Wednesday, August 15, 2012
National Enquirer Blind Item
Which TV actress was getting late-night hang-up calls on her private cell phone that only a very select few people have access to? The petite brunette didn’t want to change her number again, so she hired a private investigator to get to the bottom of it. So who’s her stalker? Her famous athlete ex!
eva and tony?
ReplyDeleteKim K. and Kris H. - Let's face it, she's an actress.
ReplyDeleteEva is very petite...
ReplyDeleteI thought of Eva and Tony, too.
ReplyDeleteThis does not make sense, nor seem at all likely, for more reasons than I care to list (I haven't had my coffee yet). Ugh, I just hate the Enquirer.
ReplyDeleteMinka Kelly and Derek Jeter
ReplyDeleteEva for sure
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kara - that's exactly who I thought of as well.
ReplyDelete@Amber, "petite".The '- ian' ass is the size of a small state:)
ReplyDeleteThat's true - it seems to be expanding, as well. But she's only 5'1" or so! And Kourtney is 4'11". I couldn't imagine, but I'm 5'9" and usually over 6' in heels!
ReplyDeleteEva and Tony. Isn't she getting cozy with the mayor of Los Angeles?
ReplyDeleteGO KARA! GO KARA! GO KARA!
ReplyDeleteYeah... I'm in with Kare. Jeter & Minka.
Minka has done movie(s?) I don't know that Eva has. And she's def petite
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Eva and Tony.
ReplyDeleteI first thought Minka and Jeter but she is 5'8". That's pretty tall.
ReplyDelete@Amber, loan me a few inches of your height (me=5'2") and maybe I can find my abs. They appear to have gone missing:)
ReplyDeleteI thought Eva and Tony were over a LONG time ago. Huh.
ReplyDeletelol Agent, gladly! I'm very long-limbed so finding clothes can be weird sometime. I JUST WANT TO BE AVERAGE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE! ;P
ReplyDeleteDef Tony and Eva..My.First.Thought.
ReplyDeleteAmber! I'm 5'9" also with long arms and legs and I love being able to see over the crowd. Also you can put on a few pounds and it doesn't show as much as it does on petite gals. I'm so glad I'm tall and wish I were taller. But as you get older you shrink..:(
Kelly and Longoria both have numerous film credits but neither are known for their film roles. Both solidly TV actresses. Longoria is definitely petite. I have seen Minka Kelly in person and there is no way she is 5'8". I call shenanigans on that. My guess would be 5'5" and she is TINY in stature. She's not as short as Longoria though. She and Jeter were the first ones I thought of, especially with their off/on relationship.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Minka/Jeter as well.
ReplyDeleteTony is more famous for being Eva's husband while Jeter is actually famous for being an athlete.
I can picture jeter doing this but I never thought of minka as petite so I'm going with eva and tony
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kara, Minka and Jeter.
ReplyDelete@KaySea - Tony Parker is a 4 time NBA All-Star and has won 3 NBA titles (including finals MVP). I'd say he's pretty famous for his basketball skills
ReplyDeleteAs has been noted earlier, Minka Kelly is 5'8" - in what universe is that considered "petite"?
I'm on the Eva L train for this one.
If this story is out there its because Eva made it up. The attention whore wishes her ex was stalking her. However no one stalks a dead fish, they just let it float away and become someone else problem
ReplyDeleteLate night hang-up calls? Who does that?
ReplyDeleteImmediately went to Eva and Tony, here.
ReplyDeleteI also immediately went to Minka Kelly and Jeter...
ReplyDeleteJust wanna chime in that I'm 5'4 and get called an amazon all the time by a girl in the office that's 5'1. One day she even said I was too big to fit under her mini umbrella.
ReplyDelete@Amber, AuntJess- I am working on a one 'height' fits all muumuu.
ReplyDeleteOh, Agent, I remember the muumuu discussion. I'm still thinking about adopting the muumuu concept into a shirt or short dress (worn with leggings). It's in my to -do mental Rolodex. Made with beautiful sari fabric.
ReplyDeleteAll she had to do was piss him off by pretending to be with another guy and make sexytime noises into the phone. Ex gets pissed and starts going off. You know who's stalking you and saved yourself PI fees. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh man, Agent, Aunt Jess & Frufra. I would LOVE a muumuu. Maxi dresses are my BFF, because they're so comfy. I'm going to be so embarrassing when I get old, with my big worn out muumuu & grease and wine stains on it.
ReplyDeleteMuumuu please! I have a nightgown that is about 15 years old, I call it my muumuu. Its pink with little orange tabbies and fishy skeletons on it, huge as all get out and comes down to about my knees. I wear it almost everyday in the summer!
ReplyDelete5'10" here. And my bestie is 6'2"! And yet I still lose her at Target.
ReplyDelete" Her famous athlete ex!"
ReplyDeleteIf I'm reading this correctly. It says her famous athlete EX. I'm going with whoever the athlete's ex girlfriend.
Minka Kelly is in no way Petite. I've stood right by her plenty of times. She's in no way petite or small in stature. She's average height but not short or tiny. She's got meat on her bones and her legs, thighs, arms and behind.
I'm going with Eva is more petite and tiny. I would say Tony's ex girlfriend the one he dumped for Eva.