New Kids On The Block with matching mustaches.
Nick Cannon shows off his socks while
Sharon Osborne heads home after the show.
Javier Bardem cuddles up to a pregnant again Penelope Cruz.
Rihanna does yacht karaoke. Really catching on.
Well, at least Snooki is selling soda instead of perfume.
Tara Reid on a new yacht.
Vanessa Lachey doing some shopping yesterday.
Nick Cannon shows off his socks while
Sharon Osborne heads home after the show.
Javier Bardem cuddles up to a pregnant again Penelope Cruz.
Rihanna does yacht karaoke. Really catching on.
Well, at least Snooki is selling soda instead of perfume.
Tara Reid on a new yacht.
Vanessa Lachey doing some shopping yesterday.
Yay! My guys at the top. Love them. I know, I know.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sarah, I have the Funky Funky Christmas album in my iTunes ;)
ReplyDeleteAww...Vanessa looks beautiful. When I was pregnant I felt like an ogre.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking Vanessa looks great as well:-)
ReplyDeleteVanessa's face looks fantastic..
ReplyDeleteRihanna is singing OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOOOOOORRRRNINGGGGGG!.....
ReplyDeleteSnooki has entered the reality famewhore stage of being a boring, polished product shiller. Has she done an infomercial? That's the next stage.
Hell yeah Sarah - Cool Rider!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Penelope was pregnant again...
ReplyDeleteTara, oh Tara. There is nothing to say..
I'm not Catholic, is it right to wear a crucifix as jewelry?
ReplyDeleteTara looks like she's one step up from chum.
Vanessa looks lovely.
Joey McIntyre - I still would. All over the place.
ReplyDeleteMadonna Ciccione is Catholic & she used to wear crucifixes all the time in the 1980's. That must mean it's OK.
ReplyDeleteAlthough Van Lachey continue to be my forever enemy for taking over Jillian's spot on WipeOut, I will admit girl looks fab here. ;)
ReplyDeleteSnooki looks like a cross between Elvira and Frankenstein's wife with a body wave. The irony of the rosary dangling around her neck is not lost on this atheist :))haha
Tara Reid looks like she's been on one too many yachts...
ReplyDeleteEven though Penelope stole my man (!), I still think they make a great couple and I'm glad she dodged the Cruise missile.
ReplyDeleteThere's a difference between a crucifix (cross) and rosary beads. Snooki's necklace looks like a weird rosary-type of necklace, although the bead count is off. Therefore it MIGHT not be sacrilegious to wear it. Wearing rosaries is a no-no, although there are large ones sold for decoration in Catholic homes, which is allowed.
ReplyDeleteI'd still nail Donnie Wahlberg, receding hairline and all.
ReplyDeleteThat photo of NKOTB looks like a still from gay porn. Bad gay porn.
ReplyDeleteVanessa Lachey ruined Wipeout for me. We want Jill! We want Jill!
If Tara weighs more than 85 pounds, I would be shocked. Why would anyone pay to have sex with that?
@Amber kick the ballistics, Santa Claus. Ahem.
ReplyDelete@Nerners hands off, he's mine. I actually think he'd be a great talent show judge - he has so much charisma, and he's a nice guy
@Ingrid inspired by the movie thread. I performed Cool Rider at my primary school talent show and was beaten by a lame magician who was the son of one of the teachers. Still not over it.
OMG @Sarah YOU DID NOT! You have my most favorite-est cool chick on the planet EVER as your avatar!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think I love you.
That NKOTB picture is a few months old, taken during their European concerts I think, to make fun of D Wahlberg's mustache (all the others are fake). Please kill me for actually knowing about this.
ReplyDeletePoor Tara...she's done it to herself though.. I can't help thinking that these kind of girls/women who self destruct completely in this way must have been molested as children. Is there no instinct for self preservation? Were you taught by a close family member that you're supposed to be used as an object sexually and not good for anything else, not valued or loved? "They" say that's usually the situation with porn stars and strippers. Makes me wonder.....When does the destruction stop?
ReplyDeleteShe's been doing this for so long now.
#1 looks like a Scientology recruitment poster to me.
ReplyDeleteNick Cannon looks like he is about to keel over in every picture I see of him. I applaud him for not taking the Casper route, but he needs to slow down and rest.
Vanessa Lachey looks great.
I would sign if scientology looked like that! Donnie will always be my #1 bad boy
DeleteI would sign if scientology looked like that! Donnie will always be my #1 bad boy
DeleteI would sign if scientology looked like that! Donnie will always be my #1 bad boy
DeleteWhy are NKOTB taking pics in a bathhouse?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the prison shower pic?
ReplyDelete@AKM, thanks for the info. I do know the difference between a crucifix and a rosary, just not thinking today I guess. It was the rosary that I thought was verboten to wear as adornment.
ReplyDelete@Reno why thank you! Yep, I did. I used a chair as a ladder. Thank goodness this was before video cameras
ReplyDelete@sarah
ReplyDeleteIn what world is Cool Rider not a slam dunk for an elementary school talent contest? You did the palms down, scoot/hop backwards right? Nepotism clearly at it's finest
I think that photo of NKOTB (sad I didn't have to think about that acronym a lick to type it correctly) is hilarious. Why do multiple mustaches get me every time? (And oh how I love Movember) Anyway, I have always preferred Backstreet Boys to NKOTB and proudly wear my BB muscle tee to the gym
I can't see a pic of a celebrity on a yacht anymore without wondering "Yacht girl?".
ReplyDeleteSO thank you for that, CDaN.
Wasn't there a BI about Tara Reid being a popular threesome partner because she was adept at a certain sexual technique? How do you declare your "yacht girl" income on your taxes?
ReplyDeleteSunny - you're not alone in your (hidden/forbidden) love for BSB!
ReplyDeleteI had a gay porn called Mojo Rising in the late 90's and the cover looked exactly like that NKOTB pic up top.
ReplyDelete@Sunny sad times in England in the late 80s. I think I was about 10 (primary in the UK is 5-11) and I've just remembered the boy who stole first place did comedy not magic. He wasn't even funny /bitter
ReplyDeletetara and vanessa are just 5 years apart. how long can tara go on like this?
ReplyDeleteI didn't realise PC was pregnant! All the pregnant ladies in this post look lovely. :)
ReplyDeletePoor Tara's not long from an accidental drowning or something equally tragic. She looks like she's barely upright here.
ReplyDeleteNKOTB is going for the Robin Thicke look.
ReplyDeleteAww I didn't know Penelope was pregnant either or is cdan starting rumors?
ReplyDelete@surfer
ReplyDeleteI maaaaaay know the choreography from the I Want It That Way (or at least the palms to the air/spin on the heel combo)
@sarah
He had the judges in his back pocket the whole time. Bastard
Tara looks like Pam Anderson already....and it took a lot more time and a mountain of drugs for Pam Anderson to look like Pam Anderson.
ReplyDeleteI think Penelope & Javier announced the pregnancy a couple of days ago?
ReplyDeleteWow. I'm very impressed with the levels of dance moves/routines here and also the lack of shame about them. It was the 80s, we were young.. who cares!
ReplyDeleteThat said I honestly thought the left-most New Kid was Jason Priestly aka Mr. Brandon Walsh.
Heh.
Aw, still love NKOTB too :)
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