Four For Friday

It is Friday which must mean announcements. Well it does not have to mean announcements, but I like it to mean announcements. I am also wondering how many times I can use the word announcement in a paragraph. Do you remember when your teachers would tell you to write a paragraph and you always hoped you could get away with the three sentence paragraph if you made your words big enough. It was always better than the five sentence paragraph. Now they teach you what abbreviations to use so you can fit something into Twitter. Anyway, I will be blogging all weekend and will have a reveal from the archives tomorrow. I will look for the Will Arnett one, but I am enjoying the ones from the way back machine too. If you have not done so, I would love for you to follow me on Twitter. @entylawyer or click on the bird ----->. Enjoy your weekend!!

#1 - This B- list actress/celebrity is really funny. The problem she has is that she does not know when to try and stop being funny. She says that she uses jokes when she is nervous and that when she is having sex she can be nervous, so she starts trying out jokes while a guy is having sex with her. And she wonders why she never hears from them again.

#2 - If this A+ list actress is clutching her Starbucks cup in a death grip it means she is back on the bottle. She had given up booze forever, but apparently after a cancer scare has been drinking regularly. She is filming a movie right now and only lets go of her booze while actually filming a scene.

#3 - What A+ list singer with bad taste in men was asked by a fan if he could touch her breast? Surprising everyone she grabbed his hand and put it right on her breast and even told him to get a good squeeze.

#4 - From Fashion Week - This B list all movie actress from a franchise would not stop talking smack about a collection from a designer. She said it loud and she said it quietly. Then, a woman in her 50's turned around and said, "You are just saying that because he would not give you anything free and refused to dress you." The actress asked the woman how she would know and the woman said, "Because I am his mother."