Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Olivia Munn doing some press for Newsroom.
Rose McGowan and her daily photo. Notice how she always is made up and dressed well for every photo, and always out despite not really needing to go out.
Sofia Vergara holds on to Nick Loeb to keep him from the strippers and hookers and drugs. Oh, and the orgies.
Speaking of holding on tight, Tom Cruise holds on to Suri while
the next Mrs. Cruise gets ready to dump her boyfriend.
Teri Hatcher and her daughter in Croatia.
Uma Thurman and her baby are already out and about after two days.
Harper Beckham takes some first steps.
This should be a great movie.



88 comments:

  1. Zach and Will were in STL on Tuesday! Wish I could have gone instead of, you know, working and reading CDaN.

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  2. I always hear of Olivia Munn, but never recognize her. She's not very memorable to me.

    Harper's so cute.

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  3. OMG I am dying. How cute is little Harper?!?!

    I don't mean to be judgey here re: Uma, but aren't you kind of not supposed to have your baby out and about so quickly after birth? It's tough to tell what the actual situation here is, but yea.

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  4. OK that cinches it - Rose is the one who calls the photographers for her daily walk.

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  5. ... and is Rose McGowan on the same street as the rest of her pics lately? ;)

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  6. OMG that pic of Harper and Posh is killing me!!!!

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  7. I think Uma may be publicly breast feeding. Go Uma! I had my kids out too. I needed to get out just to get some perspective. A newborn makes your world shrink.

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    1. I thought that too! Yesssss! Go Uma!

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    2. Kids can go out in public after being born. Jeez. I don't know why people are so judgemental!

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  8. There's going to be a movie with Will Ferrell AND Zach Galafanackis? Xenu H. Christ.

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  9. Amber - it's more that you're not supposed to have people touch a newborn unless you've washed your hands.

    I mean people have been having babies and then working in the fields for thousands of years.

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  10. How Olivia Munn got on Newsroom I will never know.

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  11. Ahh Harper! So dang cute!

    Nice to see Terry Hatcher's daughter look healthy and beautiful too.

    Uma looks fantab for just having a baby!

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  12. msgirl - ahh, okay. I'd probably keep my kid in quarantine until it's 18, because I'm paranoid about germs, injuries, and pedophiles. lol

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  13. I don't like Olivia Munn, at all, but I do kinda love how dirty she is.

    Harper is adorable.

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  14. @msgirl, YEP! I'm sure now that Rose McGowan is the one who has a pap who take a pic of her everyday in exchange for sex once a week. Too funny.

    And I'm also pretty sure Uma was the blind about someone surprised to be pregnant, and worried because she hadn't known she was and partied her ass off the first couple months of the pregnancy.

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  15. Olivia is growing on me. Her character in newsroom is good & she plays it well. Newsroom is also my absolute obsession & I can't talk enough about how AMAZEBALLS it is, so maybe I'm biased.

    Go Uma! Way to act like a normal person after giving birth!

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  16. @NapAssasin I love Newsroom as well, just not her.

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    1. She plays a pretty good socially awkward nerd, with a sneaky side of bitch. I'd heard of her but never seen her in anything until now. Either way, best. show. ever.

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  17. Agreed, that was a reveal on Rose McGowan and her pap humping fame-whoring.

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  18. I was blown away by the first episode of the Newsroom and now its losing me but I am sticking with it since it has already been renewed for a 2nd season.

    Total sneaky blind item reveal with Rose being the actress that wants to hold on to her money (smart) and exchanges weekly sex sessions to a pap for published photos of her walking down the same street all the time(I am going to pretend the pap is super hot) since I like Rose and thinks she has gotten a rough end of the stick sometimes.

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  19. Who is The Next Mrs. Cruise? She looks like Tiger Woods' sister.

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    1. I think the next Mrs Cruise looks like an exotic Anne Hathaway but I dont think they'll walk down the aisle. He needs to look like a player first, IMHO

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    2. @misspoppypants, just saw your comment...great minds DO think alike!

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  20. p.s. better that Rose screws a pap than Gerard Butler

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  21. Harper is a butterball! TOO CUTE

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  22. Olivia Munn's face doesn't quite look the same colour as the rest of her. It's unsettling.

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  23. Anonymous12:43 PM

    Don't know who the next Mrs. Cruise is, but she's not cute...

    unlike baby Harper, who is the cutest! OMG, I don't even like kids and I want to cuddle her!

    Amber, it's a really bad idea to keep babies inside the house all of the time. They need to be out and exposed to other people and their germs in order to build up their immune systems. If you don't do that, be prepared to have a really sickly toddler on your hands.

    Dislike Olivia Munn and, as a former newspaper reporter, HATE The Newsroom. It takes much of what is awful about modern news and presents it like that's what shows should aspire to be. Terrible.

    Except for the puppy incident, Suri has looked a lot more relaxed with her mom.

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  24. Funny how Suri who is 6 needs to be carried all the time, and Harper who is 1 wants to walk by herself, without a blanket, binky, and toys. Interesting.

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    1. I was thinking the same thing!!! Why is thay child constantly being held?

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    2. But Harper is in her mom's store (office?), Cruise & Suri look like they are in a paparazzi tornado. If the pics had sound attched, I bet we'd think differently.

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  25. "The next Mrs. Cruise?" Who is that?

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  26. I'm totally good with TC's next beard being a Xenu worshiper. At least these women are used to ingesting large amounts of Niacin and a life of E-Meters.

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  27. Yes, who is the next Mrs. Cruise?

    Idk, two days old is a little too newborn to be out and about, but kudos to breastfeeding and in public.

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  28. Hell yes, that's going to be a great movie! Believe it's called The Campaign.

    Olivia Munn has the same crazed look in her eyes as my fb "friend" who loves to post pics of herself showing off her store bought rack.

    As far as the Uma baby goes, I also think it's all about hand washing. My youngest was in NICU for four weeks, and the only precaution we had to take before going into the unit was 2 min (I think) of surgery-style hand washing. (After he got out, we couldn't take him in public for six months, but that was due to his particular condition. That was crazy-hard to pull off.)

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  29. Is that Frida Pinto?

    i.e. Frida Cruise?

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  30. Feed Watcher, you've just insulted Freida Pinto.

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  31. I have to say I actually really like Olivia Munn..she is one of my favorite parts of the Newsroom with her dry-deadpan clueless-ness.

    She was really good in Magic Mike I thought as well.

    *shrug*

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  32. Not Frieda Pinto. Info on who she is here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2175362/Devout-Scientologist-Yolanda-Pecoraro-said-perfect-match-Tom-Cruise.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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  33. Good catch on the BI time bob!

    I love little Harper!!!

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  34. Longtime lurker, first-time poster.
    There's an article in the Daily Mail about the future
    Mrs. Tom Cruise.

    Her name is Yolanda Pecoraro.

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  35. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Who the heck is the next mrs cruise? I have never seen her before

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  36. Katie and Tom both really need to lay off allowing all these paps to take pics of Suri. Enough all ready, let the child have some peace.

    Agree with the blind reveal about pap and sex being Rose. Sad, but love the shoes!

    Don't get Olivia Munn and always confuse her with the other one, Olivia Wilde? They are sort of interchangeable. To be fair I have not seen either act.

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  38. Msgirl -EVERYONE calls the paps to follow them. Ask Jennfer Love Hewitt.

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  39. Is Enty's Rose McGowan comment in reference to the blind about the actress who walks along the same strip of road every day and gets her picture taken doing nothing? Isn't that the blind about the actress getting it in with the paparazzo?

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  40. @ Ashlea - I was simply asking for clarification based on what I'd heard. Not having become a mother myself, I don't have first-hand knowledge of these sorts of things. There are a lot of mothers and soon-to-be moms that post here, therefore I knew I'd get an answer.

    Thank you msgirl & Texshan (who I almost just called Sexthan!) :)

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  41. I wish there was a way to keep Tom Cruise from ever having contact with Suri. She actually has a chance, like his other kids never did.

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  42. I had my 3 day old son out at a hockey arena (my husband was the coach) and some woman indignantly asked me "How OLD is that baby?" Three days, I answered. She looked like she was going to faint. My now 16 year old just signed his first junior hockey contract, so I guess the early start helped.

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  43. The next Mrs Cruise looks like a Latin Anne Hathaway.

    That is not a compliment.

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  44. I saw the film clips today when Tom picked up Suri and was clutching her tightly through all the paps. It looked so phony to me as if he "rushed to be with Suri" or something. He seriously couldn't have arranged to pick her up somewhere privately? It just came across so fake to me like he was filming a movie scene.

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  45. I like Olivia Munn too. She's funny.
    I took my son to the county fair at 5 days old. What's the big deal? Just don't let people touch them.

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  46. A day of Photo Reveals!

    Rose, Uma AND possibly Teri & daughter for the 2M yacht job?

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  47. I'm not a Tom supporter or anything but let's remember that at the end of the day, he is her daddy and when I was a little girl, it was my dad that made me feel safest. And yes, Harper is walking but they aren't exactly out in public, are they? Note Posh's name everywhere.

    I know everyone rags on Beyonce but not for a second do I think Posh was pregnant with Harper. I also find it very suspicious that she finally had a girl.

    I will be at the new Will Ferrell movie on opening night. Started seeing the ads on tv last night.

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  48. Like Texshan, my newsroom roots have me giving a side eye to Aaron Sorkin when me and The Hubs watch Newsroom. So much of it seems not believable to me. And Aaron Sorkin is SO GOD DAMN PREACHY, I just can't take it when I watch his programs sometimes. I'm only two epis in, so I have some catching up to do. Olivia Munn has been pretty good in it so far. And I think Jeff Daniels is good. The British chick gets on my nerves. I was reading that Marissa Tomei was supposed to be the female lead but negotiations fell through. Hopefully the show won't become insanely over-the-top unbelievable (I'm looking at you, Boardwalk Empire.)

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  49. Forgot to add - I didn't know there were all these rules and regulations to toting a newborn around. Personally, I would be a bit nervy about the extreme heat (Is Uma in NYC?) Plus, I had a c-section, so bitch wasn't going anywhere after the baby came out. But, getting out and about is good for your soul, IMO. Shit, I still go stir-crazy now, and my baby is 20 months. Not a baby anymore, sigh.

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  50. Yay Harper! But she won't be a little ball of gorgeous when she starts running around :(

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  51. Harper is just too cute!

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  52. "How Olivia Munn got on Newsroom I will never know."

    Oh, I think you can guess....

    How sad that McGowan is sucking up to the paps to stay in the public eye. She really had talent. What killed her career so quickly? The messy thing with Rodriguez? The botched surgery?

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  53. Love how Uma can afford those $10+ organic smoothies.

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  54. @dia papaya, I'm with you. As soon as I saw the pic of Teri & her daughter, I thought of the blind where the minor was waiting in the wings for her payday.

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  55. Teri Hatcher might smack her daughter if she gets between her and the cameras.

    @susan- there is a name for it, but everyone who watches a movie or TV show relating to something they already know about realizes how screwed up Hollywood got it.

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  56. @yodelay and @dia papaya
    Noooo! I pictured that scenario as being someone who was desperately trying to secure their future after losing their popularity here, and I can't imagine with the success of Desperate Housewives that Teri Hatcher would have to do something so disgusting and then plan to pimp out her daughter. I hope that's not true :/

    I get sucked into all those premium channel shows (Dexter, Homeland, Shameless etc) and I am enjoying Newsroom. However, it seems like it would be more of a network show based on the cheese factor alone. And it's so funny how we all have different tastes: The English executive producer on the show is my favorite character, and my 2 least favorites are Olivia Munn and also the jittery blonde assistant. One underacts, and the other overacts. Weird dynamic

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  57. Ooh, I think that I was the one to guess Rose McGowan first--and beating anyone to the punch would be a huge first for me!

    But as much as I like being right, I'm sad that it's her.

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  58. sorry @karen didn't see you had posted it already.

    But great minds think alike :0)

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  59. Anonymous3:22 PM

    Word, Susan. I get really annoyed when I see things on TV or in movies purportedly about reporters, PR people, or doctors/hospitals, because I've actually WORKED in those industries/occupations, and it super-irritates me when I see characters do something completely ridiculous. And yes, Sorkin is Preachy McPreacherson. I can't stand him.

    Amber, full disclosure -- I am not a mom. But I've worked in health care communications for 12 years, the last five in public health. Babies need germs, just like little kids need to play in the dirt and be around other germy kids to be healthy. Otherwise they'll be highly susceptible to all kinds of illnesses, because their immune system won't have a chance to create antibodies to fight illnesses.

    Love, Sexthan

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  60. Ok, I'm gonna have to read the blind you all are referring to, Damn I was actually busy at work today!

    Harper is a cutie!

    I'd LOVE to visit Croatia someday.

    Poor Rose if she feels like she has to sleep with some pap.

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  61. Quite a few years ago, I worked at a truckstop coffee shop. Some of the teens who would frequent the restaurant would come in to drink coffe for an hour or two on their way home from the hospital after giving birth! That was also when smoking was still allowed in restaurants.

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  62. Two days and out - no problem to me at all, but any consideration to the fact she may have been in 2 days and this is a stop off on the way home? My friend just had a bubba and she stopped off at Asda for some long awaited cream cheese!

    Poor Suri - regardless of TC's intention, this looks to me like a scared little girl clutching onto her daddy for comfort. Imagine how many paps were around trying to get the best picture. I agree that Katie being papped is a good way to ensure her continuing safety, but I really could do without the constant pictures of that poor little rich girl. She's going to grow up very odd, at best. I still think actual, enforceable laws should be put in place to protect the kids of celebs, especially if they are minors.

    That being said - Harper is too adorable. My mind is calling this a twit pic VB put up, so I dont feel too bad about seeing it :p

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  63. In Posh's world, Harper is overweight. In the real people world, she is absolutely the most adorable celeb baby.
    Olivia Munn annoys me.

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  64. When did Uma Thurman have her baby?

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  65. Tom isn't the only one using Suri for his image. Katie has had her out on a daily Mommy and Me outing every day for 2 weeks---showing everyone how much happier they are now that mean ol Daddy and his scary helpers are gone.

    On the other hand, I think the paps are probably the best thing that could happen to Suri--no chance of her disappearing while she's out on visitation --they are going to be watching every where she goes for a while.

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  66. What's with the clingy Suri? She was not that way with Katie and was doing so well in the past few weeks (LOL, how in the hell would I really know this from a few pics?). Maybe there are more paps around him?

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  67. 99% of the time - unless the celebrity is A+++++ List, the reason they are papped is because they go where they know the paps are, or they call them in advance. Okay, fine, but don't pretend you are bothered by it, okay D-List celebrity?

    Harper is so friggin' adorable that I want to pinch her and nom on her. I love chunky babies!

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  68. LOVE UMA!
    And yeah, babies used to be born in barns. I think a few minutes in the upscale smoothie shop on Day 3 in the world will be okay.

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  69. I have a 20-month-old. I also have a 7-year-old and a 5-year-old, which means that OF COURSE 20-month-old went out and about in his very early days, because I defy anyone to sit around at home all day with a 3-year-old, 5-year-old, and a newborn and NOT want to put a bullet through their own head. Corollary to that: because of 20-month-old's existence, 5-year-old and 7-year old freaking WALK when we go somewhere, so I don't know WTF's up with Suri. Girlfriend needs to be on her own feet.
    And I forget- is Olivia Munn the one with the "leaked" nudie pics meant for Chris Pine, or was that Olivia Wilde? I also get them mixed up.

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  70. Although this Tom Cruise photo doesn't show it, I saw one on TMZ I think that showed Tom's boots. So freakin' funny to see those THICK lifts he wears.

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  71. Although this Tom Cruise photo doesn't show it, I saw one on TMZ I think that showed Tom's boots. So freakin' funny to see those THICK lifts he wears.

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  72. Ok, Um, Uma? How can you sit on a barstool like that two days after pushing out a baby? An unpadded bar stool! Doesn't "the undercarriage" hurt a little for awhile? I am wincing just looking.

    Baby Harper is so proud! So cute. I love it when babies are visibly pleased with figuring something out.

    I Like that Terri Hatcher's daughter is at a healthy, attractive weight, and I hope her mother does not make her feel "fat" for not sharing her dysmorphia.

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  73. Harper! Nom nom nom...so cute!
    Teri Hatcher's daughter is adorable (and normal looking) too. Both make me sad for Suri...must go hug my own daughter now!

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  74. I want to eat up that beautiful, fat, fat baby! God, Harper is so CUTE. Those legs! God, please, please, please don't let that lovely fat thing be turned into an anorexic shrew by her mother! Please don't let her grow up thinking that it's bad to eat! Seriously :(

    I love that Uma is up and about! I always was. My ex-husband's fiancé keeps using the birth of their first child (a month and a half ago) as an excuse to make me do all the running back and forth. "I just CAN'T drive that far yet" (15 minutes). As if she were the first person to deliver a child. She had a caesarean, my two children were vaginal births, and the first really about killed me. I still did my regular errands the first week. God knows no one indulged me.

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  75. Ugh sorry for the bitter sounding above comment. I've been driving my kids back and forth to see their new brother, and I feel taken advantage of.

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  76. Uma kicked out of the hospital after 2 days? Celebrities! They're just like us! ha!

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  77. Terry Hatcher's daughter. vavavoom. Glad she's not a stick figure like mom. Beautiful girl.

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  78. Wow!! Enty just revealed a crapload of blinds!!

    So...Sophia V, orgies, her BF/hubby? What blind was that?

    What blind involved mom/daughter which would be Terri Hatcher/daughter pic.

    And the Rose one was easy.

    Oliva Munn must be a reval too. Maybe the blind of the actress that is not catching on? Bilson was the popular guess...

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