Last year, Gerard Depardieu peed on a plane. Well, lots of people pee on a plane. What made his peeing different is that he did not use the lavatory, but used the aisle instead. Probably afraid someone might ask him for an autograph as he emerged or accuse him of disabling or tampering with the smoke detector which is a crime punishable by watching all season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians on a continuous loop while Kim stands behind you telling you about all the new clothes Kanye just bought her and describing each photo she has ever Tweeted of herself.
Anyway, Gerard also seems to have a problem with road rage. A driver in France has accused the star of punching him in the face. Gerard's scooter hit the other man's car. They both started talking and then Gerard punched him. The driver who was punched has filed a police report. Police are looking for Gerard. Well, they won't find him in the bathroom that's for sure.
This ain't America, Gerry.
ReplyDeleteVive le France!
He's old so that must've been a soft mushy puch
ReplyDeleteI mean punch
DeleteI thought thats how they always solved traffic accidents in France.
ReplyDeleteIs that pic real? I don't know where to begin. Is that a metal detector sticking out?
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in elementary school, I had a teacher that would take us all on a break to the "lavatory". At first I always got excited thinking we were going to go to the LABORATORY, and play with sciency stuff like Bunsen and Beaker from Muppet Babies.
ReplyDeleteRe: the post. I would not F with My Father the Hero.
*shudders* listening to Kim K. describe all her Twitter photos would indeed be HELL. Thanks for putting that in my mind, Enty... ARGH!
ReplyDeleteAmber, bwahahaha! I can totally see that.
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ReplyDeleteYou said the k word
That's a mean looking old lady riding the bike in that photo.
ReplyDeleteI STILL love him forever for "Green Card".
ReplyDeleteAndie MacDowell's no Ethel Barrymore, but that movie has the best ending ever! makes me bawl every time!
There's a good twitter account called Kim Kierkegaardashian (@KimKierkegaard)that tweets things that start off Kierkegaard, but turn into something Kim would say or v/v.
ReplyDeleteIf you saw that behemoth coming at you, wouldn't you at least DUCK?
ReplyDeleteHe looks like the devil on the motorcycle from that Kids In The Hall reunion show.
ReplyDeleteRemember the motorcycle guy in Raising Arizona?
ReplyDeleteI used to be a big fan of his in the 70s and 80s and am sad to read of his recent "exploits."
ReplyDeleteThere are also Justin Buber (obviously the Biebs and Martin Buber) and Cotton Mathers (Cotton Mather and Eminem.) But Kim Kierkegaardashian is the funniest, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteThis picture looks like a publicity shot from a movie he did.Don't know which one.
ReplyDeleteAnd Dimentia: I totally remember the motocycle guy from Raising Arizona. Awesome movie. I love the Coens. It was also the only movie that I liked Nic Cage in. Otherwise he sucks.IMHO
Had no one told me what/who it is, I would have thought the pic was from the "Two Fat Ladies" cooking show.
ReplyDeleteJesus, get a f*cking hold of yourself!!
ReplyDeleteOh, Gerard! You were so divine 30 years ago! Wtf happened to you?! You look like a demented old bat on that bike! And, please, go to the lavatory!
ReplyDelete@Amber: I'm severely hearing-impaired and required years of speech therapy. Your comment reminded me of the substitute teacher who refused to allow me to go to the bathroom because I couldn't say 'lavatory.' Needless to say, my 8 y/o self peed her pants. Evil bitch. Who does that to an 8 y/o?!
@lucy: I loved the Two Fat Ladies! One of the unhealthiest cooking shows ever broadcast!
ReplyDeleteReeses - that's awful!! Too bad you couldn't have peed on her purse. :)
ReplyDeleteHahaa!! My almost 50 y/o self would do that! But, my Mom went down there and pitched a bitch. The principal was not happy! We left happier!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but all I can think of is how mich his nose looks like a penis.
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DeleteI can't read about/see Gerard Depardieu without thinking of Anderson Cooper's laughing meltdown on air. If you haven't YouTubed it, you have to - hilarious. (The one time I was glad the husband left CNN on).
ReplyDelete^^^That. Saw it live, too. I was dying. Depar-dooo. He made his own Ridiculist. Classic.
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DeleteCount me in on the Anderson love. I had a near death experience on the treadmill because I was laughing so hard at that. If I'm ever feeling a little pissy (tee hee) I'm going to watch the clip to cheer me up
I love his films, Jean de Florette,
ReplyDeleteMon oncle d'Amérique and at least a dozen or more others. I look the other way.
Wow...mentions of 'Two Fat Ladies' and 'Jean de Florette' in the comments; y'all are awesome.
ReplyDeleteGerard was so cute 30 years ago before the drink took over; he was a sexy hunchback in 'Jean de Florette'.
@Jemtasic, he is a wonderful actor.
ReplyDelete'Too Beautiful for You' is also a great film.
LMAO-- Read this as Gerard Butler & thought, "where have I been?"
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Gerard Depardieu peed in an empty bottle because he was NOT authorized to use restroom (the plane took off soon)and he has trouble of prostate.
ReplyDeleteIt was confirmed by several passengers and Air France apologized for the misunderstanding.
This guy looks gross and his behaviour seems pretty gross as well, damn Frenchies!! :p
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaGerard Depardieu rides a scooter!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd have a sour look on my face too if I had to ride a scooter!
Beep beep mutha;(:/s!
Oh Christ I can't stop laughing....this photo is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteLook at the woman in the background
It's like some crazy French version of Grant Wood's American Gothic
Hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa!
Default picture for Gerard Depardieu, pretty please Enty? :)
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