October 29, 2012
This A list all movie actress all the time took matters into her own hands so to speak when this A list all movie actor with A++ name recognition showed up at the same party. She felt bad about the way he has been treated lately so she sat down next to him and while whispering in his ear, gave him a few squeezes in his nether regions to let him know that she was available whenever he wanted and that she would make him forget all about _________. She has been a totally different person over the past year. She was also feeling really good at this party.
A list all movie actress: Cameron Diaz
A list actor: Robert Pattinson
Forget about: Kristin Stewart
Oh oh Cameron, getting more desperate everytime we hear from her.
ReplyDeleteAwww,Pity Pussy...like Tylenol for a migraine.
DeleteOh lord. I wonder how he responded...
ReplyDeleteThis was the popular guess. But did he go for it?
ReplyDeleteJust as everyone guessed. It was when she wore that hideous yellow dress wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteSooooo did he take her up on the offer?
ReplyDeleteReading what a dog he is in the early blind reveal I'm guessing he liked it. A lot.
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ReplyDeleteCameron is having a huge mid life crisis and I'm pretty sure r patz took advantage of that.
ReplyDeleteLove it. Go Cam.
ReplyDeleteWasn't he just B+ in the blind that was revealed earlier today from the same time period?
ReplyDeleteMucho list jumping.
DeleteNow THAT's a good reveal! But did they seal the deal?
ReplyDeleteI thought this had already been revealed, or was it just that People or Us had a story about this happening?
ReplyDeleteCameron and Robert both skeeve me out,
Thanks for all the reveals, and thanks to all the commentators for keeping entertained today!
Oh, my Cammie. Why do you stoop so low? Please start loving yourself, and stop it with these douches. It's beyond whack now, girl.
ReplyDeleteTotal cougar! Get it, girlfriend!!!
ReplyDeleteSo being in a franchise that does not rely on talent or star power makes anyone a-list now a days? I don't think Rob will be in any movie that earns over 100m again or win any acting awards
ReplyDeleteWell considering what a horndog he seems to be (according to earlier reveals), I'm sure he jumped right on this! Cameron's WAY better than LiLo!
ReplyDeleteCameron is an idiot. Watch her in any interview.
ReplyDeleteGood catch, Cathy!
ReplyDeletewell she admits to flying for cock, so a little squeeze under the table is a step up for her
ReplyDeletehaha timebob . I have to mention before your term ends that I chuckled out loud when you changed your name . Don't comment much here but I sure have enjoyed the last couple of days . I will totally vote for you when you make your run for CDAN president :-)
DeleteCam has a mental age of 15.
ReplyDeleteI don't really get why she's "been a totally different person over the past year" though. She has always seemed immature and usually drunk/drugged/both to me. My only guess is that her behavior is getting even worse?
I think 2013 might finally be the year she goes to rehab.
ReplyDeleteKnew it! Poor Cam. Rob's career will flourish critically from now on. He has tons of really promising films lined up for 2013. He'll separate himself from the PR nightmares soon enough.
ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz turned 40 which is hard for sex symbols. Glad to hear that she is doing volunteer work as a sex worker!
ReplyDeleteMr. Mayor, I was thinking the same thing, I remember her saying that. While I find him gross, I say if she wanted some, good for her.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember that stupid interview where she said women wanted to be objectified? Diaz is about as smart as a box of rocks. Sofia Coppola was sure right about her.
ReplyDeleteKim K,Rihannas,Demi acting as a MILF,Danica Patrick,etc.
DeleteDiaz has a point.
I hate listenimg to her in interviews, her voice just grates on me, maybe its because she is always laughing when she talks. AND GROSS if she knew all the others that had been there before her and she still chose to go there!
ReplyDelete@madcat I totally agree!
ReplyDeleteShe has seemed more odd than normal the last year. Aging is difficult though...ugh.
This past year she went from (seemingly) fun loving to desparate. The implants were the icing on the cake. She looked great before!
ReplyDeleteI love that she knows what she wants and goes for it! You go girl!
ReplyDeleteWhen this blind originally came out it stated also that Rob "would have none of that". Sounded like Rob didn't want anything to do with her. Good for him, if it's true. I wonder if he's really the "slut" everyone says he is...he doesn't seem like he'd even know where to start with a woman or please her.
ReplyDeletethe ONLY movie i ever liked her in is Any Given Sunday. i refuse to watch anything else with her in it.
ReplyDeleteblech!
I really want to like her, but I just can't. I also can't put my finger on why I don't like her, I just don't. She's younger than me, great body, beautiful, but I think it's her personality/persona that just grates on my nerves.
ReplyDeletenot many men would refuse Cameron Diaz. Still gorgeous.
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ReplyDeleteI don't get his appeal. Not at all. He is unwashed, not in a good way; and not at all attractive.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was smarter than this-that she would age graciously and embrace herself for her talents rather than her vanity...then again, i thought the same of Madonna :/
ReplyDeleteWhy does everyone want his smelly ass?
ReplyDeleteOh gawd. Like she's doing him a favor or something. :p
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