The Dark Knight Rises premiere was last night and Anne Hathaway wins for most daring outfit. I love the passenger in the cab behind her.
Here is the entire cast.
Marion Cotillard was stunning as usual.
Christian Bale and his wife.
Morgan Freeman sans granddaughters.
Tom Hardy.
Hailee Steinfeld with the 80's teacher dress.
I thought you might like a photo of Joseph Gordon Levitt from GQ instead of the premiere.
The director, Christopher Nolan.
Hello Zoe Kravitz.
Contrasted with a gum chewing Leighton Meester who didn't put out much effort in her choice for the premiere.
Here is the entire cast.
Marion Cotillard was stunning as usual.
Christian Bale and his wife.
Morgan Freeman sans granddaughters.
Tom Hardy.
Hailee Steinfeld with the 80's teacher dress.
I thought you might like a photo of Joseph Gordon Levitt from GQ instead of the premiere.
The director, Christopher Nolan.
Hello Zoe Kravitz.
Contrasted with a gum chewing Leighton Meester who didn't put out much effort in her choice for the premiere.
I wrote elsewhere that Leighton Meester looked like she was going to the premiere of the Dark Knight bootleg in the parking lot of her favorite taqueria.
ReplyDeleteNo Michael Caine:(.
ReplyDeleteLOL love the subtle Morgan Freeman dig.
ReplyDeleteThat Joseph Gorden Levitt fella is a tall drink of water. I know the rumors (blah blah blah) but that smile just melts me
ReplyDelete@Ingrid
Ha ha! There is NO way she attended the premiere like that, right? That's my "I'm just dropping off a friend so I twisted my wet hair into a bun so WAIT do NOT take my photo right now A-hole!". Definitely had days like that (can you tell?)
What are the rumors? I think he's great
DeleteAnne needs a new stylist - her outfit might have been daring but it looks like shit on her.
ReplyDeleteHow do so many randoms get to go to major film premieres?!
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale is so gorgeous.
Lainey hate Marion's beautiful shoes...she really needs to stop giving fashion advise...
ReplyDeleteI never could get into Gossip Girl even before I knew about Leighton Meister's background. Her looks just screamed "low-rent" to me, not East Side.
ReplyDeleteSadie - I agree. She needs something sleek/edgy to complement her hair - the flowy dress just is not working. Also, what's up with the weird peplum top on it? Sometimes that style works, but with that dress it just looks like some Princess Aurora BS.
ReplyDelete@Sadie
ReplyDeleteTotally. I think a goddess dress could've looked incredible with her pixie hair, but this wasn't a winner in my book either
Forgot to mention that Zoe looks stunning. That Lenny and Lisa DNA is not too shabby
And Hailee Steinfeld is dressed a little too "prim", but I love that she always dresses very classy and appropriate for a young teenager.
ReplyDeleteYou thought right enty, I have loved him since my high school days circa third rock... may I say hello Zoe too holy heck loving that pic!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I would call Anne's outfit daring, but I do know that daring doesn't equal beautiful. I don't like that dress at all.
ReplyDeleteI'm so torn on Hathaway. I was really impressed with her turn in Rachel Getting Married, and therefore believe she can really act, but on the other hand her face really bothers me for some reason and I just cannot with that peppy theatre major persona.
ReplyDeleteOh and I'm actually scared instead of excited to see DKR because I think she may be the single most awful casting choice ever and ruin it. From the set shots she looked like a suburban housewife dressed as catwoman for halloween. GIRL NO
ReplyDeleteWhy were so many of the Gossip Girl cast there? And why did Penn look so bad?
ReplyDeleteOMG YOU NAILED IT!!! "peppy theatre major persona"
ReplyDeleteBefore I read that @Nova, all my brain could come up with that her haircut makes me want to poke my eyes out. NO, Anne Hathaway, I will NOT compliment you on your cheekbones so go shove them up your ass!"
"peppy theatre major persona" is much more eloquent.
I read some reviews that were in awe of Anne as Catwoman. That cheered me up somewhat. Oh and supposedly David Letterman spoiled DKR last night.
ReplyDeleteLove that peppy theatre major moniker! That's exactly what she was at the Oscars!
I may need to wait and see TDKR at home because a movie containing Christian Bale, Joseph Gordon Levitt, & Tom Hardy might make my vagina explode and it's just rude to expect someone else to clean up a mess like that.
ReplyDeleteI guess beauty really is subjective and in the eye of the beholder, because I have always thought that Zoe Kravitz was just downright ugly. Not plain or average. Actually ugly.
ReplyDeleteI just can't with Anne. Her theatre geek hyperactivity, her lack of emotional range, etc., just do not appeal to me at all. And why the fark did she cut off all of her hair for Les Mis? They have things called wigs, honey. Look into it next time.
No way Meester went to a premiere looking like that! Seriously? That's what I look like running errands (except fatter). What was she thinking? Was she at the grocery store and remembered she was supposed to have been at the theater? No excuse, missy. Get it together.
I don't mind Hailee's dress as much as I do those heinous shoes. Those are a crime against feet. What a scrolldown fug.
Bale & wife, JG-L, Tom Hardy's date (I don't find him attractive at all), and Cotillard look great, even if Cotillard's dress is a little too Bjork-adjacent for my taste.
@Sunny: what rumors about him?
ReplyDeleteLove him also... Way back from 30 rock-- I always liked the "dorky" guys-- although he did grow up to be anything but. Wow!
@firebugDVM
ReplyDeleteNothing bad!!! Just rumors that he's gay, and whenever you humina humina a guy on this site someone always has to burst your bubble with "But he's GAY!!". I was just letting peeps know that I don't care - he's a fox. Swoon (And yes, I like dorky guys too. Or hot guys with big noses. I've covered that here)
My fifteen year old son and I both agree that. casting AH as Catwoman may be a real bad idea. She does ZERO for us in the acting or sex appeal department...hoping we're wrong and Chris Nolan sees something the rest of us don't.
ReplyDeleteLol @ discoflux. Had a momentary visual of you watching TDKR at home. Kind of like Monty Python's The Meaning of Life w/ Msr. Creosote :D
HA! Gary Oldman is my wafer thin mint. LOL
ReplyDeleteI know Lainey is not widely accepted her, but I bought heepr blinds on Chrstian Bale and Anne's affair- it seems like everytime she's going to be around him she tries too too hard and looks like a little girl who wanted to try the trendiest piece right now without looking to see how she looks. And her long neck bothers me... too skinny. She genuinely looks like a hanger for that dress
ReplyDeleteI love Gary Oldman and Tom Hardy!! Anne looks bad, Marion wins for best dressed!
ReplyDeletehaha Sunny I loooove dorky guys! Big noses are a plus too! I always feel like I'm in the minority there.
ReplyDeleteI applaud Leighton if she went to the premiere like that. She has balls.
I thought Leighton was Kstew.
ReplyDeleteSunny: Wew... Glad it's just the gay rumor-- I was afraid you were going to say he's a big ole' asshole. I can still check him out regardless of his sexual preferences-- it's not like I'll ever actually have a chance to bed him in real life. ;)
ReplyDeleteDorky guys rule <3
Ha @rhinovodka I thought she was K Stew too.
ReplyDeleteI kind of like Anne's dress actually. It looks comfy in the summer heat.
I think Zoe looks awful there myself. Bad hair too.
Love Anne's dress, just not with her haircut.
ReplyDeleteMarion is just a beauty, love her dress!
Love Christian Bale, cannot wait to see DKR!
Zoe's hair looks terrible, wtf?
@ Texshan, whoa Hailee's clunky shoes! awful!
I like ANY photo of JGL. He could be in a pool of piss and still look hot.
ReplyDeleteOk, I don't like Anne's dress. Too much stuff going on with the dress - doesn't match that pixie cut at all. Sunny was dead on with the goddess dress idea.
ReplyDeleteBut here's my real question - why would you present your boobs in such a squished-down fashion? I mean in general, not just picking on Anne. I'm not saying all women should do the Christina Hendricks extreme cleavage boost (Christina should rethink that as well). But ladies, a little firm support is your friend. All flattened out does nothing for anybody. Give the girls an elegant boost, for heaven's sake!
@Sunny - I'm pretty sure JGL is straight (or possibly bi). He definitely likes some women.
ReplyDelete@Mr Wolf
ReplyDeleteSo what I'm hearing is, I have a shot, right? Maybe my husband and I need a laminated List of 5 :)
Anne's look is totally busted. Just because she has a short haircut, it doesn't mean she has to comb it like a schoolboy. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure JGL is straight. But if he were gay he should get with Anderson Cooper. Those two as a couple could get gay marriage DONE in America just by cuteness overload.
I agree, Anne's dress would have been better sans peplum, and perhaps if it were one shouldered.
ReplyDeleteLove, love JGL.
Marion is gorgeous.
Christian and wife look nice.
Morgan looks good.
Tom Hardy and date? wife? look good, she has one of the nicer crossed leg poses.
I love Hailee, the shoes are just too clunky.
Christopher Nolan should have hired a stylist for his wife, the hem on that dress looks like someone did it with safety pins.
Too tight, too short, too wrong for her.
I don't get the Zoe love, don't like the dress either.
It looks like Leighton is carrying a shopping bag, maybe the real outfit and a hairdresser are in there.
nova, I too have probs with her. For me, the problems outweigh the good every time. For instance, in this photo, she looks like Mia Farrow's distant Rosemary's Baby's Cousin, whose motto is "I might be having the child of Satan, but I can't make you care about it [weak smile and shrug]."
ReplyDelete@Sunny - I have faith in your seductive powers!
ReplyDeleteAnne Hathaway does nothing for me. She bores me and I am upset that she is playing Fantine in Les Miz.
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale's wife is so pretty, yet dresses so blah.
Marion's dress is GORGEOUS!
JGL and Tom Hardy....sigh...just died and went to heaven.
@Kpeony
ReplyDeleteI told this story here once before, but when I was young and single I worked in a lax office environment that catered to college students. I worked the phones, but every time a hot guy with a huge nose would come in, the whole front line would turn around to look at me and laugh. With a heads up, I got pretty good at slouching and hiding behind the pillar.
I like that Christopher Nolan's wife is larger and still wearing that sexy dress. I think she looks absolutely gorgeous, minus that busted hem
@Mr. Wolf
Ha ha! My seductive powers are limited to me taking my ponytail out before my husband gets home from work but thanks :)
I probably should've said "larger by Hollywood standards". Had to clarify
ReplyDeleteSunny, "the pony tail out" is totes my signature move! It works wonders! That combined with you calling out Jennifer Gardner's la gears makes me think that we could be friends!
ReplyDeleteAnne Hathaway looks like she had a stroke in that top pic. She needs some Preparation H to help tighten up her face.
ReplyDelete@E Gee Be
ReplyDeleteYea! Someone finally gets me!! (Besides Frufa)
HOLLA!!
I really like the dress Hathaway is wearing but agree it doesn't work with her hair.
ReplyDeleteLove a bit of JGL - thanks Entward.
I used to see Bale at the gymnastics place I took my Little Dude. It was right after the rant on the set was leaked....I also met him years ago running stairs. He pet my dog. He was very nice to her. Then I ran around in circles after he left, and called my friend. I don't normally get starstruck, but it was CHRISTIAN fucking BALE.
ReplyDeleteWait, Lainey thinks Anne and Christian had an affair?! I thought SHE was gay!
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale's wife is beautiful! and what a cute shape she has. i like the dress, its understated, and he IS the star. has she always looked good? i remembered her as sort of plain.
ReplyDeleteGee, thanks for the reminder that Anne Hathaway is about to ruin the movie and the Catwoman character. Oh well, at least she'll distract from the fact that it's pretty much assumed that the movie is going to have the opposite of a 'happy ending.'
ReplyDeleteMorgan Freeman finally responded to the rumors about him and his step-granddaughter a couple of months ago, and I completely believe him that there was never anything inappropriate between them. Poor guy. :(
Holla (now channeling heather on the rhny) also makes me like you. And I must give you props for always giving up secrets when t comes to beauty/fashion. Only the best kind of girls will do that!
ReplyDeleteThat was to @Sunny!
ReplyDeleteI thought Christopher Nolan's wife was Ricki Lake on first, second and third glance.
ReplyDeleteZoe needs to chop her hair into something spiky she has the face for it...
ReplyDeletewhat is up with AH's face??
ReplyDeleteGood Lord Zoe Kravitz won the genetic lottery and jackpot all in one.
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