Friday, July 27, 2012

Justin Bieber Makes Everyone Mad


Apparently Justin Bieber is not universally loved and adored. I know. That is hard to believe. For starters, the belt industry is not a fan, because Justin does not believe in belts. Everyday we are forced to see photos of Justin with his pants hanging precariously on the tiniest hint of a butt waiting for the time they will fall to the ground and display his underoos. I'm guessing he wears Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ones. He also makes his neighbors mad. Justin rents the house behind Kristen Bell and Dax Shepherd. Now, most guys who would live behind that couple would spend their days and nights and most weekends camped out in whatever room offered the best chance to catch a glimpse of Kristen Bell. According to the couple though, ever since Justin moved in, he has been the worst neighbor ever with loud music and parties almost every second that he is there.

He also showed his love for using big words like f**k and s**t. He only gets to use them when his mom is not around so he really loves sharing them at all times and also very loudly. How often and how loudly? On a recent flight from New Zealand he was so out of hand that a mother, who was traveling with two kids in first class went up to the singer and asked him to stop because it was so crazy. Justin apologized and toned it down. Have you noticed that inside the US, Justin Bieber fever has cooled noticeably? One more year and he will be a Jonas Brother.


44 comments:

  1. I'm counting down the days til the Bieber Fever is cured. OT- I hate how young men wear their pants. I'm so sick of seeing underwears it makes me wanna remove my own belt and beat them with it.

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  2. Do we really have to wait that long?

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  3. That picture says it all, Enty. I have two boys and a husband; I see enough buttcrack at home! Pull up your pants in public, boys. No one should have to see your chones except your Momma!

    But, if society threw convention to the wind, I'd be willing to bet most male humans would walk around in underwear only from dawn til dusk. At least, that's how it goes down in Casa de Frufra.

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  4. "He only gets to use them when his mom is not around"

    That's true for a lot of people :)

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  5. One more year...I can not wait!

    I think Justine's are more along the lines of Wonder Woman.

    @rejectedcarebear - you know where the underwear showing trend started?

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  6. I'm confused. In June, Justin purchased a home in a gated section of Calabasas, CA

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  7. Maybe he also rents a 2nd one.

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  8. @FSP - you mean prison, where inmates aren't permitted belts?

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  9. Color me shocked. Anyone else read his GQ interview? The writer said The Biebs (and his mom) both listen to music UNBELIEBERLY LOUD.

    Sorry for the pun, couldn't restrain myself. Also a fan of GQ, not the Biebs.

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  10. @FSP- I always thought it was prison code for 'please do me in the ass'

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  11. @rejectedcarebear - Yeah, means that the inmate is "available".

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  12. oh enty, you make me lol! belt industry indeed!

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  13. "underoos"..hahaha

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  14. This kid is a total tool, but how do you expect a kid with that much money, living in a mansion of his own to behave?

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  15. You all can rest assured that Beiber Fever is in the process of being eradicated. My source (who happens to be my 13 year old niece) says that Justin Beiber isn't "cool" anymore.

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  16. Agree with kats. My sources indicate that Bieber's out - it's all about One Direction and - well, shit, who's that other boy band with the show on Nick? Totally drawing a blank here.

    Anywhoo, my kids were just telling me the other day - Bieber's fixin to be passé, just like the brothers Jonas. My kids do miss the JoBro's tv show, for what it's worth.

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  17. Ok, looked it up - other one is Big Time Rush.

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  18. So the sagging pants thing is false.
    http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp

    Bieber is still annoying. And passe. Source: 14 year old daughter. Big Time Rush is also going bye bye.

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  19. rejectedcarebear and FSP - Thank you for solving that saggy pant mystery for me. I always wondered about that.

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  20. Thanks for the snopes, Jesse. Extra points because it proves me right - I'd always heard it started in the big house because belts aren't allowed, for obvious reasons. Yay me :-)!!!

    Interesting that your daughter says BTR is fading out. I have boys, so I put more stock in a girl's perspective, cause let's face it, we're a little more on the ball :-).

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  21. Anyone who ruins my beauty sleep will be slapped senseless. Nothing I hate more than loud noise at any time of day. And even if Biebs didn’t make a noise I’d still slap him......he’s got the kind of face that makes me wanna bitch-slap.

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  22. @Frufa
    Good morning Frufa!! I got a good laugh out of your Casa de Frufa comment. My son is still in diapers, but he insists on wearing undies OVER his diaper and this his is preferred ensemble for the day. He will ONLY wear clothes when we leave the house, and I've had to get really good at dressing a punching monkey :)

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  23. *this is his. Always fun typing when your little guy is punching your arm with his head. Gotta love the crazy bambinos

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  24. Maybe he's trumatized by being butt effed by diddy.

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  25. @donner - double entendre? hee hee

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  26. Anonymous9:14 AM

    Yes, JB is going the way of the dinosaurs. My 17 year old cousin, who has the mentality of a 13 year old (in a good way) is all about OD right now. Her 12 year old cousin will not listen to JB, only OD.

    Which means... One Direction will be the ones hated on after JB is gone.

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  27. @Sunny - all the boys I know - three nephews, two sons, hubby, brother, brother-in-law - just love nothing more in life than sitting around the house in their underwear. I've learned to accept it, don't care at all, but will never understand it. My husband, Mr. In Charge Legal Guy, barely gets in the door at night before the pants are off.

    My boys did the undies over diapers thing, too. Isn't it just the cutest damn thing? How about boots with everything? Does your son do that? My youngest had some red firefighter boots that were worn all day every day, even in August.

    God love 'em, boys of all ages are just a different breed of cat :-).

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  28. Did anyone watch his NBC concert series or whatever a couple of weeks ago? His people were constantly comparing him to the likes of the Beatles and Elvis. Really, when you have a bunch of asshats like that saying you're bigger than such iconic musicians it's bound to get to your head.

    Also thank the lord for One Direction (bless those 5 beautiful Angels) becoming the hot new teen sensation and dethroning the Biebs. At least they have charming British accents.

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  29. Little man is becoming quite the douche. I don't know how many human beings could keep their ego's intact if they had millions of pre-teens literally worshipping them.

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  30. I wonder if anyone showed him a Before/After picture of Leif Garrett!

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  31. Is he wearing tighty whities? Ugh.

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  32. Anonymous12:04 PM

    If I were Kristin and Dax, I'd call the cops every time I heard crap coming from Bieb's house. With any luck, he'd get tired of "the olds" cramping his style and move.

    I truly despise this tool. Like Billybob wrote, something about that stupid mug of his just makes my palm itch to slap it.

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  33. Lol....with Frufra...my household too, even my nephews strip down to their boxers at my house! I have had weekends where I have 5 boys and 1 husband all down to their boxers! And yes...I do have a photo!!

    Hopefully it will be less than a year, I have not come across too many people who seem like a total douche for someone so young. Ugh.

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  34. In other news the Kartrashians have been suspiciously quiet as well. Ah sweet relief.

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  35. Really can't wait to see him go and the door can smack him hard on his tiny little ass on the way out.

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  36. Since the talk is about guys and underoos: When I first introduced my son to pull-up underpants, he balked from the start. He didn't want any old pull-up undies, he wanted the kind like Daddy wears, you know, with the "d*ck pocket"!

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  37. So glad the Lesbeaver finally has an expiration date. So sick of his face - he looks younger than my almost 13 yo!

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  38. He is absolutely no different than any other young guy his age--other than the hoards of fans and fat wallet. I take public transit every day and the trains and buses are full of guys that are full of swagger and curse words just itching for a chance to show how big and tough they are. I am not sure why he generates so much hatred around here. I manage to live my life with out being bothered by anything he does and manage to avoid hearing his music.

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  39. The trick if you have all the money in the world & are 18 is to get a house isolated in the mountains or canyons. Then you can do a Matthew Mc and bongo nude to your heart's content.

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  40. Did no one tell him that wearing your pants down with ass exposed actually originated in male prisons? It is a way of saying you were available for butt sex?

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  41. I can't wait for this little bitch to expire...

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