Tammy Knickerbocker's daughter Lindsey was arrested last month in Orange County. Unfortunately there were no cameras rolling for what would have been spectacular television. Would have been perfect for an episode of COPS. Lindsey was wasted and was driving and hit a bunch of parked cars. So, after hitting them she ran to a friend's house. The police found her at the friend's house so Lindsey decided to punch one of the police officers. Yeah, never a good idea. By the time they got around to testing her blood alcohol level, it was still a .32. Can you imagine what it was before she went out driving? She is lucky she didn't kill anyone. Lindsey, who is 23 was charged with DUI, hit and run, and battery on a police officer.
Andddddd of course, she will get nothing...
ReplyDeleteIs she wearing a fanny pack? Talk about bad judgment.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!!!!!!!
DeleteHahahaha!!!!!!!
DeleteIs she wearing a fanny pack with that dress?!?! Dress is awful but fanny pack?!?!
ReplyDeleteJinx!
ReplyDelete@Reeses- Ha
DeleteAh, the Knickerbocker girls. They always brought a little Honey Boo Boo to the OC
ReplyDeleteShe punched a cop! That bitch crazy!
ReplyDelete*snort* My sister bit one, and she was perfectly sober.
Delete@gayeld no offense but that shit is crazy!
DeleteI have bit a cop too! It was my brother and he did threaten to arrest me, but it would have never held up. He was on a power trip and trying to handcuff me as practice for take down techniques. I still shudder from that part of my childhood.
DeleteI didn't say she was sane, just sober. *g* I had a social worker at my house do a double take when they saw her picture and say "I met her, she's totally nuts." You have no idea. Try sharing a bedroom with her sometime.
Deleteshe must be a veteran drunk. most people wouldn't even be conscious with a BA that high.
ReplyDeleteI had to enlarge the pic on my phone and yup, fanny pack. What is up with that?
ReplyDeleteTrain Wreck!
ReplyDeleteThe all-new Flask-Pak!
ReplyDeleteI forgot this was about a housewife and started reading it as Lohan halfway through. I got all excited thinking this was going to put her away for a while.
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ReplyDeleteShut. Up. Knickerbocker? I would have soo much fun naming my kids Harry, Ima, Richard. I sincerely hope I never marry anyone with a silly last name, if only for my future kids sake.
ReplyDeleteBut definitely not surprised, she was always pretty trashy on the show. I remember being 16 and looking at her thinking there is no way that we are the same age, she looked like a 30 year old woman.
I have molested a cop before. It was on Bourbon Street and he gave me permission to grab his butt. Well he said I could spank it and I went in for a grab. Those grenades sure do make a girl frisky.
I can't say it enough, if you want your child to end up like a richer version of Lindsay Lohan, shower them with money they havent earned, and give them no consequences. That's where we get this delicate flower.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a fanny pack, that's a Grey Goose pump.
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ReplyDeleteI don't even recall Tammy Knickerbocker. The OC was always my least favorite of the HW franchise.
ReplyDeleteMango she was on the second and possibly third season of OC way back when. Crazy Lynne replaced her. I miss crazy Lynne and her complete lack of knowledge that AC even existed.
ReplyDeleteThis girl was a trashy mess from the beginning. I don't think it helped her at all, the fact that her daddy rebuilt his fortune and his mail-order bride got it all when he died & told his kids to kick rocks. I'd rather be a never-had than a has-been.
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