Friday, September 21, 2012

Blind Item #3

This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is set to be the next beard for this former A list actor who is now a solid B who has been flailing around for awhile without a steady beard. Our actress, who is known for her acting, but not much else, wants a taste of fame she has not had yet. She wants covers of tabloids and a new level of marketability and is willing to be a beard. It is not like she dates a lot anyway.


68 comments:

  1. Jake G and who else?

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  2. Jake G for the guy. Not sure about the woman.

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  3. I guess we'll find out soon enough by whoever Jakey is spotted with...

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  4. Jessica Chastain and Jake G

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    1. Lainey has a piece on Jake and Jessica today. I'm on board.

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  5. Anonymous9:47 AM

    Jake G and Anna Kendrick

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  6. Jessica Chastain sounds right

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  7. Glad to see we're all onboard with the Jake G. guesses...Anna Kendrick as the beard?

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  8. Viola Davis, Jamie fox?

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  9. I thought Jakey G and Anna Kendrick right away as well.

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  10. Jake G and possibly Anna Kendrick or Jessica Chastain.

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  11. Is Anna still w Edgar Wright? Am I thinking of the right gal?

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  12. My first thought was Jessica Chastain, too. Jake G or Tom Cruise, but I guess it hasn't been "a while" since the TC/Katie Holmes split. So Jake G it is.

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  13. Tom Cruise and Cher, part deaux?

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  14. My first thought was Tom Cruise. Based on how quickly he started dating after Nicole. The Vanity Fair article is very intriguing.

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  15. Anna K is again&always with Edward Wright
    Jake G &...



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  16. Jessica C was at the opening of Jake G's new play last night...

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  17. Think--what actress who is good do we know nothing about? Rarely if ever in tabs... No one is coming to mind. Hmm!

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  18. What about Jake G and Jennifer Love Hewitt?

    JLH - I know he said known for her acting but just go with it, OK?

    She has been out of the scene for awhile and doesn't date very much. She loves to be papped. Could get all the V-Jazzling she wanted bc he wouldn't care or go near it. Perfect match!!!

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  19. I will be so sad if this is Jessica C.

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  20. @Whyguess, Viola Davis has been married for a long time to an ex-football player. They're a pretty strong couple.

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  21. Yep, I immediately thought of Toothy. I thought Anna Kendrick, but didn't know she had a boyfriend.

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  22. My first thought was Jessica Chastain, too, but I think I like the Anna Kendrick guess better, since there was that reveal about Chastain's privacy/secretiveness. Those traits don't sound compatible with the actress in this blind.

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  23. Gyllenhaal and Chastain. He needs a beard, she's extremely weird with a shady, bizarre past which needs obscuring/shoring up (she's also older than he is but doesn't want anyone to know). A pairing made in PR heaven.

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  24. Oh, and Gyllenhaal, of course.

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  25. I'm wondering what kind of connections does Jessica have if she manages to promote films without answering questions about dating and family planning. Every actress is confronted with that but the media seems to ignore that about her. Something's up.

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  26. I'm not sure Jake G was ever an A lister. Keanu Reeves? I agree Jessica Chastain for the Actress....

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  27. Jake isn't gay. Trust me, he's not.

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  28. I don't know, from the wording I thought Amanda Seyfried (spelling?), but I'm on board with the Jake G guess. :)

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  29. Jake G and Anna Kendrick :)

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  30. I'm with Lacey. I think we can all agree on Jake G. Jessica Chastain works with blinds where it is said little is known about her past.

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  31. This just over on Lainey (I know, I know, I'm one of the few who enjoy her :) )

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24683/Hollywood-Matchmaking-Jessica-Chastain-and-Jake-Gyllenhaal


    @whocaresnow12 -- how do you know? any good stories?

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  32. BCoop was my thought. Wasn't there some sort of issue with Zoe Saldana when they broke up? Maybe he needs to repair that image thing with a new beard. No idea for the girl, though. Could be anybody. Is Christina Hendricks in a relationship? She seems to be everywhere but I don't know anything about her personal life.

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  33. Check out Lainey - she's on the Jessica & Jake train.

    http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24683/Hollywood-Matchmaking-Jessica-Chastain-and-Jake-Gyllenhaal

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  34. Silly Girl, Christina is married to Geoffrey Arend (the "snozberries" guy from Super Troopers.)

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  35. Definitely Chastain. This will deflect from the lack of actual knowledge about her personal life and boost her profile.

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  36. i wanna be someone's beard :-(

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  37. Thanks, @Mary, I had no idea! I recognize him, for sure, but didn't know his name.

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  38. I think Anna Kendrick, only because they were spotted together 3 days ago, no?

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  39. @Ari....I like that guess.

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  40. I'm sure I'm totally wrong but I have a theory about Jessica Chastain's obscure past. Why might she be able to avoid questions about her past? Well a possible clue is that her original last name is Howard and she happens to look a lot like Bryce Dallas Howard. Maybe she could be part of that family but changed her name to make it in Hollywood on her own?

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  41. Ummm, Jake G is dating a woman that isn't famous.

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  42. @Irma, I thought they were the same person!! I didn't know Howard was her last name though? Maybe she's a sibling, or a 'love child'? Do the bios list her parents? Where does Chastain come from? Honestly, I don't even know who this gal is, or what she's been in, but I've seen pics and I really thought they were the same person (married to that guy from Fringe).

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  43. My first thought was Jake but we've got two regulars here that dispute he's gay. AND why would he have been with Reece all that time? The popular rumor there was she wasn't so keen on his pot smoking.

    BCoop and someone else.Jessica Chastain!

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  44. yep!

    http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24683/Hollywood-Matchmaking-Jessica-Chastain-and-Jake-Gyllenhaal

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  45. Yeah, I would like one of the regulars who say Jake isn't gay to give an actual piece of evidence - not scientific or verifiable, but SOMETHING. "I once did him in a Burger King bathroom," for instance. "He dated a friend of mine prior to being famous." Whatever. Without ANY context, it's hard for me to buy.

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  46. After Tom Cruise and John Travolta Jake G. has the most gay rumours than any other actor. His relationshiops since Kirsten Dunst all look fake and there are just too many stories and blind items about him.

    Also Lainey is an expert in selling bearding couples. She also is extremely intersted in talking about his "beard" in that article like she's giving hints.

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  47. @Silly Girl: Her IMDB profile says she's "One of five children of a fireman father and a vegan-chef mother with a food truck" and she's from Northern California. The more I think about it though and read her quotes it seems that she's just focused on the acting and not wanting to do the whole celebrity publicity thing.

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  48. @Irma - I don't remember where I read it, but part of your theory is actually a common rumor referring to her past. i.e. the fact that she and Bryce look SO alike, her secrecy about her past/personal life - people were saying that Ron Howard may have had an affair with Jessica Chastain's mother? I would love to find the story again because it was actually fascinating!

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  49. What proof is there that Jake's gay other than he hangs out with Jamie Fox and played a gay cowboy? By that logic, he's also a doper because he's good pals with Lance Armstrong.

    That Toothy Tile/Jake G connection is wishful thinking at best. If you're in NYC and attend parties/gatherings behind the scenes, you'll have seen him with his girlfriend; it's very possible to be a celeb and not have your every move recorded for public consumption.

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  50. i know where Enty found this BI
    http://laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24683/Hollywood-Matchmaking-Jessica-Chastain-and-Jake-Gyllenhaal

    @Jemtastic: i don't know if Jake is gay but during Berlin fest this year,he partied in gay aera

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  51. @Lala: Lainey wrote and said Jake G is straight many times even during her gossip parties . She wrote Jake G and Kiki Dunst broke because of Kiki's lack of involvement in real relations
    According to Lainey,Jake G,Bradley C and Ryan Reynolds are straight and i think she also talked about Jeremy Renner but i never understood if she was ironic.
    Enty wrote Cooper was straight and a woman beater several times (and again recently i think)and Reynolds was straight

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  52. @Sherry, Jake G was with Reese, but there are rumors that Reese doesn't like sex that much so it was probably a good situation for her for a while for publicity.

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  53. I actually have a (completely unsubstantiated) theory about Jessica Chastain's "secret past" (bear with me) - two of the only things known about her background is that she's from Northern California & she attended Julliard on a Scholarship provided by Robin Williams (Who also lives in Northern Cali, right?). Maybe her "connection" is that she's either Robin Williams' illegitimate daughter, or (perhaps even more controversially) former (possibly underage) lover? (after all, doesn't he have a history of diddling nannies & babysitters? Wasn't one of his ex-wives originally his kids' nanny?) pure conjecture, but was something that crossed my mind so thought I'd share...

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  54. What about Amanda Seyfried?

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  55. Never mind forgot about the Oscar part!

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  56. I thought of jessica chastain first but she has had a lot of respectable press these last 2 years. I think the blind refers to someone needing more credibility and limelight. Like Amber Heard.

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  57. Jakey is having at it with an A+ comedian's wife. Cough. Didn't hear it from me though.

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  58. Hmmm Zak, one that plagarizes cookbooks?

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  59. Chastain for the beard

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  60. Has anyone posted this yet? Jakey and Chastain, for sure.

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24683/Hollywood-Matchmaking-Jessica-Chastain-and-Jake-Gyllenhaal

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  61. I thought Jake G was toothy tile? If he's not than who is? And why does Lainey insist he's straight? Is she on his payroll?

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  62. @Julie Yeah she's gotta be on his payroll.

    Jake has a base of fangirls that defend his honor in the comments of gossip blogs. Just like the Twihards do.

    "Jake is straight. Trust me."

    OH ok.

    Yawn.

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  63. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2207320/Charlize-Theron-happy-new-man-Eric-Stonestreet-adopted-son-Modern-Family.html

    ???

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  64. using a beard doesn't necessarily mean you are gay, just that you have another relationship you want to don't want others to figure out. so...........if jake is in a relationship with someone (say a woman who is married) and he wants to distract from that he would need a beard.

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  65. I'm on board with Jessica Chastain. The "known for acting and not much else" can refer to the fact that she's such a private person - her age, her parentage, her personal life, etc ... all relatively unknown.

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