Thursday, August 30, 2012
National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH formerr “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” alum has relapsed, gained a ton of weight back and is now in serious condition at a Los Angeles-area hospital? Hitting rock bottom for the umpteenth time hasn’t changed the grumpy, bloated D-lister’s sour attitude – the hospital staff threatened to transfer him if he didn’t stop harassing the nurses!
The rich kid, gummi bear Davis
ReplyDeleteThe rich kid, gummi bear Davis
ReplyDeleteJason Davis. (The Gummy brother to the Greasy Bear.)
ReplyDeleteMike Huckabee!
ReplyDeleteSide note: Anyone have any guesses about the couple that is breaking up in the blind item that Lainey posted?
ReplyDelete@Grey- I drew a blank. Here's the text if anyone else wants to weigh in: "Nothing to laugh about here -- this one we will all be sad about. All of us. Because it’s almost over for them. After rising together and stabilising together and conveniently finding a home together, where you’d think work would be so much easier, and having the babies too, they’re close to formally ending it, and there may be an announcement soon...which, well, if you look at him it doesn’t seem to have affected him physically. Everyone says he really cares about his appearance these days, more than ever, and is looking hotter than ever. Or, as one person put it, “hot all of a sudden”. Emotionally too he hasn’t let on that there’s anything wrong. For what it’s worth, I’m told there was no third party involvement. Perhaps that means it’s amicable, just the end of their story. Perhaps we’ll be more choked about it than they are. As I drench my waffles in more maple syrup."
ReplyDeletePopular guess is will Arnett and Amy Poehler.
ReplyDeleteOh i so very very very very much hope this isnt true!!!!!!!!
DeleteWhich does make me sad if true.
ReplyDeleteW hen did Jason even lose weight?
ReplyDeleteI saw Affleck all over that one.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgewick? Hence the maple syrup and waffles comment...
ReplyDeleteI hope not. I lurve then!
I will be bummed if it's Amy and Will but that certainly fits. Have you see her "Smart Girls" web series? She takes questions from young girls in an "Ask Amy" segrment. It's quite possibly the sweetest thing ever.
ReplyDeleteSounds like someone not married, since it mentions buying a home together and babies but no rings. And possibly the maple syrup is a Canadian or Vermont area clue? Other than that, I've go to clue.
ReplyDelete...got no clue
ReplyDeleteGummy Bear FOR THE WIN
ReplyDeleteIs Gummi even D-list? He's way off the gossip radar. But I could see it being him.
ReplyDeleteOn the Lainey blind, I totally get the Will and Amy guess. Will had his shirt off in something we saw recently, maybe a re-run of Up All Night, and I recall commenting to hubby on how ripped Will was looking. Totally unexpected.
Makes me sad, I love them both.
What's up with the waffles and maple syrup hint?
ReplyDeleteI've thought their was something up between Will & Amy since after the birth of their first son.
What about Gary Busey for D-Lister? Though Gummy makes a lot of sense because it was noted how much weight he lost when he was on Millionaire Matchmaker. Loose "List" rating, perhaps.
ReplyDeleteUmm, all if them? 12 step program is all we have, but sucess rate is very low. Guess that is just hiw their brains are wired. Look at andy dick. He just cannot stop.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Will and Amy. The "nothing to laugh at" hint. Nthe waffles are a reference to her character's (Leslie Knope) love for waffles and I think the maple syrup is a reference to Arnett (he's Canadian) and of course it ties into the waffles.
ReplyDeleteJason did lose a ton of weight. He told Patti Stanger when he was on Millionaire Matchmaker that he lost it by hiring a nutritionist/chef/personal trainer. Then on Celeb Rehab he told Dr Drew that he lost the weight by getting hooked on heroin.
ReplyDeleteHow about Tom Sizemore for the Enquirer blind? He dropped a lot of weight and was working again.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the Lainey blind?
ReplyDeleteOH Jason also had some medical condition that if left untreated he would die? I remember on Rehab. Was it diabetes or some kidney thing? So this could easily be him and probably is. If he was poor we'd feel sorry for him but having all the money in the world makes him annoying. WTF?
ReplyDeleteThe maple syrup line made me think that perhaps the couple was Canadian.
ReplyDeleteI think I revealed this a while back on a different thread but I was actually at the same house party with a few celebrities on last New Years Eve. Amy was there with a few other celebs. Will was not. Neither were shooting and films or shows at the time as far as I can tell. Seemed strange to spend a holiday like that apart.
Kfed came to mind as the Dlister but I have no idea if he was on celebrity rehab.
ReplyDeleteWeren't there rumors/blind items about Will A. and Christina Applegate a while back? Blinds about a pair of actors on a TV comedy who were married/committed to others who had unexpectedly hit if off and were carrying on on/off set.
ReplyDeleteTori and Dean for the Lainey blind? Isn't he from Canada?
ReplyDelete@Ryder That's right, I forgot about Leslie loving waffles. Good catch.
ReplyDeleteThat is sad, I love her!
@Grey Was she as nice as she seems?
As for this blind's guess I'll go with Gummy too.
how about willie aimes(sp?) for the grumpy, bloated dlister? i don't watch dr. drew, but whenever i think grumpy, bloated dlister, i think willie aimes
ReplyDelete@Renoblondee She was blitzed out of her mind on more than alcohol.
ReplyDeleteChloe Sevigny was very very quiet and somewhat shy but very cool. I liked her the best
I was going to say what about Daniel Baldwin?
ReplyDeleteI doubt Lainey would be sad to see the end of Dean and Tori
ReplyDeleteTom Sizemore seems like the obvious choice to me. Has anyone been on CR more than him? P.S., too sad! Maybe RDJ will send himmmm somewhere nice. Gotta love an A-lister with a heart of gold.
ReplyDeleteAmy Poehler puts whipped cream on her waffles, no? Still sounds like her, and is very sad to hear.
The guy from party town, yeh yeh.But think I am wrong, guy bear sounds better
ReplyDeleteI thought KFed too.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was a Baldwin too. I didn't post the guess because I don't know the others Baldwins from each other (there's Alec...and the others).
ReplyDeleteNew Life, did you temporarily post under a different name? Someone was posting under another name but the pic looked like the one you submitted for Reader Photos.
@grey, thanks for sharing, and wish so many signs weren't pointed towards them
ReplyDelete@grey
ReplyDeleteThanks! And I never would've thought that about her. Huh.
All of them
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