Pauly D used to be my favorite from Jersey Shore. Now I guess I don't have one. Does the phone count? I could be friends with the phone. How can you like someone who knowingly hooked up with Lindsay Lohan. Do you go in for a kiss with her wondering if you are going to wake up with cold sores all over your mouth? Do you wonder while you are having sex with her if people will find out and you will be humiliated for all time. Did you think you would be sold out by Snooki because that is who shared the story that when the cast was in LA promoting the first season, the two hooked up. Lindsay is always on the lookout for someone who is up and coming and gets invited to things she can't and who gets swag she can steal. I wonder if Google can make a game like the Kevin Bacon game, but six degrees of everyone Lindsay Lohan has hooked up with.
I'm sure Lindsay was DTF, but now I can never again see Pauly as being fresh to death
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ReplyDeleteGuy lived with Snooki and the Situation, he's already got every STD known to man just from breathing their air. I don't see what this could hurt.
ReplyDeleteI feel like we've heard about this before. Lindsay will leech on to anyone who will get her even the smallest amount of publicity, fact.
ReplyDeleteSomeone explain the phone reference to me? Please?
ReplyDelete@Em, Jersey Shore had this epic Duck shaped phone. It quacked whenever someone was phoning in.
DeleteHa, cute! Thank you @Lotta!
DeleteOf course he would. Did anyone thing the Jersey Shore guy was too good for it? Hahaha
ReplyDelete"Swimming with disease" is the phrase that comes to mind about these to.
ReplyDeleteAnother Oompa Loompa?!
ReplyDeleteIf I were a guy who banged Lindsay, I would deny deny deny to my last breath!!
I really, really don't want to think that I'm six degrees from having sex with LiLo. Eww.
ReplyDeleteI can't turn on every guy who ever got manipulated by a maneater. You know it wouldn't have happened if Lindsay didn't target him.
ReplyDeleteOr Pauly D.
ReplyDeleteWhats the surprise here!
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay The house phone on Jersey Shore was a duck phone. It quacked instead of ringing.
ReplyDeleteThe chart would be smaller if it was six degrees of no Lindsay...
ReplyDeleteI take back wanting a Lohan-free February. Just the title had me laughing out loud. Oh, that Lindsay!
ReplyDeletePlease let's have a Lindsay-free February.
ReplyDeleteNice T-shirt choice Skanky D.
ReplyDeleteThe Jersey Shore house has a phone that looks like a duck. Odd, but interesting.
ReplyDeleteI keep confusing him with Pauly Shore, who I realize, is much older. He has the same skanky look.
ReplyDeleteI think this was a BI from a while ago. Reality startrying to hook up with his crush? I think most were guessing JLH and the Stitch.
ReplyDeleteIf Google did six degrees of sex with LL their website would probably crash within a few hours :P
ReplyDeleteYUK
ReplyDelete*VOMIT* Awww Pauly D why??? *said in heavy Italian accent*
ReplyDeleteHe used to me my favorite too, what a sad, sad day.
I wonder how many people Lilo has let penetrate her? Not slut shaming, I have had my fair share of penile wrestling matches. I am honestly just curious.
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ReplyDeleteSeeing the girls he hooked with on the show, he must be immune our something...we knew he had no standards, but this is a new low
ReplyDeleteI'm fairly certain that this was going around a few years ago for a quick minute, but nobody cared.
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder which one of them qualifies as Patient Zero.
ReplyDeleteThe shame factor is hard to call though - is he more embarrassed because she is a thieving, jobless fetid swamp of bacterial goo or is she more embarrassed because he's a jobless douchetastic tangerine with all the charm of a backed up sewer?
I think the website who's dated who has a six degrees of separation thing
ReplyDeleteLindsay truly is a groupie who wants to say she's done EVERYONE. And he fell for it..Does that surprise anyone?
ReplyDeleteI just threw up in my mouth a little.
ReplyDeleteDid this happen around the same time that new strain of Norovirus came out? I can only imagine what kind of disease their combined DNA could form.
ReplyDeleteLol! VIPBlonde's comment ftw.
ReplyDeletePauly D used to be my favourite, too. Now, just, ew.....
Yuck! I shouldn't be surprised or dissapointed but I am! The few episodes I watched of the Jersey Shore he always seemed the more level headed one, guess not.
ReplyDeleteI have never watched the show but wasn't that a few years ago? When LILO was a little less repulsive?
ReplyDeleteAnd no clue why my phone decided to shout LiLo.
Jules, your phone was shouting a warning.
DeleteHey, we've all done things we've regretted later (sexual or otherwise), so presuming this was a one-off several years ago, when she wasn't quite as far down the spiral as she is now, I'm not going to rag on him too badly. (Besides, if you really wanted to imagine a Patient Zero scenario, the ultimate would no doubt be LiLo & Pete Doherty, but I'd rather not think about that too much...)
ReplyDeleteThanks @Jason and @Puggle, too :)
ReplyDeletefuckin lindsay is now like a hollywood right of passage
ReplyDelete@ yodelay Same thing I was thinking. It is seriously time to check yourself when Enty prints that the DTF guys from Jersey Shore (a show rumored to require boatloads of Valtrex)should be ashamed of sleeping with you!
ReplyDelete@Nutty_Flavor - if things don't go her way in court next week we might just get that Lindsay free February.
ReplyDeleteThey could have a contest to determine which is one is grosser.
ReplyDeleteActually isn't Pauly D still pulling in millions for his DJ'ing? He is the only one that actually has a job. And I can pretty much guarantee that he makes a lot more $$$ than LiLo.
ReplyDeleteI feel unclean.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the hotel staff were ever able to get the orange out of the sheets?
ReplyDeleteHe looks like an albino ape with a spray tan
ReplyDeleteLohan + Jersey Shore = CDC Level 5 STDs. Seriously, the dishes in biosuits should have confiscated whatever they did the deed on because that is going to be Ground Zero for some new, horrifying super STD.
ReplyDeleteArg! Dudes in biosuits!
ReplyDeleteLez be honest ....
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