November 21, 2012
This stage mom thinks a baby will make for great ratings and a bunch of money so she has her daughter's ovulation cycle in an app and calls her and texts when its go time. Not sure, but she would probably even go and watch if she thought she could get away with it.
Kim Kardashian/Kris Jenner
When will it end?
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ReplyDeleteShe could probably get an endorsement deal from the app though. *vomit*
Color me shocked!
ReplyDeleteand VOILA, KK is preggers, but it has to be a test tube baby cus I know Queenye ain't having sex with KK
ReplyDeletePaid off apparently.
ReplyDeleteYUCK. This whole family is taking famewhoring and disgusting to a new level. I really feel bad for Bruce, unless he's OK with all of it. Then, not. Duh. That was obvious, huh? :)
ReplyDeleteKris the Madam and she stable of Ho's
ReplyDeleteThis was the big shocker Enty mentioned on twitter? For that family this is nothing. Booo Enty booo
ReplyDeleteOf course! I'm just glad it wasn't her teenagers, although I suppose their time will come too.
ReplyDeleteBringing out the shocked face again.
ReplyDeleteThese people are disgusting. Cockroaches, indeed. I feel for the child (if there is one).
Speaking of which, if they pull the miscarriage card, I for one will be royally p*d. (Like what I think matters to them, haha.) I have several friends who have been through the pain of a miscarriage and to use something like that as a publicity stunt is vile.
This implies that the baby was conceived naturally. I don't buy it.
ReplyDelete*karen* you need to know when you're ovulating in order to harvest eggs for IVF.
DeleteMost people have miscarriages. Check the stats. Would be great ratings I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww! Does kris j have self awareness at all? Can she not see her family is weird and screwed up? Does she really think she and her family are normal? When will it be enough money? She needs a wakeup call. And btw, do you ever hear of her or her daughters giving anything to charity???? Ever????? Ugh
ReplyDeleteI know everyone is trying to avoid all of the press on this matter but does anyone know if Kimye are saying they were "completely shocked" about the pregnancy?
ReplyDeleteThis may get repetitive today, but email me if you want a ratings chart!
ReplyDeleteJSierraCDAN@yahoo.com
Yay Sierra! You did it. I'll be emailing for that matrix. You rock girl!
DeleteAnd this is gross. It also furthers my suspicions that this baby is a test tube baby and Kanye didn't actually impregnate her.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to call for a boycott on this family and all the channels and products they represent. They are now ruining other peoples' lives for their fame.
ReplyDeletegod i hate this family. PLEASE make them stop spawning!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have been a silent lurker as of late but I have to put it out there that I really really hate the Kardashians. Really. The more I learn the more I hope they go away and become a vaguely bad memory like my last stomach flu! So glad there is a day two of reveals though!
ReplyDeletewell said Glitter.
ReplyDeleteIt IS vile if they play the miscarriage card. I lost my daughter 25 years ago, one week before Christmas and there isn't a single one that passes I don't think about her. Can we bring back stoning just for these bitches?
ReplyDeleteSorry for your loss angel.
DeleteSolitary Angel, so sorry.
DeleteI'm taking a vow to NOT comment on a Kardashian post again. Except for this post. After this, I'm boycotting. (In my best Jerry McGuire impression) Who's with me?!?!
ReplyDeleteTake me with you.
DeleteWas there any doubt the baby was anything more than a gimmick for this bunch. Beat wishes for this poor baby. It'll need them!
ReplyDeleteWhy is ANYONE surprised at this? I still have not watched that show and refuse to. We don't have to give these idiots our money now, do we?
ReplyDeletebut Kim K was yet pregnant since 2 months!????
ReplyDeleteI agree, she is not really pregnant, and will "misscarry" in another month, hoping to get sympathy and more covers of In Touch. The whole family should be sterilized
ReplyDeleteI never have watched them, to me they are trash. The only truth is that MONEY IS THEIR GOD.
ReplyDeleteJust like "The Truman Show"! But way less thought-provoking, terrible acting and a much bigger God complex.
ReplyDelete@Glitter, someone did. I signed it last year. It listed every brand that they represent and/or have a stake in. It's gone now though!
ReplyDeleteIs there anyone here willing to admit they watch/ed these famewhores? I never have and I'm kinda curious what the draw (if any!) is?
ReplyDeleteCoupla years ago i watched a coupla episodes just to see. They are shallow, not intelligent and upset about utter nonsense- think cher in clueless-show iis a bore. They are really Shld take their money and go to college. If you have any intelligence, u will be unable to sustain an interest in this show.
Delete@SillyGirl:
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boycott every post on Kardashian family (even about Khloe or Bruce)
So, Enty makes up all of his blinds, huh? ;)
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe two things a) they have sex and b) someone as vain as kim would actually go thru w childbirth.
ReplyDeleteHas to be a setup for a miscarriage storyline or she's pulling a beyonce and kanye's game because "he's so straight yo"
Too good not to repeat, on the original thread ... Vicki Cupper said...
ReplyDeleteKris would force her to name it KRISsandra Kash Kardashian (West).
She can watch it. It's all on tape.
ReplyDeleteShe will exploit a baby? *smh*
ReplyDeleteDamn Kris!
I have the same app- its kind of cool but this is awful. I'm sad that Ent teased this reveal to be a big one.
ReplyDeleteI just think enty was excited to reveal he knew all about what they were doing before they actually revealed she was expecting.
DeleteHow does enty know all this, paparazzi friends?
ReplyDeleteWould she not have already been pregnant when this blind was written? unless he is not really pregnant yet and this all another publicity drive
ReplyDeleteOnyx I agree, because lets be real. There is no way Kimmie is going to possibly ruin her bodacious body with a baby.
ReplyDeleteShe's already started the Tracy Anderson excessive workouts trying to avoid the inevitable.
DeleteI don't care how old the child is. A mother has special pull with a child's affections, and this is over the top manipulative behaviour.
ReplyDeleteShe is still a parent and this is reprehensible behaviour. Conceiving a child for anything other than love is an absolute perversion to me. (I don't use the word lightly, I know what it means....)
Wasn't she already about 2 months pregnant when enty posted this though?
ReplyDeleteShe's not 12 weeks yet. They fudged on the timeline, but yes this blind is after the fact.
Delete@jsierra, lol I can't even imagine, what's going to happen to her "size 2" body?!
ReplyDeleteI am so tired of the Karharassians. I don't know what's worse, their manipulation of the media or those who encourage it by watching their shows, buying their products etc...
ReplyDeletethey are the train wreck that seems to never end...With this "supposed" baby they are going to annoy us for quite some time. And we thought the wedding was big, fake commercial deal, I bet this will be far worse...
hmmm next up Kris auction off the virginity of the teenagers.... gross, but so possible!
ReplyDeletePleasecan we at least have 1 week free of the kar-krashions?
I can't imagine this vacuous self-centered twat actually giving birth. She couldn't handle raising a kitten, much less a baby. I'm on the 'miscarriage' bangwagon.
ReplyDeleteMontanaMarriott - you made me snort my coffee with Queenye!
Agree with Jazzy, I don't believe Kim is 12 weeks yet. I bet the only reason they made an "announcement" already has to do with Jessica Simpson confirming her pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteShe could also be fudging how far along she is so she can get away with having a scheduled c-section at 34 or 36 weeks (which many celebs do, so they can have a tummy tuck at the same time AND avoid carrying the full 40+ weeks). That's how so many celebs get back in such great shape quickly after giving birth - early c-sections and a tummy tuck.
I'll never understand that type of vanity.
Maybe motherhood will change her........
ReplyDeleteBless your optimistic li'l heart!! lol
DeleteAll right, I hear too many people laughing!
ReplyDelete@Jazzy
ReplyDeleteOMG. You just can't do Pilates-type exercises when you are carrying a child. This is the totally wrong trainer. I stopped doing anything that involved doing abdominal presses when I was carrying mine. I was too afraid I would miscarry. That's Goop's trainer, I think.
next she'll be taking out ad space in Kim's uterus. Actually, I should shut up, I'm probably giving her ideas.
ReplyDeleteWhy am I giggling that Kardashian Curse is trending at number 6 on Yahoo right now.
ReplyDeleteP.S I did a clicky link! I did a clicky link!!
ReplyDeleteSunny girl I love your enthusiasm. Maybe one day I'll learn the clicky link too.
DeleteI pity poor baby Kimye.
ReplyDeleteSunny I found an article linked to your link that suggests Kris Humphries is the father, ratings gold!
ReplyDeleteI am curious to how much of this is total publicity and if there is even the slightest truth to any of it.
*high five* Sunny! :)
ReplyDeleteF'ing sick! I love how Michael K refers to Kim as Pimp Mama Kris's Prize Pig. Kris seems to look at children as $$$$ signs and child support payments, and a Kanye baby as a viable career for Kim. She knows Kim's a dimwit and her star is falling, that's why she pushed for a baby so hard. This family. My God.
ReplyDeleteI am truly surprised that any of you are surprised. I bet if you all had thought about it you would have known it was a planned PR move. I personally think it was planned before the wedding. She just had to find a different sperm donor.
ReplyDeleteAll manipulation of the media. Kanye needed the proof he was straight and PimpMama wanted to keep her prize pig popular. Count me as another who believes there may be a miscarriage.
ReplyDeleteAnd Angel sincere sadness over your loss. I cannot imagine how difficult the holiday is for you. *hugs*
Kim was on one of those shows like Entertainment Tonight babbling excitedly about the pregnancy. They are going to milk every second of this. And the interviewer crowed, "I was the first person to get an interview!", like it was some great accomplishment. Newsflash, honey -- you won't be winning any awards for THIS story.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting!
ReplyDeleteGross..
ReplyDeleteYou know we're going to find out they used Kris's turkey baster. She will manage this baby just like she manages everything in their lives...Kim is her little favorite.
ReplyDeleteA gal I work with watches the Kardashians - along with a lot of other reality crap (Teen Moms, Bachelor(ette), etc). She's 30 yo. She thought the Kim/Kris wedding and divorce was real. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThis is the same mother who critiqued her daughter's sex tape and told her to re-shoot it because it was too boring!
ReplyDeleteI am not surprized in the least. Kim is truly a fool for allowing this to happen. Do you know how she can get some public sympathy.... throwing her mother under the bus!
If she exposed her mother for being the "Joe Jackson" type of parent and giving up the goods on Mommy Dearest, the public may feel a smidge of sympathy/empathy for this brainless twit!
I'm no fan of Joe Jackson but my God Pimp Mama Kris makes him look almost respectable.
DeleteSolitary Angel, I'm so very sorry for your loss. My only child died less than 24 hours after he was born, so I know the pain you've gone through. Hugs and love to you.
ReplyDelete@Reeses and @Solitary Angel
ReplyDeleteSo very sorry, there are no words. I cannot imagine.
*yawn*
ReplyDeleteI actually feel sorry for Kayne...who, love him or hate him, is a musical genius.
Why would she need to go watch? She can just wait for the DVD like everyone else.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone really think she is pregnant? I would be shocked if she didn't strings this along for a while and then say she miscarried for sympathy and attention. Or, if she went to Beyonce's baby dealer instead.
ReplyDeleteHugs to Solitary Angel and Reeses. No one can ever make your loss easier but at least you know your little ones are with you every day, and will continue to spend every day with their Mother. I don't know you very well, but from what I can tell on here, anyone would be proud to call you two their Mom.
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ReplyDeleteWhat a gross pig. Both of them.
ReplyDeleteCornbread - I've never heard that celebrities have c-sections at 34 or 36 weeks to make it easier to get their figures back. Holy crap, that's disgusting!
ReplyDeleteFriends of mine have a little girl who arrived early. She stayed in hospital for weeks and my friends were very nervous about it. She's fine now, but they would have cut off their right arms for their daughter to make it to full term. How horrible that someone would choose that, just to look hot.
Just a thought...I never watch the show and I blame people who do for the Kardashian's success, but what if one of the younger sisters was pregnant and they are going to keep her hidden and pass off the baby as Kim's?
ReplyDelete@Cornbread and @Zeeky
ReplyDeleteI totally believe this, and it explains how 'delivery was nothing' and the 4 week miracle model moms.
I can't believe there are obstetricians who would encourage this. Yes, I do.
@solitary angel and @ reesespeeces - my heart is breaking for you both. I am so desperately sorry for your losses.
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