. But for all we know she does know and doesn't care because all she wants to do is stick to Gabriel Aubry and leave the US and Oliver is her ticket out.
Halle couldn't open a movie by herself anymore, hence the B-
ReplyDeleteFor the finish:
ReplyDeleteFrenchGirl said...
was there yet the same CDAN BI on Halle Berry and Martinez?
8:24 AM
Well, Halle is the problem in all her relationships... IMHO. If He marries her then he deserves what is coming to him. Halle is cray cray!
ReplyDelete@donner - nice reference
ReplyDeleteWhere's Vicki and her awesome comments?
Best day ever.
ReplyDeleteWhy is nobody in her circle addressing her cuckoo for cray cray puffs behavior?
ReplyDeleteWould you?! I'd be afraid she'd go all Naomi Campbell on me. Even lions know when to leave the unstable pack mates the fuck alone. But yeah, she's CRAZY.
DeleteThis one was obvious.
ReplyDelete@Janet .. well said.
ReplyDeleteshe is a nut case. poor Gabriel Aubrey.
i see her as the uber controlling, possessive psycho.
There's Vicki!
ReplyDelete@FSP I'm missing Vicki , can't wait for those comments !
ReplyDeleteAmen @strawberrygirl.
ReplyDeleteBitch be crazy!
I often wondered why all her break ups seemed absolutely unequivocally never her fault at all. It was always the man's fault. I don't doubt she's had a rough time of it but the more I see of her custody battle with whatshisface the more I think her stories might just be that. And exaggerated in the telling.
Disregard my comment. Halle is balls to the wall nutso.
ReplyDeleteSorry, all. Didn't realize I'd be missed! I was at Barnes & Noble buying knitting mags and Scrabble.
ReplyDeleteIs it any wonder I haven't been snatched up yet?
@Vicki because she would cut them out of her circle. The same way Eddie Murphy did when people tried to advise him on not doing certain movies and they flopped. Either you yes them to death or your out.
ReplyDeleteScrabble's a mighty fine game Vicki.
ReplyDeleteWhen Martinez ditches Halle I'm going to laugh and laugh.
ReplyDeleteI dont care how crazy she is. Halle is still my girl!
ReplyDelete@Timebob, good point. I was thinking her parents or relatives or something. That poor little girl.
ReplyDeleteI think Gabriel broke up with Halle and she's still furious over it. I think he just couldn't take her anymore.
ReplyDeleteIsnt he the guy who cheated on Kylie when she was diagnosed with cancer? Why would anyone date him ever?? Beautiful face or not.
ReplyDelete"I thought winning an Oscar made you A-list automatically."
ReplyDeleteThat myth is never going to die, is it? Would anyone call Cher an A-List actress? Or, as awesome as they are, Marlee Matlin? Geoffrey Rush? F. Murray Abraham? Roberto Benigni?
(I'm not saying this to pick on you, CandiCanee. Many, many people think that too.)
Halle Berry scares me!
ReplyDeleteI think Halle could be a rabbit boiler.
ReplyDelete"F. Murray Abraham?"
ReplyDeleteMurray should be permanent A-list for being a nice, unassuming guy with real dedication to his craft. I can so attest from passing first-hand experience and lots of second-hand talk.
(Oh, and even though I just bitched about the Oscar/A-list link, I think Halle is definitely A-list. Maybe she's not the draw she used to be, but I would think she's as big a name as Aniston or Jolie.)
ReplyDeleteWhoever said he needs to watch out his penis doesn't get cut off is right. One day she's going to certifiably lose it for real.
ReplyDeleteAll BS abput Halle aside, he doesn't have a pristine reputation. He's still smary!. Once again, she latched on to another cheater.
ReplyDeleteHalle was A list until Cat Woman & Gothika people saw how the hype of Halle was bigger than the acting talent of Halle.
ReplyDeleteI think what is really scary about Berry is what she does to your reputation when its over. Look at how she trashed her exes: Wesley Snipes (allegedly made her deaf in one ear), David Justice (allegedly beat her), Eric Benet (rumored sex addict and she dropped his daughter after the divorce), and finally, her baby's daddy, Gabriel Whatever (negligent). If I was a guy in Hollyweird, I would not go near Berry. She's beautiful, but definitely not worth that bad pr.
ReplyDeleteApologies to Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison, Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult. I think every British actor dating an American actress was libeled on this blind.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad this one was revealed.
ReplyDeleteHopefully Halle reads CDAN.
Hold on to your chonies kids...
does it make me a bad person for thinking it's karma laughing at her on this one for the shyte she is putting her daughter and baby daddy through?
ReplyDeleteI just want to add my 2 cents that I don't winning an Oscar makes you automatic A-List for life. If I have to think for more than a few seconds IF the person won an Oscar, they're not A-List anymore. It has to be automatic omg amazing talent and the name alone puts asses in the seats. Winning one Oscar could just be a fluke. If we disagree on who's A-List imagine how we'd disagree at the actual winners? Awards are a joke anyways. It was too good a story to give an Oscar to the first black woman to win (Halle) for her portrayal of the first black woman to be nominated. It was too good a story for the "committee" to pass up. I'm not saying I think someone else deserved it more. I don't even remember who else was up. I only remember that I KNEW that "they" couldn't resist that voting "coincidence"
ReplyDeleteSimply because Halle comes across as crazy to you, doesn't mean the men should get a pass for being beaters, cheaters, etc. If all them men in her life, why does Gabriel Aubry get a pass? Halle was supporting him throughout their relationship. I'm not surprised he went after her for child support and asked for her to pay for a nicer home, even though he doesn't have primary custody.
ReplyDeleteWhy would a man whose interested in something besides money, date a Kardashian. It's no coincidence the next man Kim married was Kris Humphries, in a faux marriage. I've always wondered if Gabriel was supposed to be the faux husband.
Even an ex-girlfriend called Gabriel a gold digger. I bet his next girlfriend will "coincidently" make more money than him.
Halle Berry's Oscar winning role was not portraying Dorothy Dandrudge. It was in a completely fictional role in Monsters Ball with Billy Bob Thornton.
ReplyDeleteHalle Berry's Oscar winning role was not portraying Dorothy Dandrudge. It was in a completely fictional role in Monsters Ball with Billy Bob Thornton.
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