Monday, August 06, 2012

Nick Jonas Is Begging To Be An American Idol Judge


Nick Jonas has yet to learn rule one of getting a job. It is probably because he has never had to go out and get a real job. Do you think he has a resume? Any practical skills he could use in the real world? Two weeks ago his name was shown to be in the mix as a possible American Idol judge. Apparently Nick wants that job really bad and has told all his 4M Twitter followers that he is consideration for the job which is basically like if you or I went an applied for a job and then told our families. Lots of disappointment when you go that route. Nick is showing the producers that he is desperate to land this job and stay relevant. He is probably calling everyday and wondering if he should send flowers or maybe hang out at their homes. Is he texting Ryan Seacrest all the time? You have to be aloof. Mariah Carey acted like she could not be bothered and Nick Cannon said it would never happen because American Idol couldn't afford her. Three days later she is hired and paid the second most ever to judge. Even if Nick Jonas gets hired, they will probably give him a few bucks an hour over minimum wage because they know he will say yes to anything.


23 comments:

  1. He needs the money..

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  2. Anonymous8:08 AM

    The poor kid. Part of me feels sorry for him for this. The other part realises how much moneys hes made. Still tho he will hopefully learn from this and not act so desperate. Cant he stick to broadway? At least til hos bro cleans up and they can do a comeback.

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  3. Hey at least he's showing interest, that might be a breath of fresh air to the producers over dealing with divas.

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  4. I'll pay him to wash my car

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  5. He's cute, if he's looking for another 30 something lover I could clear my schedule for a few days.

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  6. Uh, no, he is actually on the short list of prospective judges.

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  7. Los JoBros need to follow Hanson's lead and quit with the desperation.

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  8. Be like David Caruso in the movie "jade"

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  9. That kid has no personality. I watched him on Watch What Happens Live and Andy Cohen couldn't get the kid to get the stick out of his ass. He took himself so damn seriously. It was like a pageant queen and her plans to save the world and all of it's beautiful children and really believing that is possible.

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  10. All these Jonas boys blend together-I guess I am old.

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  11. I acutally though Nick was the one with the real talent in the family.

    Looks like he is bottom feeding like the rest of the over the hill tween set.

    If it wasn't for Liam, Miley would be begging for the spot too.

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  12. Of course he is, the J Brothers fame is over. He saw what it did for J Lo's career....

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  13. Anonymous10:12 AM

    Poor little unemployed wanker.

    This seems like the death knell of American Idol to me.

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  14. I thought he was Vinny from the Jersey Shore. I have more to say about Vinny than Nick Jonas. Come to think about it, I have nothing to say about Nick Jonas.

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  15. Not a good pick. If they want a young guy I would rather see Adam Lambert or NPH (who did a great job when he went out and was a guest job at the auditions a while back).

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  16. The Jonas Brothers were never on my radar, but this guy is cute.

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  17. I don't know why, but my brain read America's Got Talent instead of American Idol :)

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  18. These poor kids! Manufactured to entertain like little organ grinder monkeys and when they are no longer popular, kicked out on their asses. This is why they set up trust funds for these kids. Because they learn nothing else and can't survive in the real world. All they know is being famous and then poof! Gone. Speaking of poof, which one of the bros is the gay one? The one that got married? I saw some promos over the weekend for that train wreck of a reality show coming soon to a TV near you.

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  19. If MC was second who is the first highest paid judge? Simon?

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  20. He's trying to look like Channing Tatum.

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  21. I cracked up so much when Nigel Lythgoe dissed him on Twitter. He said something like "You must be confused - he's on Opening Act, not Idol." Burn!

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