What aspiring D lister and future porn star disappeared for a few weeks while she recovered from getting some work done to her face. She wants to look younger.
That is so sad. Whoever abused her when she was a child should be hunted down and hurt. I feel bad for her. Imagine being so desperately unhappy in your life at such a young age.
I am more interested in her boobs, as very gross it may sound. Some say they are fake, some say they are real. Sometimes she posts topless pics (covered) and they are much smaller than you would expect. I say real (or RILL, as she says). Girlfriend just has a good pushup bra.
For some reason I am oddly fascinated with this girl, like some are with Honey Boo Boo. Trainwrecks on their way to crazytown.
The sad thing is too is if she would stop getting makeup and fashion advice from street hookers, she might actually look appealing. At it stands she is 18 going on 50 who is trying desperately to look 30.
she knows her only fan base is pedophiles after she turned 18 she has to find ways to pander to her fan base she is a monster to women and young girls who foster this kind of behavior in men
There was a brief moment this fall when she wore her hair in a middle part and without all the tease and spray, and it's like she transformed -- no one recognized her, she really did look beautiful. And then overnight she went back to Real Housewives territory.
She might try washing off the tons of makeup, lose the five inch lucite heels, the absurd push up bras, the pouty duck face, and dress like an eighteen year old. If we saw her in jeans and a crisp white t-shirt with washed hair and no makeup we wouldn't recognize her. Mr Perv would actually look like her grandfather.
i also thought her breasts were fake but it's only her push-up bra(there is a pic on her blog when you can see it) and i guess the problem is her make-up(she only changed her make-up)
This is such a shame. I've seen a couple of pictures of her before she was "discovered" and she is such a natural, stunning beauty. The same with Heidi Montag. She was really something.
@Amy, The key word there is "unrecognizable". She would have looked like any other "off the bus" actress who hit town. Caked and Baked, she is recognized especially if she is dragging her Pedobear along.
Didn't Stodden's camp learn anything from Heidi Montag's desperate, I mean, drastic plastic overhaul? What little notoriety Heidi got from that fiasco wasn't enough because her 15 minutes of fame ended right after that. Hey, maybe Stodden's procedures will turn out worthwhile after all.
I want her to look younger! hahaha Cuz she damn sure doesn't look 18! hahaha And when did she disappear? I missed that 20 minutes. I must have been in the bath or something.
@CatLady, I think Brittney, Lilo, and others are, too. While I sometimes snark on them, I largely feel so sorry for them and want to set them free and show them what real love, self care, and true happiness is. I used to want to be an actress in my youth but am so grateful I avoided that trap.
Truly everyone on the interwebs railed about how there was no way she could be her supposed age so rather than stop having mama do her hooker make-up, dress age appropriate, fix her teeth, remove the 3 push up bras, and make her hair more au courant she got plastic surgery. Yup, everyone in her camp including her are geniuses!
it didn't help she still has a witchypoo face
ReplyDeleteOh geez.... :-/
ReplyDeleteNo surprise there.
ReplyDeleteShe does look kind of old for her age...
ReplyDeleteLook younger? Isn't she already supposed to be 12?
ReplyDeleteMind reader!
DeleteFor fucks sake, she's about 12 anyway.
ReplyDeleteIsn't she like eighteen? Who does she want to look like a Gymboree model?!
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ReplyDeleteHow much younger does she want to be? A fetus?
ReplyDeleteThat was an easy one!
ReplyDeleteroughest looking teenager ever
ReplyDeleteIf she just had that man surgically removed, she'd look a lot younger.
ReplyDeleteThat is so sad. Whoever abused her when she was a child should be hunted down and hurt.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for her. Imagine being so desperately unhappy in your life at such a young age.
And yet she continues to look older and older...
ReplyDeleteCourtney Stodden is totally this generation's Marilyn Munroe or Pam Anderson.
ReplyDeleteCompletely underrated.
I am more interested in her boobs, as very gross it may sound. Some say they are fake, some say they are real. Sometimes she posts topless pics (covered) and they are much smaller than you would expect. I say real (or RILL, as she says). Girlfriend just has a good pushup bra.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I am oddly fascinated with this girl, like some are with Honey Boo Boo. Trainwrecks on their way to crazytown.
The sad thing is too is if she would stop getting makeup and fashion advice from street hookers, she might actually look appealing. At it stands she is 18 going on 50 who is trying desperately to look 30.
ReplyDeleteYounger appeals to the perv crowd,yeah that does include her groom.
ReplyDeletei knew she looked different .. but not younger. i knew she had some work done, but no one ever said anything about it.
ReplyDeleteshe knows her only fan base is pedophiles after she turned 18 she has to find ways to pander to her fan base she is a monster to women and young girls who foster this kind of behavior in men
ReplyDeleteUnderrated? What is it she does actually, other than make weird faces at her nasty pedo hubby?
ReplyDeleteShe already looks so awful for her age. Is she going for a medal of trainwreckery?
ReplyDeleteThere was a brief moment this fall when she wore her hair in a middle part and without all the tease and spray, and it's like she transformed -- no one recognized her, she really did look beautiful. And then overnight she went back to Real Housewives territory.
ReplyDelete@Nemesis: being a lizzard.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen her licking her lips in interviews and talking to her hubby? It is SCARY.
If she wants to look younger, all she needs to do is stop caking on all that makeup. It ages her horribly. She could be pretty if she wanted to.
ReplyDelete@Shit you can't buy
ReplyDeleteYes. It frightens me.
She might try washing off the tons of makeup, lose the five inch lucite heels, the absurd push up bras, the pouty duck face, and dress like an eighteen year old. If we saw her in jeans and a crisp white t-shirt with washed hair and no makeup we wouldn't recognize her. Mr Perv would actually look like her grandfather.
ReplyDeleteNememsis - she's the Marilyn Monroe of making the duckface.
ReplyDelete(Honestly that "underrated" comment has to be trolling, right? LOL)
It was a joke! Courtney said an interview once that she wanted to embody the glamour of old Hollywood - like Marilyn or Pam Anderson. Hysterical!
Deletehyped up on adderall and coke causes all that twitching and spasmimg she proudly displays
ReplyDeleteWell it worked, she looks much better and less "hard" ever since her "makeover" which they claimed had 0% to do with surgery. Liars!
ReplyDeleteNo way she is still in her teens.
ReplyDeletei also thought her breasts were fake but it's only her push-up bra(there is a pic on her blog when you can see it) and i guess the problem is her make-up(she only changed her make-up)
ReplyDeleteHa my boss also disappeared for similar reasons
ReplyDelete@Dewey
ReplyDeleteI hope so. I was wondering how that person could possibly be serious.
This is such a shame. I've seen a couple of pictures of her before she was "discovered" and she is such a natural, stunning beauty. The same with Heidi Montag. She was really something.
ReplyDeleteHer twitter is so amazing though
ReplyDelete@CourtneyStodden 2013 belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams #NewYear
@CourtneyStodden Write it in your heart that everyday is the best day of the year. pic.twitter.com/zIzkcdlk
@CourtneyStodden The prettiest makeup a girl can wear is a smile
and that is only in the last 24 hours
@Amy, The key word there is "unrecognizable". She would have looked like any other "off the bus" actress who hit town. Caked and Baked, she is recognized especially if she is dragging her Pedobear along.
ReplyDeleteCourtney! She is my fav!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Stodden's camp learn anything from Heidi Montag's desperate, I mean, drastic plastic overhaul? What little notoriety Heidi got from that fiasco wasn't enough because her 15 minutes of fame ended right after that. Hey, maybe Stodden's procedures will turn out worthwhile after all.
ReplyDeleteI want her to look younger! hahaha Cuz she damn sure doesn't look 18! hahaha And when did she disappear? I missed that 20 minutes. I must have been in the bath or something.
ReplyDeleteOhh....I missed that interview. But then again I don't try and keep up with whatever insane rantings she spews out of those lizard lips of hers.
ReplyDeleteI won't talk smack about her after what Himmmm revealed about her.
ReplyDeleteif you don't know what monarch programming/mk ultra is... look it up. she is a product of this.
ReplyDeleteThis never ends well.
ReplyDeletelittle girl has issues. sad.
ReplyDelete@CatLady, I think Brittney, Lilo, and others are, too. While I sometimes snark on them, I largely feel so sorry for them and want to set them free and show them what real love, self care, and true happiness is. I used to want to be an actress in my youth but am so grateful I avoided that trap.
ReplyDeleteTruly everyone on the interwebs railed about how there was no way she could be her supposed age so rather than stop having mama do her hooker make-up, dress age appropriate, fix her teeth, remove the 3 push up bras, and make her hair more au courant she got plastic surgery. Yup, everyone in her camp including her are geniuses!
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