Thursday, December 27, 2012
Random Photos Part Four
On April 17, 1879, James O'Neill was arrested in San Francisco for impersonating Jesus Christ. This is his mugshot. (Thanks Susan)
Beyonce and Red Carnation.
Carmen Electra gets ready to perform for New Year's Rockin' Eve.
Channing Tatum and his wife hold her stomach because that is what couples that are expecting, do.
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart get ready to fly.
Heidi Klum's bodyguard trying to look tough.
Thanks to celebrities like Harry Styles, the sale of adult onesies is up 600% from last year.
Jessica Chastain on the way to her play.
John Mayer on Christmas tweeted by Katy Perry.
Wow - Harrison & Calista look like Buffy & her grandpa! I hear they're very happy together, so I'm not hating, but man...
ReplyDeleteWatch it, man. I'm channeling my Jason Statham here.
John Meyer: skeeviest Santa ever.
That John Mayer as Santa picture almost made me throw up in my mouth. You KNOW that he and Katy Perry had some disgusting role play sex right after that was taken.
ReplyDeleteI guess I should add that role playing isn't disgusting, but John Mayer's brand of it probably is.
ReplyDeleteAwww Channing and Jenna.
ReplyDeleteUm I still haven't seen actual pic of Beyonce baby. she always covered or in the dark. wtf.
Eww to Jonh mayer what do people see in him. He must have big dick or something. but still u can smash then bounce afterwards no need to date him.
Even dressed as Santa, he looks dirty. Take a bath, dude.
ReplyDeletewell if you didn't throw up in your mouth where would you throw up?
ReplyDeleteI know I'm in the minority here,really I really do love Beyonce! On another note, the baby's neck looks like its about to break.
ReplyDeleteCarmen Electra performs? Performs what?!?
Congrats to the Tatums :-) Everytime i see Channing's face I can't help but to crack up... can't stop thinking about the post when someone called him Channing Potato LOL. He really does have a potato face!
I was trying to say "but I really do love Beyonce." Sorry for the extra "really" lol. Blame my dumb phone!
Delete@Redd, the closest option would have been my keyboard at work (I doubt that I could have gotten to the trashcan in time) and then I would have had to explain to my boss why I was on this site and why it had made me vomit.
ReplyDeleteI think that "throw up in my mouth" generally refers to when a person upchucks and swallows it back down rather than releasing it from his or her mouth.
I like Jenna Dewan's old face.
ReplyDeleteGood lord. Please remove the thoughts of what John Mayer is doing with his left hand from my mind!! Barfola!!
Me too! She's looking more and more like Courtney Cox everyday.
DeleteI want a onesie but they're all too long!
ReplyDeleteIf Beyonce is on a boat, that baby should be wearing a life jacket.
ReplyDeleteCarmen Electra performs? She can't get naked for NY Rockin Eve...
ReplyDelete@Pythia -- I'm sure that little mini B can walk on water, just like her momma.
ReplyDeletePretty sure O'Neill was an actor portraying Jesus in a play when he was arrested.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but John Mayer is soooo sexy. I know he's an ass but he's an attractive one who writes really good music.
ReplyDelete@rafi i find him sexy too. i hate it, he's gross allegedly :/
DeleteDISCO! I almost spewed Diet Coke on my keyboard! AGH!
ReplyDeleteI hope when Blue grows up, she forms a girl group called Conspiracy Theory. She'll always be attached to one or another.
ReplyDeleteThis whole thing where they show the beautiful newborn, but no other pics makes me wonder if they are not happy with her cuteness level. Or maybe they don't want to add more fuel to Suri's Burn Book.
I didn't want to say it, but I wonder if Blue favors Jay Z. I'm sure they hoped for a little Beyonce face :/
DeleteJohn Mayer gags me OUT!!!! He always looks so pasty and clammy, like he's dying of consumption. Remember Val Kilmer in Tombstone? Yep, just like that!
ReplyDeleteLove this comment.
DeleteOne thing I can say for Carmen Electra - she still has her original face as we know it (original used loosely here) and many others younger than her already look like warped monkeys. She looks good so yay for her.
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ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer ick nast vom. It doesn't look like Beyonce is holding little green crabgrass very lovingly or safely.
ReplyDelete@Unknown 1: best.nickname. ever!
DeleteYodelay, usually babies get much cuter after their newborn stage. I think all babies, including Blue Ivy, look like wrinkled old men when they are born. There's nowhere to go but up in the cuteness factor after entering the world. I would love more Blue pictures, just for the fact that there would be more hilarious posts in Suri's Burn Book.
ReplyDelete@PuggleWug, babies look like wrinkled old men when they're born so that their fathers recognize them as their biological children. I heard that once and now everytime that I look at a newborn I go, "...YEP!"
ReplyDeleteWOW I think John out bad santa'd Bad Santa!
ReplyDeleteWhere's Amber??? Amber!!! Look, somebody's wearing an onesie with hoods!!!
ReplyDeleteNow I know what they are, lol
@PuggleWug, that's what I thought too. I just don't get the secrecy. It's just lame.
ReplyDeleteHey gang! I'm well...wearing my Onesie, thank you very much! Thanks for the well wishes. I managed to talk them out of doing the horrid testing that I've gone through 3 times in the last years. Trying medication again, so wish me luck. Taking my spinning, vertigo-y ass to bed. I hope to *see* you all in the ayem! Mwahhhh!
ReplyDeleteOh! Reese's PSA:
I saw the article about the young mother who died after complications from dental surgery. Please, people! Take care of your teeth! Bad dental health is linked to heart trouble or vice versa...I'm too high and too tired to look it up for you all, but yes, there is/can be a connection. My oldest sis has problems with both.
Glad to hear no testing, Reeses - I hope the meds work phor you. :b
ReplyDeleteEchoing the need for comprehensive medical and dental care. Our system is so screwed up, and I can't understand why they don't cover dental they way they cover medical. There's a proven link between gum disease and heart disease, but hey, let's pass out Viagra on a $15 copay and put a $5k deductible on dental care.
Mayer looks like a Salvation Army Santa someone invited to the soup kitchen for a meal.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're well, Reeses! Rest up and we'll see you tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteBAD SANTA or that Trading Places Dan Aykroyd Santa that was drunk and put the food in his suit.
ReplyDeleteThat's it exactly! I wonder if Mayer has a smoked salmon stuck in his fake beard for later? ;)
DeleteTake good care of yourself Reeses!
ReplyDelete@Reeses, I'm glad to hear you're ok!! Good luck with your medication, hope everything goes smoothly. We're all here for ya!! Love! :D
ReplyDeleteThat mugshot...wow! LMAO at Beyonce holding her baby like that. She always looks so awkward when holding Periwinkle Carnation.
ReplyDeleteSmelly, greasy Santa
ReplyDeleteThis thread had me laughing! Thanks guys!
ReplyDeleteReese, be well!
Glad you're better Reeses. Sucks to be sick especially around the holidays.
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer=not sexy Santa.
Dammit, Disco! Now I need to take a shower! I want to believe he's stoned, and that's not his come hither look. Please God, NO!
ReplyDeleteHunter - I agree about Carmen Electra. For some reason I have a soft spot for her, and I'm glad she hasn't done the crazy eye lift/lip enhancements that turns so many beautiful women into surprised lookin fishies. They are all over L.A, and they're barely into their 40's!
That is one sleazy Santa and OMG what is he doing with his left
ReplyDeletehand???
@ *karen* DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! ;)
Sorry, folks! Disgusting misery loves company!
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer is a complete skeez who treats women really, really badly. His music is beyond awful and generic, and if you scratched him there'd be enough wax under your fingernails to make a tea light candle. Yep. Sexy.
ReplyDeleteYuck John Mayer! Even in a Santa costume he still manages to look yucky!
ReplyDeleteLove all the Blue Ivy nicknames! And I also would like to see more pics of her, the Burnbook needs more material! Lol
Sending good thoughts your way Reeses!
I hope you feel better Reeses! I haven't been able to read a lot today but it does not sound like it was a good one. Onesies have magical healing powers, I have heard, so hopefully you will be feeling good tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteI'm home watching Michael Moores movie about capitalism. I hate him bc he is too liberal and he is STILL Hollywood. He sells films. Aka part of capitalism. And as we sit here and read, lurk, ponder blind items. I am convince in 50 years another revolution will happen. http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
ReplyDeleteAnd can we get better BIs?!? Cruise, travolta, Gylenhal, are apparently gay. John Mayer cheats. Female celebs don't eat an take adderall. EVERYONE CHEATS. Who wouldn't?!? Casting couch exists. Lohans r clearly train wrecks. Yes ur favorite celeb had surgery. Can we move on now. Like what surgeons they use? What orgy parties they frequent? What strain of pot they smoke? Vagina weights? HGH? And a Randy Jackson said , EVERYTHING IN HOLLYWOOD IS FAKE. and probably this site.
ReplyDeleteJust because insomnia is giving me brain fog...
ReplyDeleteVagina weights? Is that a thing? I'm too scared to Google.
Yes they r real. Lol.
ReplyDelete@DBZee, yes! We saw them on an episode of Weeds, actually...I guess it's like Kegels but more effective? Kegels with weights?
ReplyDelete@Christopher, your description of Mayer is so accurately gross that I can't finish my breakfast. ;)
Ugh, Christopher. Now I can feel the nasty under my nails. Thanks. *shudder*
ReplyDelete@Grammar129
ReplyDeleteNo one's forcing you to read the site.
This is the best Blind Item site there is.
If you think it's so easy writing a blog that has 6 Blind Items every day plus other news, then go write one yourself!
@ grammar...gee ... thanks...we're really like.... ignorant and...gullible...and needed someone like you...so...informed and ...above it all... to help us out...
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