Judging by the cider in Mischa Barton's hand, I would say she is back to boozing it up again. Hello more tooth surgery.
Michael Douglas coloring his hair and going all ginger?
Melissa Gorga hangs out with some of the lesser known RH-Miami Housewives.
Also hanging out were the RHBH at Kyle's new clothing boutique.
There, but not in the group photo, was Brandi Glanville.
Mario Lopez gets painted in gold by an Alyssa Milano look-alike.
I didn't even recognize Ralph Fiennes.
Robert Pattinson gets all tatted up.
Amanda Seyfried and a first date where there won't be a second.
Michael Douglas coloring his hair and going all ginger?
Melissa Gorga hangs out with some of the lesser known RH-Miami Housewives.
Also hanging out were the RHBH at Kyle's new clothing boutique.
There, but not in the group photo, was Brandi Glanville.
Mario Lopez gets painted in gold by an Alyssa Milano look-alike.
I didn't even recognize Ralph Fiennes.
Robert Pattinson gets all tatted up.
Amanda Seyfried and a first date where there won't be a second.
Another hint for Amanda?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Michael Douglas filming the Liberace movie?
ReplyDeleteAnd I guess that answers that blind that we all figured was Amanda.
I thought that blind was revealed a week or two ago?
ReplyDeleteI think there are a couple reveals here.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope Michael's hair is for a movie because it looks awful.
I think Robert Pattinson looks REALLY good here.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree!
DeleteRalph Fiennes looks a little Jim Henson there... or maybe I just have Muppets on the brain.
ReplyDeleteAnd wow, that could be Alyssa Milano's twin! I would love to be able to pull of that cute short hair-do. Unfortunately, I'd end up looking like a used up brillo pad.
How does Mischa drink and stay so thin?? I guess drugs or just lucky?
ReplyDeleteWhenever I drink a lot, I put on weight like crazy. Especially from beer.
@Cathy I thought it was, too.
Yeah, I'm pretty positive that's an Amanda reveal. Sad :( She's so cute (personality-wise & looks)!
ReplyDeleteIs the Mischa one a reveal? About an actress getting a chance but starting to get into drinking again or something? Am I making that up because I've read too many BIs?
Michael Douglas looks like one of those Thunderbirds Are Go! marionettes.
ReplyDeleteRobert Pattinson looks like Nick Hogan.
What in holy hell is that Housewife on the right wearing? Lady, you are 20 lb of bullshit stuffed into a 10-lb lace bag. Ew.
ReplyDeleteNANa LaLa - I was going to say the same thing! He looks exactly like Jim Henson!
ReplyDeleteI really, really like that dress camille has on.
The Spice Girls are looking really, really old there.
ReplyDeleteAnd that picture of Rob is the reason why I became a fan of Twilight...Yum!!!
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaa! I had a whole rant going and it got deleted.
ReplyDeleteHere it is briefly
Realhouwives are over tan, over botoxed and over made up. Go home To your kids!
Michael Douglas. I hope that's for a movie role. Otherwise to you and all the fellow older gentlemen trying to look young by dying your hair. You're not fooling anybody.
Mischa-all aboard the lilo train to wrecksville.
Robert Pattinson or whatever- I am over the whole "gang banger cholo" look. Photographers, magazine and films perpetuate that image and make it look cool. Stop it.
Amanda- I hope she finds a good guy. She doesn't look like she is enjoying this dog. Maybe she is boring and that's why the guys jump ship. I like her, but I'm a girl. Soooo.
I think that's all I have.. :)
Ralph Fiennes has lost his hot. Gross!
ReplyDeleteOK I have to say it: am I the only one who finds Brandi whatsherface hideously unattractive? Killer body but her jaw looks too big for her head! Or is that just because she gets her lips injected and it's an optical illusion I'm seeing?
ReplyDeleteWhat blind was just answered with Seyfried? I'm lost.
Did Camille get work on her face? She looks to done here.
ReplyDeletePoor Kim has the alcoholic bloat going on. She is becoming your stereotypical child star gone bad.
Amanda S was the blind about the B+ starlet always having the worst luck with men.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Ralph Fiennes turn into William Hurt?
ReplyDeleteBrandi has a little bit of a manly face I think. She really needs to gain 10-15 pounds
ReplyDeleteI think the Amanda BI reveal was on July 4 reveal day. Bad luck with the guys.
ReplyDeleteI almost forgot! Mario Lopez=older lady porn.
ReplyDeleteI am 25 and could take it or leave it. My grandma! She fucking loves him!
Mischa has her beer-goggles on to wear shoulder pads like that.
ReplyDeleteAmanda was revealed, probably on a Saturday reveal. I hope it gets betters for her...
ReplyDeleteActually for a second I thought Ralph Fiennes was James Lipton without glasses from Inside the Actor Studio
ReplyDelete@Lazyday, that was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThat white lace jump suit is fabu. It is so flattering and elegant. I wish I could get married again so I could make my bridesmaids wear it. But not in white because that would be tacky.
Oh good Jesus, imagine that jumpsuit in red lace. Egads.
I am not a Rob Pattinson fan BY ANY MEANS but looking at today's pic... damn, I would tap that.
ReplyDeleteanita_mark, oh gawd i just snorted PepsiMax thru my nose, thank you for that! ROFL!
ReplyDeleteHaha! CDAN goes Twihard for a day.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell is MArio wearing?
ReplyDeleteMr. Pattinson, I never found you attractive until I saw those faux tattoos. HOT!
ReplyDeleteI love me some artwork.
Rob does look very handsome in that pic. Yum. Usually he just looks greasy.
ReplyDeleteAmanda already was a reveal.
Love the muffin top on the RH Miami white lace goddess.
ReplyDeleteJust when you thought Mario Lopez could not look or be any more of a douche.
Michael Douglas looks like Bruce Jenner there! They must have the same plastic surgeon.
Mischa's got some robust knees goin' on. Um, honey? The 80s shoulder pads don't make you look any thinner.
Was that a reveal for the tweener who acts older than she is???
ReplyDeletePattison looks smoking hot...he and amanda should be Anastasia and Fifty.
ReplyDelete@Jason-I thought the same thing!
ReplyDeleteUgh, Mario Lopez annoys the shit outta me.
I really hope Michael is filming a movie, he's looking all kinds of rough!
The Housewives gross me out, but I do like Camille's dress.
I have no shade at all toward Ralph Fiennes. He's jerked enough tears from me with his incredible talent, I can't dislike him despite his peccadilloes and fading looks. Like a demi-Jack Nicholson, I'll always forgive him.
ReplyDeleteRalph Fiennes looks like Charles Manson here xD
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. I'm in trouble.
ReplyDeleteI am digging M Lopez in that paint. Or maybe I should say, just out of his clothing...
As for Mr Fiennes and Mr Pattinson, I would tap either one of those asses.
I think I've been without too long. Sigh.
OK, then I excel at spotting clues for revealed BIs. :P
ReplyDelete@smashbaqsh, I'm *ahem*, older, and I think Mario looks like he actually thinks his dimples, abs and cock are gold plated. I'm sure he's a douche.
ReplyDeleteoops, happy fingers @smashbash, sorry.
ReplyDeleteAmanda, I am still here for you, if you want a plain, old, Lehigh Valley guy. I wouldn't dump you after a first date when you slept with me. The last first date who slept with me couldn't get rid of me for 23 years.
ReplyDeleteMelissa Gorga needs to get her boobs redone. The look all jacked up, like Tori Spelling's boobs.
ReplyDelete@smashbash, I've typed long rants and hit submit to learn I'm not signed in, and the whole thing ... fuh-fuh-fuh-fuhthwip. Luckily you remembered all the points!
ReplyDeleteIs Melissa Gorga the reveal about a RH that is secretly using birth control? And why do all their legs look wonky in that pic?
ReplyDeleteSupposedly Michael Douglas has his hair (and brows) died for the Liberace movie. He looks like hell. I know he's been ill, but he looks at least a decade older than 67.
ReplyDeleteMario, gold becomes you. Can they seal your mouth with it?
These Real Housewives women - are we supposed to find them attractive? Because no. NoNoNoNoNo.
Ralph Fiennes is making The Pete Seeger Story?
@Barton - that's why I now always hit Ctrl C before I log in - have lost my posts too many times.
ReplyDeleteWow, that is Camille isn't it? I thought it must be the new Ho, Yolanda. Wtf did she do to her face?
ReplyDeleteMore importantly, who would EVER buy clothes recommended by Kyle? She has the worst, most unflattering taste in clothes!
On the other hand, it couldn't possibly be any worse than the trashy rags "designed" by Alexass.
ReplyDeleteYeah right, Mooshki, you know you are dying to wear some Alexis Couture to your next cocktail party. Those sleeves look very practical for enjoying a nice chip and dip platter...Smash your bullet points were exactly right, and lazyday, best line of the day
ReplyDeleteI didn't recognize Zooey. Her face looks swollen. She's too young for Botox, so is it the camera angle? I missed the red carpet and most of the Teen Choice Awards.
ReplyDeleteI NEVER thought I'd ever see a picture where Taylor Armstrong looks good. She looks good in that picture. Her lips aren't all wacked out and she looks healthier.
ReplyDeleteLOL, E Gee Be. If the sleeves get in the way, I can just rip them off like she did.
ReplyDeleteRalph Fiennes... still cute, I think. But, he needs a haircut. I drooled over him and Angela Bassett equally in Strange Days.
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas does not look well. I'm not a doctor, but my older brother was thirty one when he was diagnosed with esophageal cancer. No symptons except for acid reflux and difficulty swallowing. Almost a year of three strongest chemo and fourteen ghour surgery and where positive they got it all. We were told December thirty first, my parents' wedding anniversary, that it had metastasized and terminal. He passed away at home on Jan thirteenth. I was holding his hand, as my parents and I were his caregivers. I am so extremely vocal about the need for awareness and research because by the time it's detectable, it's usually terminal. I know he termed it "throat cancer" but it's esophagus. My heart goes out to his family, specially his younger children. I had left annn abusive marriage with my infant son right at the time my brother was diagnosed, and he remained positive. The only time he cried was when he realized he would never see his nephew grow up. Okay, I'm sorry to go so into that. His face (Michael Douglas) recalled such an expressiob i remember all to well. I hope it is only due to more chemo and not metastization.
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