Thursday, February 07, 2013

Kristin Cavallari - Engagement By Text And E-mail

Jay Cutler does not really care about anything. I think that is pretty obvious when you watch him play quarterback for the Bears. Too harsh? Let me know when he wins a Super Bowl. Anyway, considering how low maintenance Jay is, I'm actually shocked he is engaged to Kristin Cavallari. Pretty much the opposite of Jay. He does what he wants. When he wants. How he wants. When the couple got back together after Jay had stopped seeing other people which was happening a lot the first time they were together, Jay texted Kristin and said they should get engaged again. Kristin said ok so Jay sent the ring from when they had been engaged before to Kristin in the mail. Nice.


26 comments:

  1. She is just as dumb as him.

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    1. @fsp - while watching a Bears game w/ my husband I turned to him and said something along the lines of Jay looking like he could care less about playing. The way he acts on the field is hilarious - like he really doesn't give a shit. My husband showed me this site and it's so perfect. I don't think Jay Cutler gives a shit that there's a site dedicated to him not giving a shit. Some ouroboros shit right there.

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  3. I so love that website. Smoking jay rules.

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  4. Despite having 0 talents or real personality, KC is a pretty girl. Surely she could've landed a businessman or doctor or something.

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  5. I hate Jay Cutler, and I say that as someone who grew up in Chicago. Can't hate on Kristin. She's the original Laguna Bitch. I hope she makes him suffer everyday :)

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  6. A 21st century romantic....lucky girl.

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  7. I know they are both busy people, but really.

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  8. Will they conduct the wedding via Twitter? Consummate the marriage over Skype?

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  9. Come on guys, we all know she is only in it for the money.

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  10. He looks like one of the Baldwin brothers.

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  11. Judging by your Flacco comment earlier Ent I think you might be better off not pretending like you know football ;)

    Isn't Kristen kind of known for being an airhead?

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  12. ..And the FSP avie for the win <3 <3
    (I mentioned that in the 9 yr old thread, just had to say it again)

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  13. That guy can read?

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  14. He might not be the best quarterback, but it's not like they have better options.

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  15. anyone have any recent good bitchy stories about kristin?

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  16. @FSP - that site is hilarious!

    If a guy proposed to me via text message, I would insult with return LOL-speak. And maybe a cheezeburger kitty flipping him the bird.

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  17. Susan - Jay is old school. He is going to use Netmeeting.

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  18. The best thing about him is that website! He sucks and he's a big baby.

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  19. God, I'm in Chicago and I hate him. At least Lovey is gone.

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  20. Quarterback or not, I've always thought Jay Cutler looked a little like Harland Williams. That is not a compliment.

    @Amber - I agree, I thinks she's probably an awful person IRL, but I've always thought she was gorgeous.

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  21. They sound like a great match to me.

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  22. This guy really reached several rungs above his station looks wise. I hope he has enough money stashed to keep her.

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