The time Tom Cruise hates most in life. When he is without lifts.
Well, we know he is taller than 3'7" although Suri seems to be wondering about it.
Dr. Paul heads out with his kids and no wedding ring.
Total Recall premiere last night. Who looked better Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale?
Colin Farrell took his sister. He takes her everywhere.
The Osbournes, plus a future Osbourne who gave birth to an Osbourne. Hopefully Ozzy has not thrown a bottle at his grandkid's face like he did at a concert to another baby.
Francesca Eastwood with her mom. Francesca is so naive and doesn't think she is at all. That show with her stepmom. Cra-zy.
Joey Lawrence was there.
The best and the baddest, Bryan Cranston.
Well, we know he is taller than 3'7" although Suri seems to be wondering about it.
Dr. Paul heads out with his kids and no wedding ring.
Total Recall premiere last night. Who looked better Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale?
Colin Farrell took his sister. He takes her everywhere.
The Osbournes, plus a future Osbourne who gave birth to an Osbourne. Hopefully Ozzy has not thrown a bottle at his grandkid's face like he did at a concert to another baby.
Francesca Eastwood with her mom. Francesca is so naive and doesn't think she is at all. That show with her stepmom. Cra-zy.
Joey Lawrence was there.
The best and the baddest, Bryan Cranston.
Dr.Paul???
ReplyDeleteDoes Joey Lawrence use spray paint on his hair? He always has a real odd hair color these days.
Biel looks like a bridesmaid in that dress. So, Kate wins this round.
ReplyDeleteEnty you drinking today?? I have no idea what you said about Francesca Eastwood, anyone?!?!?
ReplyDeleteJoey Lawrence got a toupee or something? His head don't look right.
OK - did people guess Colin for that blind about having a relationship with his sister but his weird family doesn't mind? I don't have time to search for it. Wondered if this was a hint in that direction...?
ReplyDeleteFuck you girls are quick. While I was blathering on downpost you beat me to the bet juice!
DeleteI was thinking just that!
DeleteFirst thought that crossed my mind!
DeleteIs Colin the answer the blind about a brother and sister in love?
ReplyDelete@*jen and @laura, I was wondering the same thing!!!
ReplyDeleteI really thought it was Joaquin Phoenix, but maybe not.
Laura and Jen that was freaky!
ReplyDeleteI love Bryan Cranston! The things I'd do to him and Aaron Paul!
Jen - I was thinking the same thing lol
ReplyDeleteWho's Dr. Paul?
ReplyDeleteJoey Lawrence has hair??? Whoa!
Jess and Kate? Both fug! Joey stick to the Bald. It worked for Skinner!
ReplyDeleteJessica looks redick.
ReplyDeleteJoey Lawrence's head looks like my old Ken doll from the '60's. His hair looks flocked.
ReplyDeleteHe does!!! Lol! You nailed it.
DeleteI inferred the same thing about Colin and his sister...I think Enty's comment was intentional.
ReplyDelete@ *jen, the popular guess was Joaquin Phoenix for that blind, though Enty obvioudly pointed out Colin and his sister for a reason.
ReplyDeleteI give Tom Cruise props for mingling with the unwashed masses at Blizzard Beach.
Kate Beckinsale can wake up with hangover, covered in manure, and will probably look better than Jessica Biel.
Joey Lawrence has to stop with the eyebrow waxing.
ReplyDelete@Agent**It and the other South Floridian commenters: have you noticed how bad the male eyebrow situation is down there?
Jessica Biel thinks she can pull off dainty. She can't.
ReplyDeleteSomebody find the link for that blind!
ReplyDeleteGay Cruise looks like he is sucking in his stomach lol. His chest is weird looking..
ReplyDeleteI like the dress Jessica is wearing but not on her. It's too girlish.
I really do not like the Osbourne's to me they are trash.
Francesca E. looks weird from the face sort of like a pigeon lol
Joey looks gayish to me..
Bryan he is a good actor.
Damn I can't believe tom is 50! Twice my age and I would fuck the mans world up! In a good way of course. I bet some good old fashioned lovin could cure him of his Scientology infection.
ReplyDeleteDr. Paul looks like he just got off work.
Kate Beckinsale is stunning! Jessica Beile is dowdy. The pink overwhelms her and the shoes, good god sista! Horrid. I am not a dan of two tone white black heels unless it's with businessware or some black or white maybe even red. Horrid run on sentence, I know!
Collin Farrel is the answer to the blind about the actor who was in love with his sister and the family was cool with it. But they didn't want to make it public because of the backlash. The major guess was Joquine Pheonix.
Boring.
Boring.
Joey Lawerence needs to stop hiding the bald.
Bryan Cranston is... The shit!
I have been seriously obsessed with Breaking Bad these last two weeks. I've just watched every season and am up to I think the season 4 finale- which I can't wait to get home and watch tonight. Cranston is amazing.
ReplyDeleteIt. Will. Blow. Your. Mind!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteJoey Lawrence must have bought his "hair" at the same place I bought my bathroom rug. Guess Chippendales doesn't pay much.
ReplyDelete@montana,
ReplyDeleteI think he was trying to say that Francesca thinks she's pretty saavy, when she really isn't.
I'm in the minority for voting for Biel I guess.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else get the feeling Tom is happy to show off Suri having a good time? Read that article in Star where he invites a journalist to hang with them in a hotel pool? Wtf?
Looks to me like GMD had bad tummy lipo. Wouldn't hit it with a stick if I thought it was dead.
ReplyDeleteCranston! I'll fight Vicki Cupper for a piece of that.
Jessica looks good for a man in drag.
It's titled "The family that has sex together, stays together"
ReplyDeleteI think Joey got plugs, and fills it in with that spray can shit. If you watch Melissa & Joey (which, you really shouldn't) it varies so widely from week to week. It's the stuff of nightmares.
ReplyDeletebut I'm on board with the Colin/sisterlove reveal!
Biel and beckensale look like they're playing dress up with Cruella's cast iffs!
ReplyDeleteOffs
ReplyDeleteI've been to that waterpark at Disney World (can't remember the name) - it's really great!
ReplyDeleteThere's two, Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon. Looks like Blizzard to me, you?
DeleteI've apparently lost my mind today, because when I looked at Joey L., my first impression was that he'll always be cute, a la Ricky Martin. (Ricky's hotter, though.) But I do see what y'all are sayin' re the eyebrows and hair.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, LRC continues to look cute despite his shortcomings, and I can't believe he's at a public waterpark with regular people. He didn't rent the whole place or anything - huh.
ReplyDeleteI also feel the brother/sister sex thing is being implied here. That's just a weird thing to type.
He probably has body guards around him that we can't see in pictures. It's a good thing I don't live in Florida. Haha. I would be a total stalker.
DeleteThe brother sister thing is weird. But different strokes and all.
:)
Ew. Biel looks like she's wearing a costume. Those shoes are absolutely awful with that dress.
ReplyDeleteIs Francesca Eastwood the one with the reality show where she and her photographer bf artistically set fire to a $100,000 Birkin?
ReplyDeleteYes. But I think it was a fake.
Deletefound this article on Joey Lawrence hair
ReplyDeletehttp://thedamienzone.com/2010/12/09/insiders-agree-joey-lawrence-is-getting-more-hair-transplants/
Definetly Kate. Jessica looks like a man in drag.
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing re Colin and his sister.
I just reread that blind it was May 31. I still don't think Collin farrell fits. He's been linked to many women. He has a couple kids and had a sex tape w a playmate. I think he was just throwing us off today.
ReplyDelete(two kids w two different women) was married to another and the playmate was another gf. Anyway he's been w a lot of people.
DeleteBiel will never win any "who looks better" contests unless her competitor is Quasimodo...and even then it's a close competition.
ReplyDelete"The male eyebrow situation". I never thought I would would read that phrase. Man that's funny.
ReplyDeleteAt least little Suri is having some real fun with LRC! Do you really think this would be happening if the divorce never took place? I think not!!!
ReplyDeleteFrom the waist up her dress is cute but what would possess jess biel to wear those shoes with that dress.
ReplyDeletewan't that blind about Heath Ledger and it was revealed post death.
ReplyDeleteWhat does LRC mean? He has so many acronyms!
ReplyDeleteWhoa about Colin and sis, so he keeps trying to get with other women but is just too in love with sis? That is a definite reveal, I don't think any of us guessed him!
Instead of l. Ron Hubbard we call Tom cruise LRC for L Ron Cruise
DeleteLuv me some Cranston!!!
ReplyDeleteJoey's hair is beyond RIDIC!
Kate looks better neck up as always, but both those dresses are AWFUL!!
Jessica is no slouch, but Beckinsale wins that battle any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe the dad from Malcolm in the Middle is just completely owning it right now. He definitely showed some chops in that show, but nothing to foreshadow his work now.
Maybe Tom should borrow Jessica Simpson's shoes for pool wear. He should be used to the heels.
ReplyDeleteJessica's dress is the wrong length. If it was shorter, it'd be totally adorable, but tea-length is terrible on her. I saw pics of her from the waist up, and her styling is otherwise beautiful. Shame about the length.
ReplyDeleteYes, that's totally sounding like a reveal re: Colin Farrell...
ReplyDeletehmm, I still don't believe that blind is Colin Farrell.
ReplyDeleteDr. Paul is the one who is divorcing Adrienne from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
ReplyDeleteWow just came in the comments to see if anyone was thinking what I was thinking about the blind where brother/ sister are in love.. lol
ReplyDeleteOMG...is that a reveal? Remember the brother who takes his sister everywhere and is having an affair with her? Everyone thought it was Joaquin...maybe it's Colin.
ReplyDeleteI remember shouting Colin Farrell in the comments of that blind! Nobody was buying it though.. haha
ReplyDeleteStill think it's Joaquin. The clues fit him better, IMO. Isn't Colin's sister his assistant or something? Remember reading that in the comments from the blind that day.
ReplyDeleteI just love the name Joaquin. So melodic. LOVE IT - consider it, pregnant ladies! If I wasn't sooooo damn whitebread, I would have named one of mine Joaquin.
Who is dressing Jessica Biel? Her hair and face look gorgeous, but the tea length pink frock is so weird on her. Can you imagine that badonka donk in a pencil skirt? Men's heads would explode!
ReplyDelete*Confession. I have never uttered or typed the word badonka donk in my life. Not sure why it made it's debut here about 4 years too late*
@MontanaMarriott I think Enty is speaking about the time Francesca and her boyfriend lit a $100,000 Birkin bag on fire for a photograph. Francesca was apparently shocked at the public outcry about what a wasteful and tacky thing it was to have done during such tough economic times; she responded by huffing that the public just didn't understand "art". Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Colin is in love with his sister, I'm still on the Joaquin train. And Frufra, I love the name Joaquin too! If I was gonna have a kid, I'd definitely consider it for a boy.
ReplyDeleteWalter White!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 Breaking Bad. Can't wait to watch the new season!
Kate > Jessica
Hot Irish guys always have a fault! Whyyy?!
ReplyDeleteGlad to see I'm not the only one who's ears pricked up at the comment about Colin and his sister. That seemed pretty intentional!
ReplyDelete@ Sunny, I thought the same thing. If that dress were form fitting, pencil dress down to the knee it would be much better on her. The shoes are a whole other story.
ReplyDeleteHere's a link to the brother and sister blind. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/05/todays-blind-items-family-that-has-sex.html
ReplyDelete@Frufra - I knew a Joaquina years ago. So good for girl or a boy!
ReplyDeleteI like spectators. Not with that dress and not at a movie premiere. I like that dress, at a sorority tea maybe. And not with that necklace.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, I look at Kate B and think "Here, lizard lizard..."
I like the fit of kate's dress, hate the pattern. Jessica should dress like a woman, not a girl, would suit her better.
ReplyDeleteTom's sucking it in for all he's worth.
Free Tom!
ReplyDeleteYou're right, the blind doesn't seem to fit Colin. As for bad Irish boys, I know what you mean. I LOVE Jonathan Rhys Meyers!
ReplyDeleteCute pictures of Tom Cruise and his daughter. Tom looks great!
ReplyDeleteWho is Dr. Paul?
@Luckylass,
ReplyDeleteWe in SoFla are starting a "Rejuvenation of the Male Brow" effort to stop the waxing. Biggest offenders are in South Beach.
Jax, I thought the blind about Heath was that his girlfriends looked exactly like his sister.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone really know how tall Tom is? I cannot help my love for him! His smile and honker are fantastic!
ReplyDeleteJessica has the best body but Kate is also a top 10 woman.
ReplyDeleteI like the LRC/L Ron Cruise nickname much more than some of the others that are going around.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't make fun of his height - which is genetic, 'born this way' - or his purported, never-proven homosexuality, but of his own stupid choices, ie Scientology.
'Tommy Shoelifts' is also OK in my book. The lifts are another extremely bad choice.
Jessica's dress is from the new christian dior collection by raf simons. I have to say I absolutely love it and she looks phenomenal. Maybe could do without the necklace
ReplyDeleteKate looks amazing too, duh.
href="http://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2012/08/02/jessica-biel-in-christian-dior-couture-total-recall-la-premiere/"
It wasn't Heath. The implication is that Enty only does salacious reveals when a person is dead.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Colin, either. He was such a drunk, drug addict, bad boy who straightened out (pardon the pun) when his child was born with a rare disease. His sister is his personal assistant and he has stated many times that he brings her everywhere. It apparently has helped him.