Saturday, September 29, 2012

Kate Middleton Is Bottomless Too

A Danish magazine has announced it is going to publish bottomless photos of Kate Middleton to go along with the other 20 pages of topless photos it ran earlier this month. Apparently, Kate changed outside a lot. One of the photos before she completely removes her bikini bottoms involves William rubbing lotion all over her butt as she slides them further and further down. Who knew she liked to go full out nude? How come William didn't? If you were on your honeymoon and your new wife got naked outside, wouldn't you kind of feel obligated? Maybe not if she was just topless, but if she goes full monty you have to follow suit don't you?


34 comments:

  1. I feel bad for her she shouldve known better but still this is really an invasion of privacy whoever u are.

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  2. I'm totally confused about when the photos were taken -- they were married almost 18 months ago and already went on a honeymoon. I thought these were more recent, from France?

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  3. Anonymous9:10 AM

    Young newlyweds in loving relationship get naked w/ each other. Like, omg you guys.

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  4. At this point, the whole notion of royalty is ridiculous. They seem like fun people who are just trying to enjoy each other. Too bad that they'll never be able to just relax anywhere in public.

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  5. This is disgusting.

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  6. This has already been published. It's in the same article as the topless pictures.

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  7. @nolachickie, I agree. They were having fun in what they thought was a private enviroment. Now they will never ever be able to do something like that again. And royal or not, can you imagine the kind of stress something like this could put on their marriage?

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  8. ETA I distinctly remember after Diana died the tabloids made a promise not to treat William and Harry like they did the mother. Guess they forgot about that little incident.

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  9. I am disgusted at the invasion of privacy. Telephoto lens from half a mile away should be criminal.



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  10. This is not the first timem the Middleton girls have always sunbathed topless and go skinny dipping. William is well aware of this since he went on holiday with the entire family often...

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  11. Just an FYI - the magazine shown in the photo is Swedish, not Danish. They might be part of the same corporate family and be printing the same photos in other Scandinavian or European countries.

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  12. That's the Swedish version of the mag, not the Danish, but perhaps they also published these pics.

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  13. I feel like this shit is a game to some of the paps. It's like they want her to go crazy. Enough already.

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  14. She should really learn to keep her clothes on esp. when she knows they are always taking photos of her. She needs to go back to the Queen for more etiquette lessons.

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  15. The photos were taken at the beginning of September when they spent a long weekend at their cousin's house in France. They were not on their honeymoon, not even sure why the word appears in this blind. Honestly, I'm beginning to seriously wonder if Enty isn't Enty anymore too.

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  16. Or maybe it was the last weekend in August. Either way, right around that time.

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  17. Anonymous11:17 AM

    That sucks. Embarassing! Yikes, really embarassing. But you're the GD heir to the throne of England's wife, you don't think that anyone is going to be papping you? Save it for the bedroom lovebirds. Lesson learned.

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  18. The only good thing I can take away from this is at least William & Kate are in love with each other. Unlike Bill's dad who just married Diana becuase she was young and beloved in the country when he really wanted to be the tampon for Camilla.

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  19. She's going to be the Queen of England some day, she gets to live in the lap of luxury in Buckingham Palace, she doesn't have to lift a finger, and in exchange all she has to do is keep her clothes on outdoors. Oh, poor, poor Kate.

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  20. Maybe Prince William is paranoid about getting a sunburned schlong.

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  21. She'll never be the Queen. William will be King, she will be a princess, ala the current Queen and Prince Philip. He is not King Philip. And it's an invasion of privacy. She seems lovely and good for her for landing him.

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  22. I thought they decided not to print the pictures after all.

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  23. I thought europeans were much more casual about nudity. Even if they are royalty its mildly embarassing but its not the end of the world. By suing they are just making it more salacioius to magazines and post more pictures to make more money.

    I remember Diana & Sarah Fergie kept complaining how they were so restricted from doing anything by their handlers. This is why, let Royals to their own devices they do stupid things like this.

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  24. @CarolMR: if your really think being a Royal is easy then you need to pick up a book honey. How would you enjoy being on display every damn day? Having to go to insanely long political dinners, be sparkling, classy, beautiful, intelligent? Have your entire schedule organized by someone else? Head up a zillion different charities, go to hospitals, etc?
    She may never have to 'lift a finger' but I guarantee you she works just as hard as anyone else.

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  25. I don’t feel sorry for her one bit. She knew the deal from day one. The same goes for actors gripping about being famous. The same goes for teachers complaining about their pay.

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  26. I still feel for Kate. She thought (and likely Wm too) that for a moment they could let their hair down and then someone had to get a picture of it. The only good part is that it's obvious they are enjoying the consumation of the union. Regardless of whether any of believe in the royalty of England, it was in their mind a private moment and now the paps have ruined whatever sponteniety they may desire in the future. That shit is fucked up!

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  27. They were half mile from the road, on a private balcony at a private home. In Europe women don't wear bathing suit tops. Any prudent person, no matter what their station in life would assume privacy in that situation.

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  28. I thought the Italian mag, Chi was going to publish photos of them "in the act".

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  29. Anonymous6:51 PM

    What everyone forgets is that security personnel were right there. Yes, she stripped off in front of half a dozen body guards, something no lady-- much less a royal one-- would EVER prudently do. Kate is not the brightest but she knew exactly what she was getting into, being a royal. The Queen never much liked Kate after how she and Pippa treated the York girls, so I'm sure she'll have no problem scolding her for this. How foolish!

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  30. Lynette: Presuming William does eventually become King, Kate would indeed be Queen--Prince Phillip is only a prince because the Queen is the reigning monarch, and so there can't be a king (kings taking precedence over queens in this situation). Supposedly Mountbatten & Phillip were both trying to convince the Queen that she should make him a king back in the day, but she put her foot down on that--she's the actual ruling monarch, and she's not sharing it with him. Now, Camilla may or may not be Queen (assuming Charles lives long enough to take over from his mum); I believe they have what's called a morganatic marriage, in which the non-noble/royal partner doesn't get a royal title. Then again, they may both be hoping that by the time such things need to be dealt with, enough people will have forgotten about Diana that they won't scream bloody murder if Camilla does become a queen (that being the whole reason she's not already a princess, IIRC). We shall see...

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  31. um, didn't we see the butt rubbing pics?

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  32. FYI
    That is a Swedish magazine on the photo :)

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  33. First of all...she was on a private estate. The photogs climbed the trees and had a high zoom lense. Complete invasion. Kate didn't do a thing wrong...and there is no knowing better. She was on someone's private estate.

    Second. Why should she be ashamed of her body? She's not stripping, sleeping around, in playboy magazine or doing anything racey. All women have a vagina...all boys have penis'. I just don't understand why people are ashamed and act like they've never seen one before. Who cares if Kate's naked. When she takes her clothes off at night, she's naked, just like the rest of us.

    Third...it's her husband who is rubbing the lotion on her butt. Not some stranger.

    There is no story here. Just media outlets trying to make a buck.

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