B- list all television actress wannabe who thinks way too highly of herself - "Hi Mariah. I'm a huge fan of yours. I totally know what it's like to have fans come up you, but since we are both on television and both know how difficult fans can be and are in the same industry I thought it would be ok."
Mariah - "And who are you?"
Wannabe - "I'm __________________."
Mariah - "I don't know that name."
Wannabe - "I'm on ________________ (so so network show)"
Mariah - "I've never seen it. Is it on cable?"
Wannabe - "No, it's on ____. I used to be on ____________________."
Mariah - "I have obviously heard of that. Just not you. have a nice day."
The wannabe is now telling everyone how she and Mariah are great friends and share a special connection.
Haha oh, that Mariah. Diva to the core!
ReplyDeleteLove Mariah's response.
ReplyDeleteThey should get their nails done together and have slumber parties.
ReplyDeleteThen they could braid each other's hair. I'm giddy just thinking about it.
DeleteKristen Ritter from The B in blah blah?
ReplyDeleteThe level of delusion is moving into Lohan territory. I was looking at the DM, but there are too many actresses who I have no idea what they do.
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham is on cable.
DeleteI was thinking Lea Michele up until the end, when the wannabe says "I used to be on ____". Pretty sure Glee is Lea's first show.
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to take a wild guess with no basis:
ReplyDeleteCasey Wilson from Happy Endings (I've been reading how the cast is in love with themselves)
Used to be on Saturday Night Live (which Mariah would obviously know but have no idea who she was)
it's obviously Darlene Cates. boom. done.
ReplyDeleteKatherine McPhee
ReplyDelete@anon- Omg I love that guess since she's been on American Idol and obviously has heard of the show. Katherine Mcphee FTW!
DeleteDef Katherine McPhee I thought that two sentences in not many people have heard of Smash but everyones heard of American Idol.
DeleteThis is totally my guess too.
DeleteI hate-watch Smash every week.
This is totally my guess too.
DeleteI hate-watch Smash every week.
I would love if it was Lena Dunham! She drives me maaaad.
ReplyDeleteGahh I wanted to say Lea Michele but I can't make her fit!
ReplyDeleteMariah and the diva 'tude just go hand in hand, LMAO. Whoever it is must've felt like an idiot.
oh didnt read the last line----
ReplyDeleteLea Michele ?
ReplyDeleteI like the McPhee guess. I'm switching to that
ReplyDeleteMariah Carey has zero shits to give. Love it.
ReplyDeleteOkay. I like the McPhee guess. Same industry = singers. MC is currently on Am Idol, so if McPhee told her she USED to be on Am Idol, MC's response of, "I have obviously heard of that..." would make sense since she's a current host. I also get the feeling from McPhee that she's convinced she's way more important than she is.
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ReplyDeletejudge, not host.
ReplyDeleteI also say Kat McPhee. cuz mariah would obviously recognize AI, but not an individual contestant. Love that!
ReplyDeleteI love Mariah's response. That is some full-on shade-sending I can get behind.
ReplyDeleteLove Mimi...
ReplyDeleteBahahahahahahahaha! Love it!
ReplyDeleteHow can u not love to hate Mimi!!!
ReplyDelete@noseygal- I prefer "hate to love" Mimi lol
ReplyDeleteI just love Mariah! No hate involved.
ReplyDeleteoh my. wonder if there is anyone that would get a "OMG, i LOVE YOU!" response from mariah?
ReplyDeletelate to the party, but until i saw her on idol this season, never believed she was a diva. everytime she uses her hand to toss her hair back its done in way thats like a "slap" in the face to the contestant.
I have to say I think given this person called her out of the blue that Mariah was pretty darn nice. Who the hell was she anyway? And seriously what's the point of your call honey? Oh man I so would have done that myself and I'm not even a diva. Just get to the goddamn point..Click
ReplyDeleteI never said I wasn't a bitch though.
If this is indeed Katherine McPhee, I really love this story!
ReplyDeleteOooooooo, Mariah!
ReplyDeleteI like the McPhee guess, only because I hate Smash.
Chloe Morezits. er, Moretz. Yeah, she's a skank.
ReplyDeleteI love the mcPhee guess. It makes sense of Mariah's comment about clearly having heard of the show. McPhee didn't win, so there's no reason why Mariah would know her
ReplyDeleteGot to love Mariah! She's a diva, but she's got the talent.
ReplyDeleteBazinga!
ReplyDeleteEvery time I hear Smash, I think of the football player from Friday Night Lights. Loved him so much...
I don't know why, but I thought of Michelle Trachtenberg. Used to be on Buffy, most recently on Criminal Minds.
ReplyDeleteit's Lindsay Lohan's last dream !!!
ReplyDeletenot Nicki minaj
ReplyDeleteWas this a phone call or did the person walk over and start chatting Mariah up? This seems confusing. Granted the other person was presumptuous, but it wouldn't have hurt Mariah to be gracious. She is darned lucky to have a foothold back into the entertainment industry thinking back on her cray cray days.
ReplyDeleteHa! I hope it's McPhee. She's one that rubs me the wrong way. I just don't like her and there is no real good excuse for it!
ReplyDeleteYes. I think it's McPhee. She is an actress wannabe, she's in the same industry as Mariah, and with Mariah saying "I have Obviously heard of that show (American Idol)"...which is completely obvious because Mariah is on it.
ReplyDeleteprolixe,
ReplyDeleteHaha Smash Williams. I LOVED Friday Night Lights. I was so sad when it was over. Very underrated show
@lotta lol that's what I meant!!! I do love Mimi!!!
ReplyDeleteThe gossip I've heard about McPhee (from someone who knew her) is that she is a self-centered b**ch and bulimic (at least she was back then).
ReplyDeleteI know CW isn't a real network, but I could totes see this being Annalynne McCord. Because you know nobody is watching new 90210, and I can see Mimi watching her some Nip Tuck!
ReplyDeleteKatherine McPhee, but she did (or does) movies no? Wasn't she in a shark movie not that long ago?
ReplyDeleteGotta love Mariah Carey! :-)
ReplyDeleteProlixe and elisacg YES! Friday Night Lights is such a great show. For those of you that haven't watched it because you think it's all about football, it's NOT. Give it a chance.
ReplyDeleteSteps off FNL soap box, slinks away...
I have really enjoyed Mariah so far on the AI auditions--fights and all. She is who she is and seems very comfortable in herself.
ReplyDeleteI would love if it was McPhee--she seems like someone who will always be right on the edge of being famous but not quite.
Katherine McPhee.
ReplyDeleteI think it's McPhee too, fits perfectly.
ReplyDeleteHayden P sprung to mind.
ReplyDeleteI'm on Nashville. I used to be on Heroes etc
Ohh it's like a madlib, I like this.
ReplyDeleteThis is a stupid question, so bear with me. Cable refers to everything BUT the basic channels, correct? And Network is ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX? I have always been confused on these for some reason.
McPhee does fit perfectly. I do not like her either. She's smug.
ReplyDeleteI've got to go to a meeting but I thought I'd pass this gem along: http://www.lipstickalley.com/f15/mariah-carey-queen-throwing-shade-455734. Every so often Lipstick Alley does a thing about her being the queen of throwing shade. Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI think everyone is right that it is Katherine McPhee, Mariah is in New York right now where Smash is filmed.
ReplyDeleteWhat is with all the Lena Dunham hate?
ReplyDeleteShe's the Pioneer Woman of actors.
ReplyDelete@Flirty - the look on her face when she says, "I don't know her." Then she smiles.
ReplyDeleteOuch!
If whoever it is had just stopped at "I'm a big fan of yours" she probably would have been all right....It was perhaps expecting instant intimacy since they are both in show business, that got on Mariah's nerves.
ReplyDeleteNaya Rivera?
ReplyDeleteSo guys, I think I actually have a guess this time!
ReplyDeleteAs a lot of you have said, this is most DEFINITELY Katherine McPhee! I took the trouble to fill in the gaps for you, listen to this:
Hi Mariah. I'm a huge fan of yours. I totally know what it's like to have fans come up you, but since we are both on television and both know how difficult fans can be and are in the same industry I thought it would be ok.
Mariah - "And who are you?"
Wannabe - "I'm Katherine McPhee."
Mariah - "I don't know that name."
Wannabe - "I'm on Smash.
Mariah - "I've never seen it. Is it on cable?"
Wannabe - "No, it's on NBC. I used to be on American Idol"
Mariah - "I have obviously heard of that. Just not you. have a nice day."
So sure of this and also so excited to finally have a good guess haha. Yay!
Yup McPhee, tv actress wannabe
ReplyDelete@J...
ReplyDeleteNetwork = ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX
Almost network = The CW
Cable = everything else
(I think, but would not swear, that enty has said "premium cable" or some such to refer to HBO, Cinemax, etc.)
Thanks Lola, idk why I have such an issue remembering that.
ReplyDeleteFirst time commenting, and I totally agree with the McPhee guess. Off-topic, but I don't know how many of you have seen this video. It's comedic gold & shows just how self-involved Mariah is during an AI judge "sound off" segment. She refuses to face Seacrest so the camera catches her "good side" at all times.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I love Mimi so? I really like her on Idol, too. Wish they would get rid of Minaj. Ugh...can't STAND her. I actually like Kat and Smash but she does seem like the best guess.
ReplyDeleteI saw this hilarious clip yesterday. I thought someone posted it here but maybe not. In it, Mimi subtly disses Jlo.
ReplyDeleteMariah disses JLo
The look on Mariah's face at the end is priceless and says it all!
I would guess Kat McPhee because don't they shoot Smash in Nyc so she could run into Mimi. Mimi must have known who she was because she really is sweet to her fans. She was taking her down a peg.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bitch.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I thought I finally got one and there's already a million guesses for her: Katherine McPhee
ReplyDeleteI don't see what the so called "wanna-be" did that was so wrong, and why people think Mariah is so cute for her response. You'd all hate to work with a b*tch like this, who thinks she's better than everyone just because she was blessed with a nice unique singing voice. She didn't have anything to do with that, she was simply born with it, and she worked to market it, like we all work to market ourselves. Doesn't give us the right to act fancy. I don't get all the Mariah love, I really don't. A sh*tty attitude is a sh*tty attitude, no matter how nice the voice is behind it.
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly, if the "wanna be" is making it sound like they're buds, well, that is lame.
Prolly mariah talking to herself in mirrior, lol. She a mess. Big old sloppy body hanging out all over the place. *shudder*
ReplyDeletethe QUEEN of shade
ReplyDeleteOooh. Katherine Mcfee
ReplyDelete"obviously"
love it!
Nobody does this better than Mariah. Throwing shade til it's pitch black outside.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe wannabe is delusional and Mariah is rude. Team no one.
ReplyDelete@mango, Im late on the thread but I freaking LOVE that clip. Mariah is so freaking awesome. Biggest diva ever and I love her.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Nene Leakes? She is on The New Normal (which Mariah could easily not have heard of), but could then have referenced Glee and/or The Real Housewives of Atlanta (both of which Mariah would definitely have heard of). I love Nene, but could easily see her running away with the idea of being friends with Mariah.
ReplyDelete@prolixe: oh, I know. It's so high school but it still makes me laugh. That chick is the worst liar ever. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteOT: I read that she actually did have a brief relationship with Em before she dated Nick. He wasn't being delusional. Childish, yes, but not wrong. I'm thinking she was embarrassed and kept denying it.
Here's the link: LSA Spin-Off Thread: Tea On Eminem
Look for all posts in that link by incogneato. Apparently this person used to work for Em.
Katharine McPhee is a great guess, but Smash is no "so-so network show." That POS is a huge, gnarly, suck-fest.
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