If there was ever a fail and someone was wearing a bikini then it is in this video. Fails look infinitely more painful when you are only wearing a bikini. Even if you only watch the very first one, it will be worth your while.
This cracks me up, but it's not all the pratfalls. It's the fact that we all stress out looking for a suit, scrutinizing every angle and trying on no less than twenty before we make a selection. When the reality is that women of all shapes and sizes wear bikinis, and the rest of us should just OWN it and get our swim on in whatever we damn well please.
1. Always make sure the rope swing is short enough 2. Use legs to stay on rope swing or master chin ups first 3. Stay away from back flips 4. Modeling is dangerous
All these faceplants make my head hurt. Ouch.
ReplyDeleteI cringed the entire time I watched this video.
ReplyDeleteGotta love your perseverance Enty!
ReplyDeleteOuuuuch!
ReplyDeleteRoad rash to the max!
ReplyDeleteThis cracks me up, but it's not all the pratfalls. It's the fact that we all stress out looking for a suit, scrutinizing every angle and trying on no less than twenty before we make a selection. When the reality is that women of all shapes and sizes wear bikinis, and the rest of us should just OWN it and get our swim on in whatever we damn well please.
And you can never trust those stripper poles you buy and install yourself.
ReplyDeleteOh my! Poor girls trying to get their sexy on and well not so much.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I laughed. But in the back of my head I was worried one of those poor girls broke a hip.
ReplyDelete1. Always make sure the rope swing is short enough
ReplyDelete2. Use legs to stay on rope swing or master chin ups first
3. Stay away from back flips
4. Modeling is dangerous
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ReplyDeleteI winced in pain for them a few times.
ReplyDeleteSome broken dignity, a little mashed up pride, add a dash of broken bones. And bam!!! You got yourself a YouTube hit.
Your choice in fails fails.
ReplyDeleteGod that song was annoying! I wanted to punch it in the face.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me that's a Kardashian at :55.
ReplyDeleteMan, that was some broken bones, scrapes, peed in your pants moments right there!
ReplyDeleteDang, broken, bones, teeth,plus scab city, and sexy looking way too awkward.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was going to be bikini fails, not fails while wearing a bikini. These look so painful, I couldn't watch all of it.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea bikinis were so dangerous!!!
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