Kate Major gave birth yesterday which means that Michael Lohan now has the opportunity to f**k up another life. You would be hard pressed to find a worse combination than Dina and Michael Lohan, but Kate Major and Michael Lohan is going to rival that. I'm sure Michael will sell whatever photos he can to whoever will buy them and if he is only offered $2000 than in his mind it is $2000 more than he had the day before. If he tells Kate they only got $500, then so much the better. I feel so sorry for Landon Major Lohan. The kid is going to be beyond messed up.
I was trying to figure out what he has around his torso. It looks as if it has a speedometer and an odometer on it. Or like a championship wrestling belt?
ReplyDeleteI really, really wish I didn't have to live through another Lohan child catastrophe.
ReplyDeleteHe is so fucking hot, I would bang him in a second.
ReplyDeleteHahahhahhahhahahgahhahgagaggaghggggaaaggggg!
That's it. I'm jumping.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Close your mouths.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Tuxedo - wth is he wearing? (Please oh please let it be a time machine that only works backward!)
ReplyDeleteI'm normally sympathetic about photos where the person is caught with their mouth open and looks kinda stupid, but no, these two get no passes.
oh my, wish they would consider having a nice couple adopt this poor child.
ReplyDeleteThere are certain situations where mandatory sterilization should be required. This is one of those times.
ReplyDeleteWait...so his kid is really a Major Lohan?
ReplyDeleteThat's a rough way to start life.
Right @Jason? Oh man, now I have to be the most lying, criminally inclined crazy Lohan to live up to my name.
DeleteWait? Didn't he kick her in the vagina a while ago? Ever since then I've come to adore the term " cunt punt "
ReplyDeletePoor kid. Maybe Kate has some normal, healthy family members that can have a good influence on the kid? Let's hope so...
ReplyDeletePoor soul. Poor Soul
ReplyDeleteYes, that's a "championship" wrestling belt.
ReplyDeleteKid will be changing his name the fist chance he's legally able to.
ReplyDelete!!lmao!! That picture is freakin' priceless! The open mouths, that thingie-speeedometer/odometer/wrestling belt/time machine (thanks to all previous comments!), the alkie complexions...freakin' priceless, I say!!
ReplyDeletePoor, poor kid.
Hard to believe she's only 28. She looks a lot older than that.
ReplyDeleteLong time lurker coming out of hiding to say WOW. You thought it was bad being a Lohan, try being a MAJOR Lohan! Wtf is wrong with these people?!
ReplyDeleteShe's 28?!
ReplyDeleteI was just going to say that.
DeleteAdd me to the "she's 28?" list
DeleteWhy does he continue wearing those spandex shirts???
ReplyDeleteThat is going to be a unfortunate looking kid.
ReplyDeleteOh FFS.....
ReplyDeleteIs she really ONLY 28?
@Maja-love your profile pic! :)
@camembert
ReplyDeleteI was afraid of that....
Mouthbreathers.
ReplyDeleteEthorne for a split second I thought you were serious. BTW has anyone seen my mind today because I appear to be losing it.
I imagine Landon Lohan (that name) will probably look and act pretty similar to that other excellent celebrity offspring Redmond ONeal, his parents both being addicts, (Farrah Fawcett and
ReplyDeleteRyan Oneal) Who knows though? The kid could turn out alright. Not holding my breath, but maybe?
I was thinking to myself, who would have a child with Michael Lohan? Than I remembered she used to date Jon Gosslin From Jon & Kate plus 8.
ReplyDeleteThat officially puts her in the fame whore category!
@Maya: full body shudder!
ReplyDeleteGood Luck with that....
ReplyDeleteToo bad they don't ship that kid off to that woman who had his loathechild. That kid turned out awesome, even with that Lohan DuhNA.
ReplyDeleteGross. GAG!
ReplyDeleteThis man never shuts his big mouth
6 children with 3 different women......
ReplyDeleteHow in the world did he manage that???
Why are fucktards always so fertile?
ReplyDeleteAmen to that! Seems like the more stable you are and the more you really want a baby, the harder it becomes to get pregnant. This is exactly why I hate that "children are gifts from God" crap--what supposedly "loving" God gives children to people that He knows are gonna destroy/abuse/neglect them, yet wont give a child to someone who would genuinely love them and be a fantastic parent? Its not fair! :-(
DeleteHis idiotic "look at buff me!" outfit reminds me of Justin Bieber's dad (?name?) - who also loves to get photographed without a shirt, posing it up. Another narcissistic father, another messed-up kid. Great.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Looooooong time reader, de-lurking to become a new poster. Hi everyone :)
Poor kid!
ReplyDeleteFuck, he is revolting. Another poor child he won't pay child support to and will be fucked up beyond belief. His only chance is adoption - preferably as a result of a car crash that kills both his parents.
ReplyDeleteNormally I don't wish those sorts of things on people, but I really feel no guilt about wishing it on them so I'm going to go with it. Get that child away from them!
OMG @ethorne I almost exploded at your comment.
ReplyDeleteMouth breathers!
ReplyDeleteWe need a photo montage of the whole Blohan family with their mouths open. If anyone is up to it, please have at it!
The neighbors better have CPS on speed dial. This kid is fucked.
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ReplyDelete'Ello Kaduffi!
ReplyDeleteMango I would take that challenge if I wasn't pretty busy this weekend. Remind me on Monday and I'll do it!
This girl got pregnant while she had a restraining order in place against him. Real class. And I agree with the poster who said that trash basically has no problems procreating. Walk into a fertility clinic. Normal, educated, common sense people who deserve to be parents! I hope this fame whore raises her child far, far away from the Lohans. But I don't think that will happen.
ReplyDeletewell the name landon has been ruined for me
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