Friday, February 01, 2013
Blind Item #1
This former almost A list celebrity who is in a family of celebrities is probably a B- right now. Maybe a C+. His name recognition is the only thing keeping him from being a C+. He always moves way to fast and way too intensely with women. Wants to marry them and have babies the same night he meets them. He usually only dates C or D list celebrities. This time though he might get his wish. He met a woman at a club and she usually charges by the hour. She recognized our celebrity and has been on his arm every second for the past two days. Now he says they are getting married.
One of the Jackson clan?
ReplyDeleteRob K?
ReplyDeleteRob?
ReplyDeleteEvan Ross? I think he was with Blohan and some other celebutards. Not sure if he was ever A.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Tito Jackson. Just because I like to say his name. Tito. Tito.
ReplyDeleteTito. Tito. Hey, that *is* fun.
DeleteIt's even more fun if you stretch it out: Teee-to. Ti-tooooo. Or Tit-o.
DeleteGreat now I have Brian from the family guy stuck in my head saying "mo-hiiiiiiiiii-to"
DeleteThanks!
I'm coming up with nada from the DM. Enty, you're a tricky one.
ReplyDeleteGreg Kinnear. easy.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Carter...
ReplyDeleteLong shot (?) to keep the guesses coming.. Charlie Sheen.
ReplyDeleteOh my god!! Boy, get a GRIP!!!
ReplyDeleteBenji Madden. The dating profile fits, he's in the DM with his new GF, but I'm not sure how close he made it to A list in his heyday.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if "celeb family" could be stretched to mean his brother, but Benji Madden is in the DM with a new girl on his arm.
ReplyDelete(I didn't realize he had so many tattoos!!)
Awww snap, Eloise and prolixe! I saw him there but didn't even think about his brother! Good work, folks.
DeleteI was thinking a Baldwin are there any single ones right now?
ReplyDeleteDavid Arquette?
ReplyDeleteBrody Jenner?
ReplyDelete@Figgy I thought David Arquette too!
ReplyDeleteArquette is a good guess - he is super needy.
ReplyDelete100% thought arquette the whole time
ReplyDeleteThis screams David Arquette to me. Glad I'm not the only one!
ReplyDeleteI don't know about Arquette. The way it's worded makes me think he was never married. Also, didn't he date a waitress? That's not even a C or D list celebrity.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Arquette, mentions only dates C or D list. So this really doesn't fit. But whatever, I like David, he's a nice guy!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking its a Jackson as well.
Brody Jenner?
ReplyDeleteRob Kardashian
ReplyDeleteArquette is a good guess. he looked a total hot mess the other day.
ReplyDeleteI def like Chode-y Jenner for this. Avril? C or D (can't remember her rating) Lauren Conrad or Kristen Cavalerri? D as well... I kind of saw him as a player who didn't want to settle but age and matching tattoos with Avril will do that to ya.
ReplyDeleteI keep thinking it's Rob K..
ReplyDeleteThere's no way Rob Kardashian is a formerly A-list celebrity, is there?
ReplyDeleteI thought Kardashians are banned this month, so it can't be Rob.
ReplyDeleteI vote Brody.
I was thinking Baldwin brothers too but don't know who's single, maybe the young one?
ReplyDeleteI feel like this is Rob K, with the C and D "girlfriends" being Adrienne Bailon and Rita Ora
ReplyDeleteOMG .....I kinda know about this. It's Luke Wilson. He falls in love with strippers monthly.
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