What reality show contestant who is a celebrity themselves is on a coke bender for the ages. They think it is the only way they can fit enough hours into the day because they really want to win. They know this is the last big chance at a career boost.
Who is left on DWTS?
ReplyDeleteKirstie Ally
ReplyDeleteGotta be Kirstie!
ReplyDeleteMan, I HOPE it's not Kirstie. She's been clean for years, right?
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Kirstie. She was a serious coke head in her cheers days. I don't think t
ReplyDeletetravolta would stand for it. Plus it says "celebrity" not actress.
Bristol?
I don't think this is Kirstie. She was a serious coke head in her cheers days. I don't think t
ReplyDeletetravolta would stand for it. Plus it says "celebrity" not actress.
Bristol?
Bristol? Kelly Monaco?
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for whomever it is! Years ago when I didn't have my lupus figured out I was working at a job where I wasn't allowed to sit down the whole shift. I was so tired that I started taking caffeine pills. When I noticed my heart racing I quit the job. It's hard to be so desperate for a job, and her job means a ton of money and more opportunities.
ReplyDeleteKirsty is 60 years old! How could it be her? Heart attack city.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that turd Kelly Monaco!
BOOM! Take that FSP!
Man, if this is Kelly and this is what she looks like on coke, I would hate to see her when she's not coked up. She must be comatose without it!
DeleteI guess Kelly too. Soap Opera work is really time consuming, plus she's not quite right the way she acts.
ReplyDeleteBristol is off the show already.
ReplyDeleteI like Kirstie, so I hope it isn't her. Who is left on DWTS? Or could it be someone from Celebrity Apprentice. Are they shooting now?
ReplyDeleteNicely done @Sugar!
ReplyDeleteSorry this is OT but I looked and can't find the thread about Disney buying Star Wars...
ReplyDeleteI just heard the 3 new movies will be animated. ANIMATED!!! I'm out.
My thought initial thought was Jessica yeah-it's-all-weight-watchers in her Halloween corset Simpson.
ReplyDeleteBut Kirstie actually makes sense *because* of her earlier addiction. It was what kept her thin and running back then - maybe she got sucked back into it?
This must be someone on Dancing with the Stars. Hope it's not Kirstie.
ReplyDeleteTHERE'S NEVER ENOUGH TIME!...sorry, had to get that out of my system
ReplyDeleteYay a Jessie SpanO quote! Lol
Deletei, too, wish there were 40 hours in a day.
ReplyDeletemy vote is someone from celebrity apprentice.
I think it's celebrity apprentice too. Aren't they filming an all-stars version now? Could be Dennis Rodman.
ReplyDeleteWhoever this is, and to addicts everywhere. Please stop. U r self medicating a problem that cant be helped from a haze. Everyday will be the same shit- where are my drugs? What did i do yesterday?- until u break free. Just take that first step. It hurts my heart to see you all exsist this way. Come back to us. We need u!! (Off soap box, putting it away)
ReplyDeleteMamaroni, that's probably the greatest Saved by the Bell episode EVER!
ReplyDeletehaha, i got nothing.was trying to figure out how someone got drugs onto survivor island.
ReplyDeleteI am SOOOOOO EXCITED!!
ReplyDelete@mamaroni, cornbread, amy in Mi and Megan00m
ReplyDeletePlease tell me someone here knows how to insert a GIF!
Kirstie has zero chances of winning, but she was rumored to have used coke to lose the weight for weight watchers.
ReplyDeleteKirstie has zero chances of winning, but she was rumored to have used coke to lose the weight for weight watchers.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember the blind about a celeb who was saying she was going to do some huge thing, but then at the last minute she planned to back out so that she could do something bigger, like a reality show or was it a product line? It's been bugging me like crazy! I think the fav was Jessica Simpson not losing weight for Weight Watchers so she could maybe make a plus sized clothing line or go on Celeb Fit Club.
ReplyDeleteI think this is Bristol. Or has she already been eliminated? I don't keep up with DWTS.
ReplyDeleteKirstie has been an actress for a long time and can always find someone, somewhere who wants to work with her. Bristol however is seeing fame quickly slip away from her, especially since her Lifetime show was cancelled.
Also, there was a blind a month or two ago about someone doing some hard work on an 8ball and the popular guess was Sarah Palin. That would at least explain where Bristol gets her stash from.
I'm so bad at guessing these things. As I read this, all I could picture was Lisa Welchel from The Facts Of Life snorting up a storm on the set of Survivor (I see someone above had the same thought haha)
ReplyDeleteYes, I couldn't help but think of Blaire as well.
ReplyDeleteI told my sister a few weeks ago that my dream was that Lisa Welchel would get jungle fever, go slightly mad and start thinking she's actually Blair Warner. Sadly, I don't think thats going to happen. Glad she's lasted so long though.
ReplyDeleteIs this season of DWTS really Kirstie Alley's last big chance? It seems like she always has a show or something going her. People always seem to hire her for stuff, even if it's kust for trainwreck comedy purposes.
My guess is Gilles Marini on DWTS. His behavior is just strange this season.
ReplyDelete^ I'm with Moxie. This seems like Giles. He was gutted when he didn't win the first time.
ReplyDeleteI'M SO, I''M SO, I'M SO SCARED"
ReplyDeleteCollapses in AC Slayters arms
BEST EPISODE EVER!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflYjF90t7c
ReplyDeleteLisa Welchel...Jerry Jewel is smuggling in her an 8 ball a day.
ReplyDeleteGilles Marini or however you spell it
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Lisa Welchel too. Who really knows why she got a divorce? The excuses seemed random. Anyway, it's been all over the press how she's hoping that being on Survivor will help to jump-start her career. And honestly, I could have sworn I heard that she was initially thought to be one of the people who would be sent home first, for sure. So I was surprised to hear she was still on.
ReplyDelete"I thought it was Lisa Welchel too. Who really knows why she got a divorce?"
ReplyDeleteI am convinced that she got trapped into that marriage. Read her autobiography and get the whole story.
Well, to sum up...good friends with her future hubby. No sparks for him on her part WHATSOEVER. Her minister suggests that she date him, as they are both active church members and oh-so-cute, so it's a no-brainer to him because they're both single. She's actually kind of grossed out at the thought (which I don't get, because Steve is a good-looking man). The minister kind of pulls one over on her and announces their ENGAGEMENT in front of the whole church...and they're NOT engaged. She's trapped like a deer in the headlights, figures what the hell, and goes along with it. Her husband plans the elaborate wedding himself. Meanwhile, she has to make a list of his good qualities to convince herself to marry him. She reads the list and magically decides whilst on a long plane ride that is he is SO wonderful and that she IS in love with him. And then wedding, and happily ever after, with the kiddos and the whole bit. End scene.
REALLY?! I swear she felt trapped...had the kids...conservative Christian...felt like she couldn't break up the family. Why she finally decided to divorce would be interesting to know.
Lisa Rinna - Celeb Apprentice
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