Thursday, October 18, 2012

Lets Talk Flavor Flav

First of all I can't believe how many women throw themselves at Flavor Flav and how they all seem to want to marry the guy. They do though. The problem is that when he gets to using is that he is not a very nice person at all. His latest girlfriend figured that out when he pulled a knife on her and her teenage son after a huge middle of the night argument. The girlfriend called the police and Flavor went to jail for a few hours and charged with felony domestic violence. The sad thing is that the girlfriend probably won't leave him and just say it was because he was drunk or using or something and forgives him. If someone pulls a knife on you, then you need to run. Run quickly and never return. Flavor is due in court today.


19 comments:

  1. Yikes! The Flav is lookin' rough!

    Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wives.

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  2. Yeah boooyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

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  3. He needs his Foofy, Brigitte.

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  4. Hahaha Foofy!
    What kind of drugs does he use? Anyone know?

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  5. I try not to say things about people's looks, but this man is just the most unfortunate looking human being.......

    He has nice..... Ah, there is nothing nice about him YUK!!!!!

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  6. Lisa Lampanelli said it best: he really does look like Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo...

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  7. I can't imagine why any woman would want to be with this guy. He ALWAYS looks like he needs a shower, BADLY.

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  8. @AKM - I'd imagine they think it'll bring them 15 seconds of fame of some sort and some quick $$$. Everyone thinks they're made for a reality show these days.

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  9. He just looks like he would stink.

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  10. I can almost smell him through the picture.

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  11. Hey flav, the clock is ticking in more ways than one.

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  12. What a dick! Isn't he a martial artist? He could have killed her & her kid. This isn't funny.
    Throw the book at this douche!!!

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  13. I liked Greg Giraldo's (RIP :/) "you look like a skeleton wrapped in electrical tape!"

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  14. A brand new penny for Chuck D's thoughts.

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  15. Ugh, every picture of this dude is plain disturbing.

    Side note, nice of Flav to pull a knife on his girl during Domestic Violence Awareness Month. Bravo.

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  16. They date and stay with him because he has money again. Did anyone see that wife swap show? His fiancee (that's what she is) moved her mom into the house as well and her mom takes care of the baby while she lounges all day. He has never been known as a stable nor sober family man. I think he's repulsive. Even Bridget only pretended to date him for money. Ugh

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