Thursday, February 28, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Is An Idiot

Yesterday I wrote a post about how Lindsay Lohan was going to skate free again and that her only likely punishment would be 60 days in rehab and some AA meetings. Probably a little community service. Well, the prosecutors lowered the time Lindsay would have to stay in rehab to 30 days and Lindsay said no. She wants no rehab time at all because she does not think she has an addiction issue. Uh huh. So sayeth the woman who was a sloppy mess in NYC this weekend and staggering around at a club. I hope Lindsay turns everything down and the case goes to trial and is televised and Lindsay loses and the judge throws the book at her and she gets jail, not just rehab. Give her a year in jail or something like that. 30 days in rehab is too long? I bet she thinks some other woman will come steal her guys if she is away that long.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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65 comments:

  1. greenmountaingal6:02 AM

    Yes she is an idiot, but how many times can I ask for a Blohan free March? Pretty please?

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  2. ethorne6:04 AM

    So she just keeps saying no & they just keep lowering the punishment?

    Cactus pic next time please, lol

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  3. crila166:04 AM

    You said what I was just about to say Greenmountain.

    Please Enty...can we have a Blohan free month?

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  4. MISCH6:05 AM

    She's a stupid hooker...

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  5. mikey6:06 AM

    The entire world would like a Blohan free year.

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  6. VIPblonde6:06 AM

    Yes, she needs to be out so she can be free to make more movie magic: Liz & Dick Highlights

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  7. libby6:06 AM

    She likes to KICK....and stretch....
    and KICK


    Sally O'Malley pic today! I love it!

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  8. libby6:07 AM

    She's 50!

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  9. greenmountaingal6:08 AM

    Sorry to bring down everyone's day, but starting tomorrow Kartrashian free February will be over. It was so wonderful not hearing anything about those stupid tricks for a whole month.

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    1. auntliddy6:31 AM

      Hey, no reason that cant be extended- or permanent. All them can be summed up thus: kim stepped out in bizarre unflattering outfit, showcasing her gigantic ass. Kourtney did something motherly. Khloe trying to have baby. Rob a bloated do-nothing. Kris and bruce- fill in the blanks. Put on continuous loop. Done with them.

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    2. Anonymous6:42 AM

      Auntliddy, I agree although the peplum snake print pants K wore last week were one of the funniest things I've seen. I would go for a K free site year round only if he could post the REALLY unflattering outfits with a black bar over her face. Kind of like Glamour Magazines "Don'ts" page.

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    3. greenmountaingal6:49 AM

      That's a great idea! Those pants were...words can't even describe.

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    4. prolixe7:25 AM

      @gmg, did you see the French mag cover picture on DListed? o_O

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    5. greenmountaingal10:42 AM

      Yes! And I have no comment.

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  10. FSP6:08 AM

    Free LiLo!

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  11. Lucas6:11 AM

    @Libby - Ha! I think we should apply internet logic to Lohan - don't feed the trolls. As long as we keep talking about her she is getting what she wants. Blohan-free March (or forever) sounds divine.

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    1. Unknown6:55 AM

      I want a Lohan hooker free month - can we take a poll? I think everyone wants this.

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  12. LottaColada6:12 AM

    If only February could last 30-31 days *sigh* Even though it was too short, I enjoyed it while it lasted.

    Lindsay, please spray tan your legs evenly for the next court date!

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  13. libby6:12 AM

    Enty should realize that post titles like "Lindsay Lohan is an Idiot" make his site very unfriendly to searching.

    'Oh, wait, was it this idiot time, or that one? Oh, maybe that one. Hold up...there's ten more!'

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    1. LottaColada6:17 AM

      @Libby, lol you're right. He should go with Lindsay is a jackass, Lindsay is an imbecile, or Lindsay is a buffoon for his next post.

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  14. violet6:13 AM

    Greenmointaingal- that makes me sad :(. I gave REALLY enjoyed their absence in Feb

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  15. Patty6:14 AM

    Yup, people stopped writing and talking about Parasite Hilton and she faded away. Next has-been please!

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  16. libby6:19 AM

    Lotta--Or maybe like on television:

    'LL-Idiot'
    'LL-Idiot:NYC'
    'LL-Idiot:DEA'
    'LL-Idiot:SVU'
    'LL-Idiot:Dubai'

    etc etc etc.

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  17. Bluevelvet6:23 AM

    Lindsay won't go to jail or rehab because it is everyone elses fault.

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  18. Tyler6:26 AM

    Lindsay is genuinely unscripted reality TV without having to watch for an hour or miss a worthwhile show or listen to sponsor commercials. The sheer nerve that underscores her antics and life never fails to astonish me. She's a fascinating train wreck to monitor imo. Pass the popcorn.

    The K Klan and the rest of them not so much.

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  19. Anonymous6:30 AM

    One of the main reasons I read these gossip columns is to see what kind of stupidity various celebrities are up to. For that reason, I'd prefer never having "free" months from anyone. If you don't want to read about certain celebs, then skip the post about them, and stop whining about how you want a month free from them.

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    1. auntliddy6:33 AM

      Oh syko. Dont rob us of our joy.

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    2. Anonymous7:35 AM

      I agree with syko!! Glad someone said it :)
      I love reading about most people, who I don't want to know about I SKIP!

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  20. MISCH6:34 AM

    How long till she's 27 ?

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    1. misspeg868:45 AM

      @Misch - she'll be 27 in early July

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  21. Anonymous6:37 AM

    Loved K free feb and I'm in for Lohan free March. I feel that Paris-like obscurity is soooo close for her. If she would go away for 6 months it would be the nail in the coffin for her.

    Did anyone else notice Enty outed the easy blind from this week, we all guessed Lilo but he pretty much confirmed it. She's a fucking waste.

    I also love that he only uses the worst pics of her although there must be a library of them!

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  22. VIPblonde6:38 AM

    @MISCH I don't know, I bet she has the constitution of Ozzy Osbourne and Charlie Sheen. Years from now we'll be amazed that she's been able to stay alive with the sheer volume of alcohol and drugs she's consumed

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  23. libby6:40 AM

    katydid--I like to think all the 'best' Lilo pics have their own shortcut on Enty's desktop.

    Travolta too....So many precious pics that should never be forgotten.

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    1. Anonymous6:44 AM

      Ha like the one of him eating the snickers in the hot tub!

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    2. Frufra7:07 PM

      @ libby, katydid - yes! This is my very favorite Lilo pic, and the hot tub snack attack is my favorite Travolta. God bless Enty, who brings me so much happiness with his classic photo collection.

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  24. Glitter6:44 AM

    I love reading about Lilo's antics, though I don't love her. I go for the Real Housewives free March, or all tween free March, or LeeAnn bikini free March. All this while we keep Kraptrashian free month, though I have seen some spectacularly bad Dim Kraptrashian pics lately.

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  25. SusanB6:47 AM

    Totally agree with Syko. I don't read the Bieber stuff since I can't stand him. If you don't want to read about Lilo or Kimye, just move on to the next post.

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  26. Anonymous6:50 AM

    You say she's an idiot, but when she says "no, I don't think I would like to do that, thank you" the judge says "ok, well how about this lesser sentence, would you like that?" " no, I dont think I'd like that either. How about roughly an hour in jail then I'm all set?" and the judge says "ok!" stupid like a fox. As you guys always say, trick can hustle.

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  27. SueRH7:02 AM

    Bieber-free March!!

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  28. CantHaveMyPurse7:02 AM

    Considering Courtney Love, Keith Richards and Ozzy Osbourne are still kicking after doing drugs for 30 years, I fear we will never be rid of this trick.

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  29. timebob 7:10 AM

    I think she feels like last time if she holds out long enough the prosection will buckle. Even the last time she did in patient rehab it was a joke, she climbed over fences to party and get drunk, hurt a worker and basically said fuck all y'all to the court system.

    Whatever she does it will be another light slap on the wrist.

    Though I pray she does go to trial and March 18 can't get here fast enough.

    Lindsay Lohan free March vetoed by Mayor Timebob!

    I love that crazy Lohan!

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  30. SusanB7:14 AM

    Thank you Mayor Timebob - I love these posts!

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  31. Beta7:30 AM

    @Syko cosign. I wasnt to read what this dumbass is up to (I wouldnt admit it in public though lol)

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  32. Jessi7:33 AM

    I'm stuck between loathing her and feeling extremely sorry for her. I'm leaning more towards loathing because I am SICK AND TIRED of so many in this world not taking responsibility and being held accountable for their actions. Unfortunately she continues to get away with it so why should she straighten up?

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  33. Shocky7:43 AM

    Just scroll pasts posts on people you don't want to read about. No free from months!

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  34. Gayeld7:57 AM

    @Libby. I like that.

    The Lindsey Lohan Idiot Files: Dubai XXIII.

    Lohan Free 2013. Unless one of them dies or does some real jail time, I just don't care anymore.

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  35. delete account8:04 AM

    What woman in her right mind wants any guy thats had his hot dog slathered up with her 110 proof cream? Oh wait this is Hollywood--there are no right minds...

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  36. Anonymous8:08 AM

    No, she's just not ready for sobriety yet. she's been to rehab, she knows what it's about and wants no part of it. throw her in jail. she's not even willing to go to 30 days, so give her the actual time.

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  37. Anonymous8:09 AM

    she just sticks to what she wants and is very clear about it. Nawww, I don't think I'd like 60 days, nooooo I don't think I'd like 30 days. At least she's straight forward about it, it seems to work for her.

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  38. Hanwi8:15 AM

    I wouldn't want a Hohan-free month, ever. She's way too entertaining in her insanity. As for Pimp Mama's clan, everything those twits do is completely calculated and not least bit interesting or otherwise entertaining.

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  39. g.strathmore8:30 AM

    Are all the judges in California, celebrity worshipers? What's going on?

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  40. Mango8:33 AM

    @ Libby - I know you don't like the post title for search reasons but Enty didn't even need the little paragraph underneath; the title alone was just fine: Lindsay Lohan Is An Idiot.

    Although I would LOVE to see the photograph taken 5 seconds after the one above.

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  41. hunter8:42 AM

    NOOOOOOO!!!! I LOVE LINDSAY STORIES!!!

    It IS like reality TV and totally awesome to observe, makes me feel so good about my life choices. MORE LOHAN PLEASE, she just keeps serving it up.

    Pass the popcorn indeed. :)

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  42. Mango8:43 AM

    @VIP Blond - I just watched "Liz & Dick The Moments" and Lilo's performance was just as flat, and her voice just as raspy as I remembered. A truly one dimensional performance.

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  43. Unknown8:51 AM

    She won't do rehab because she can't go 30-60 days without drugs or booze.

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  44. __-__=__9:16 AM

    Agree with Syko and others. Just skip the posts if you don't like them. And -- Where's Ali?

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  45. stigs849:18 AM

    I don't want a Lohan free anything, I admit I am completely fascinated by the antics of her & her mother. I just find it all so fascinating and entertaining, I can't get enough!

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  46. Turkish Taffy9:27 AM

    I can't get enough of Lohan. She's the grift that keeps on grifting.

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  47. Jason Blue Eyes2:32 PM

    Lindsay free ANY month would never work. She fucks up almost daily and then almost every comment here would be "Enty, will you please write about Lindsay...?"

    I second Timebob's veto.

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  48. lilo7236:36 PM

    Pitiful. I am waiting for them to announce in the news that she has had an overdose. She needs some serious help. I hope she gets it.

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  49. Frufra7:08 PM

    I second whoever said Bieber free March upthread.

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  50. jel7:51 PM

    Remember the Ashlee Simpson song Boyfriend supposedly written about Wilmer to Lindsey? It was a catchy song, and I heard it again today and it made me laugh about the crazy she was up to even back then.

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  51. Redd8:15 PM

    off topic but, I have to say this because I don't remember anyone commenting on it, but how is that Seth McFarlane had to take crap for mentioning Chris Brown's antics, and then here comes smug face John Travolta out center stage? Puhleez, get back in the damn closet, Revlota. I guess it's ok to assault non-celebs, it's far more acceptable.

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  52. Redd8:17 PM

    on topic- LiLo can't go to jail or rehab because her mom will still her boyfriends.

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