I continue to be amazed in the world in which tabloids live. Apparently they think that people who have sex actually have to be a couple. They obviously don't know Russell Brand. For weeks they had him dating Isabella Brewster. He was not dating her. They were together when he could find a convenient time to have sex with her that did not interfere with his yoga classes. If she chose to accompany him to yoga that was fine, but it was not dating. The tabloids have to have a reason for him not seeing her, but now having sex with Geri Halliwell, so say Russell dumped Isabella and is now dating Geri. Again, it is not so much dating, but finding a time they both can fit sex into their schedules. Notice how the tabloids don't even bother mentioning other people he has sex with because it would conflict with their philosophy that you can only date one person at a time. Russell always has had a thing for Geri. He has said before that he has tried to have sex with her before and she has turned him down and that she was his favorite thought material for those nights he could not find someone to have sex with.
Why would Geri want him?
ReplyDeleteTalk about a walking STD.
ReplyDeleteI like Russel and I could see myself being friends with him but I would never hang out with him alone. He's the type that will slowly wear you down with offers and I'm too weak, I'd give in.
ReplyDeleteCelebs! They're just like us!
ReplyDeleteYES goheels! I'm a walking STD who's tired of hanging my head in the shadows.
ReplyDeleteThat's what you meant, right?
That was supposed to be a joke.
ReplyDelete"They send their servants to buy Valtrex and sleep with whoever their business manager tells them to sleep with. They're just like us!" I always love the "just like us" line in that one magazine. Like, am I supposed to feel better that Sharon Stone gets bunions?
ReplyDeleteYes exactly Libby! lol :) (I was joking too)
ReplyDeletegoheels--I was afraid for a sec, since I have other health problems I've shared recently (Miss TMI), that someone might believe me.
ReplyDeleteHey Barton---I heard that ALL of Hollywood poops, too! Except OT-3 & higher, of course.
Libby, I missed your health problems. Hope everything goes ok and you can recover quickly. xo
ReplyDelete@BartonFink
ReplyDeleteYes, Vadge likes her boyfriend to rub her feet just like us!
Thanks for the sentiment, dear. It's not that bad, though. Not bone cancer or 'walking STD' bad or anything. Thanks though.
ReplyDeleteI have a thing for Russell. I don't know why. You just know he's a naughty boy.
ReplyDeleteShe will now be known as "itchy/scratchy" spice.
ReplyDeletedont get this guy either.
ReplyDeleteI still want to know if Russell is back to giving the ladies robes as parting gifts after banging them. I hope that, if he is, he customizes the robe for that special celebrity lady he may bag, like Geri. Her robe should be a big, fluffy, oh so soft red one. It's the right thing to do, Russell.
ReplyDeleteFine. I'll say it. I love this pairing. It seems pretty natural and Geri's not an angel, either. If they don't work out I won't be shocked, but I kind of dig that she's dating him. I don't harbor the same disgust toward him that a lot of you do, either, though. lol
ReplyDeleteI'm giving you allllllll of me. All my STD's.... Yes I swear.
ReplyDeleteSung to the tune of Spice Girls
Say you'll be there.
Sorry but I know I say this often but when a dude looks like THAT and gets sooo many women and is not Bill Gates rich he is either hung like a horse or an amazing lover, either way I would not touch him
ReplyDelete@smashbash - that's awesome! I'll be singing that later when I lose power and I need to amuse myself!
ReplyDeleteI need to go through more lyrics. Its fun :)
ReplyDeleteOh, nolachickee - how's it going there? I am so worried about NOLA - we watched Katrina so closely, as we were in hurricane country then, too. Prayers, good vibes, happy thoughts, and anything else helpful to you guys.
ReplyDelete@ libby - you are cracking me up today, girl!
ReplyDeleteNolachickee you stay safe, y'hear??
ReplyDelete@Frufra @goheels83 - thank you for your thoughts and prayers! We will need them. Isaac just upgraded to a Cat 1 hurricane, and he's taking his sweet ass time to get here. We'll be feeling him through Thursday. At least the city didn't make us leave, and I have a couple of days off from work. ;)
ReplyDeleteJust let me know if you need to run to Houston, nolachickee!
ReplyDelete@discoflux - thank you! I think it will be ok and I'll be happy that I decided to stay.
ReplyDelete@ libby - Not ALL of Hollywood poops. I refuse to believe that Gwyneth Paltrow does. Despite her obsession with colon cleanses.
ReplyDeleteOh, and add a couple of supermodels to that. You have to eat to poop.
Is that last line a "spank bank" reference? :p
ReplyDelete@Mango:
ReplyDeleteOMFG, now I have visions of celebs on the toilet. I just can't imagine some people pooping.. Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston.. No.. just can't imagine it. Let alone the men.. Now I see Russell Brand pooping. Oh god help me, I need to bleach out my eyes!
I like Russ, I think he's smarter than his US work reveals. (I told you not to go Hollywood, Russ!) Not wild about the hippie hair and the big ole beard, but I find him clever and funny.
ReplyDeleteI don't get why enty gets so up in arms about Russell. He's stayed sober for years, no small feat with his background. He probably should never have married KP but she's was no angel either. (I still that was all publicity).
And correct me if I'm wrong, Russ is only having sex with consenting women, yes? Is he a slut? for sure, but there are far more nefarious types in showbiz.
Enty! This should become a regular feature!
ReplyDeleteRussell Brand is Now Having Sex With A _____________
Grocery cart
Watermelon
Litter box
.....you get the picture
The perfect relationships for Russell Brand would be a continuing cycle of Paris Hilton, Blohan, and Courtney Love. Then take a couple of cycles of penicillin, and repeat.
ReplyDeleteActually, I read once that there is a percentage of sex addicts that have a urinary tract infection that can cause overstimulation of the whatever....
I'm with MontanaM on this one...I'd pass as well.
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