Charlie Sheen is showing his soft spot for Lindsay Lohan again. I'm pretty sure it is just a matter of time before he shows her another spot of him too. Lindsay is going to be on Anger Management. She is playing a patient/girlfriend to Charlie's character. Well, the good news is that she is actually playing herself. The bad news is that other than that she will have to act. The better news is that not that many people actually watch the show which is what Lindsay is used to when she gets an acting gig.
Wow, he really loves his trainwreck coke head hookers! Remember when we all used to say, man if Lindsay and Charlie ever hooked up... wow. It looks like that's happening. I'm not sure why she hasn't moved in to his house and helping him smoke all his crack, while helping herself to his watches. You would have thought she'd already be there.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how much he extends a hand to her. @Anna's right, I thought our heads would explode if they ever started associating with each other about a year or two ago.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of Anger Management becoming a sort of home for wayward actors, like the Land of Misfit Toys. It's going to be on the air for years, so it might as well serve some purpose.
ReplyDelete"while helping herself to his watches."
ReplyDeleteLMAO
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ReplyDeleteThe show should be called "Two Clients, One Sober Coach." But in the first episode they murder the coach and get matching crack pipe tattoos.
ReplyDelete...birds of a feather
ReplyDeleteOh dear god, please don't let these two replicate!!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see the pic of Charlie Sheen on y/day's DListed? Omg, I had horrific nightmares this morning after seeing that.
Karrots is right, she'll most likely OD and we can all breath a sigh of relief for the end of the longest nosedive tailspin in history. How many years has this been going on for? Since she was fifteen or something? She is going to be put on a pedestal when she's gone, like poor thing, look at her talent, the world beat up on her, she never had a chance, she was so talented (ha! maybe not that one), she was so pretty, she is so tragic, wahhh. cue the surging violins and haunting piano.. you were like a drunk cokehead in the wind, never knowing who to steal from when the IRS came in, and I wouldn't have liked to know you cuz you were just a klepto crackhead!!!! your braincells burned out looong before, and the coverage I hope will end.... then the camera pans to a dropped pall mall burning on a piece of cracked pavement while it starts to rain, a drop of water extinguishing the cigarette, next to a broken off ankle bracelet, with fake tanner smeared on it. she isn't a waste of anything, she's just a spoiled drug addict prostitute,trading on her trainwreckism/salacious bad press to garner international johns.
ReplyDelete@Anna AWESOME!!
Delete@Anna - EXACTLY right!!! Poifect!
DeleteYou three will "breathe a sigh of relief" at her death why? Because she has negatively affected you personally in what way?
DeleteBrilliant lyrics Anna! :)
Delete@Anna Nonymous. *standing ovation*
ReplyDeleteIf these two were to hook up personally the gossip world would have a gigantic orgasm of excitement. Personally, I think Charlie could do better, which is just a horrible thought.
ReplyDelete@Meanie - I saw that picture too - didn't see the caption at first and thought it was the first real picture of Satan.
There are so many obvious things to say about this pairing that it feels redundant before even starting.
ReplyDeleteSomeone like Charlie hooking her up with a gig on his show is probably about the extent of her opportunities now.
I've always wondered why she doesn't get pregnant. I mean, I get that she's so fucked out of her mind on whatever that she couldn't deal with 9 months of pregnancy, and I know she's way too selfish to even try to be sober for 9 months, let alone be a mother.
ReplyDeleteI don't WANT her to get pregnant, but we all see the crazy publicity a pregnancy can generate. Just always been curious why she doesn't try that out as a publicity scam.
I do remember her coming out of pharmacies years ago with pregnancy tests strategically placed right up against the side of the bag so the cameras could catch it.
Anyway, just some rambling thoughts from my exhausted brain as I await my husband's flu to get the best of me.
LOL @ Anna
ReplyDeleteYou said it better than I have heard before!
Damnit. Normally I'm a sucker for Lohan appearances, but I draw the line at Sheen's show. He certainly is an interesting balance of co-dependent and dependent, isn't he?
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ReplyDeleteToo bad there is a (rather excellent) show already called Shameless. That title would be perfect for anything featuring Lindsay and Charlie.
ReplyDeletedamn she really is for sale. and a crackhead is buying. This has to be rock bottom
ReplyDelete@Karrots Don't lump Amy Winehouse - who was truly talented - with Lohan and Anna Nicole Smith. NOT the same thing.
ReplyDeleteI give Charlie credit for wanting to help her out. Not that its going to help, but its nice of him.
Perhaps she has an IUD/implant or gets Depo-Provera shots, or possibly she's infertile due to STDs she may well have picked up--either way, I'm thankful that she doesn't have any kids, as no child deserves to be part of a third generation of Lohan dysfunction. I do wish she could get her act together, but I don't see it happening any time soon, alas. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteHe's just hoping to be able to screw her, cause he knows she's an easy target.
ReplyDelete@Anna: I see a bright future for you as a segment producer, maybe the memorial segment at the Oscars? That was awesome!
ReplyDeleteGossipwise Lindsay Lohan is the gift that keeps on giving. But I'm ready for a Lohan-free March. I don't hate LL like I despise the Kardashian Hookers, but Lindsay's nonsense is getting old & sad.
ReplyDeleteBravo, Anna,may I join you in a chorus of "your firecrotch burned out long before your crack pipe lighter ever did"?
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