Friday, November 30, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Aziz Ansari gets the top spot because his Tweets make me laugh. here he is with Lily Aldridge at some event that also brought out
Peter Facinelli and his new girlfriend.
Eva Longoria on the cover of GQ Mexico.
Halle Berry, Nahla and a police line.
Hugh Jackman hailing a cab in New York.
I often stay awake at night and ask myself what is going to happen to all of these idiotic pants Justin Bieber wears.
Will they end up at the Jonas Brothers museum. Where Tweeners can relive their glory days while slathering on Rogaine and talking about their latest comeback album and how this one really shows off their craft.
Jennifer Hudson and family cutting their own Christmas tree. Look Rusty they remembered to bring a saw.
Kim Kardashian ruining Middle east policy for a decade in a visit with the US Ambassador to Kuwait and some Kuwaiti.
Meanwhile, Kourtney continues to save the world by filming another season of Kim & Kourtney take Miami alone.



47 comments:

  1. Halle's face looks a little bloated.

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  2. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Kim has become one of those women who 'will travel' for the job?

    Eva looks great, but seems a tad desperate with this cover.

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    1. That's really funny, especially since it reads in Spanish "(Evidently) not desperate"

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    2. That's really funny, especially since it reads in Spanish "(Evidently) not desperate"

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  3. Halle dresses like my grandmother with all those ponchos.

    The Jo Bros do the "don't talk to me I'm on my cell phone" move.

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  4. Jhud looks happy- after all the heartache she has suffered I'm glad.

    How in the hell did skank butt manage to sit in on anything with the US ambassador ?? Seriously gobsmacked that a wannabe talentless porn tart has this level of fame!!!

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    1. I couldn't have said it better myself!

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  5. Too bad she can't be kidnapped by some insurgents.

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  6. WHYYY does the Kardashian have to meet with the US Ambassador to learn about the Middle East as opposed to, oh I don't know, pick up a newspaper like a normal fucking person? Oh yeah, for the photo op and publicity. "I"m learning stuff, everyone!" Ugh.

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  7. Jennifer Hudson's man is fine. I have crushed on him since I Love New York (which I've always wondered what happened to her)

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    1. david otunga! he wrestles for the wwe :) you can catch him on monday night raw sometimes. he might be on smackdown too but i don't watch that lol

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    2. @nessa- OT but your hair is gorgeous!

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  8. Doesn't Facinelli's gf looks exactly like a young, dark- haired version of Jenny Garth? She is really, really thin, too. Thinner than Kate Bosworth thin. Her clothes are hiding it.

    @Roman Wow! Halle's face. Agree it's very bloated. Or she's been crying. Nahla is such a beauty & looks more like her Dad every day.

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  9. Justin b loves to show off his boney bird chest

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  10. Halle Berry, Halle Berry! Luvs yo girl!
    Hugh Jackman can hit it. LoL!
    Jennifer and her family looks so excited about the tree. So sweet.

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  11. Jenny Garth is, was, and will always be better looking than the next clinger on Peter finds himself.

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  12. Biebs should donate his pants to Jon Hamm, who could actually use them....

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  13. Can't Kim keep her marbles in even for the sake of world peace????

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  14. Haaaaaaaaa
    Check out the "closet" sign above the married Jonas Bro's head.

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  15. Had to comment and show some love for Lily Aldridge!

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  16. @Tuxedo Cat
    haHA. NICE. Those aren't Hammer pants, they're Hamm's pants! Why can't stylists read our notes? :)

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  17. I can't stand Halle Berry now.

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  18. @ thetruth: Yes! I noticed that, too.

    Do we think that Joe Jonas just came out of that Closet?

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  19. I think that photo about 20 minutes later where the two Kuwaiti gentlemen are tag teaming her would have made the top spot...

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  20. Methinks the Ambassador of Kuwait paid for a booty call. I'm sorry, but what does she DO?

    Nahla has grown a lot and I'm ashamed that I can tell. :(

    Peter Fancelli is basically dating Alice.

    JHud has a beautiful family.

    Bieber, drop crotch pants ain't gonna happen. At least I hope the hell they don't. I think that officially makes me an old fart. Get offa my lawn!

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  21. "I often stay awake at night and ask myself what is going to happen to all of these idiotic pants Justin Bieber wears."

    That's an easy one, Enty. They will be transformed into grocery bags by having the bottom of the legs sewn up, thus allowing a family of five to survive for a week.

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  22. Eva (evidently) isn't desperate. Roflmao

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  23. @Madlyb, I had that same thought: Peter Facinelli's gf looks disturbingly like Ashley Greene as Alice Cullen.

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  24. Why do tweeners go crazy for Biebs? There is nothing cute or sexy about him.

    Peter Facinelli is cute.

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  25. Nahla looks exactly like her dad. Hope she comes out of this unscathed. Eva doesn't look like herself here, but her body looks great. Hugh looks hot!

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    1. I was just thinking the Same thing. It must be hard for Halle to look at daughter and see the face of a man she so obviously hates.

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  26. I've always thought Eva was so beautiful.

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  27. Nahla looks exactly like her dad. Hope she comes out of this unscathed. Eva doesn't look like herself here, but her body looks great. Hugh looks hot!

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  28. I think the picture of Peter Facinelli and his new gf looks really awkward... like she might have had her finger in his butt when it was taken, awkward...

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  29. Truly I think Eva is just gorgeous.

    As is JHud. And yes Jen has gone through so much with grace and aplomb. Bless her. She deserves so much happiness for all her family heartbreak.

    The Lesbeaver's 15 minutes can be up any time now as far as I am concerned.

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  30. Gaaaahhhhh!!! I don't get it!!! What is Biebers appeal, exactly? His pedestrian voice? Bland looks? The silly bangs he finally got rid of? Somebody help me, please!!! Surely it's not the respectful way he treats the girls that he dates...

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  32. Oh lawd, Kimbo's spreading that virus on an international scale now. How much do we want to bet the ambassador and/or his staff (ha) got a li'l sumptin sumptin on the side?

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  33. Am I wrong or is that a total beard shot for Aziz Ansari?

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  34. Is Peter's girlfriend someone we're supposed to know? Don't recognize her at all!

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