Thursday, March 21, 2013

Blind Item #1

This A list celebrity/mogul has his people offering up multiple reasons why he split with his most recent girlfriend. All of them blame her. That is the unifying concept. She got caught after they agreed they would keep those things quiet. He is ticked because it was perfect for him and he wants to have her feel some of his pain, but not pain in a broken hearted kind of way.


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  1. This isn't even a blind - Ryan, of course

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    1. 100%. This is most definitely "The Hardest Working Man In Showbiz." I still like him, whatever.

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  2. And what kind of pain would that be? Hough didn't get caught publicly did she?

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  3. I think she was at a guys house when her jewelry was stolen? But what is his pain?

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  4. Did she get caught stealing her own jewels?

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    1. I bet she had somebody sell it.

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  5. That last sentence is a little worrying. Is someone going to beat her up?

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  6. Maybe Ryan has monetary pain because of a bad investment? (Cough cough Julianne)

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  7. OT - but can someone explain the "Where's Shelly?" reference?

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    1. Shelly Miscaviage is the husband of David Miscaviage the head of Scientilogy. She is missing, presumed dead or locked away being punished on a base somewhere as a prisoner.

      These claims are not melodramatic - these things have been widely reported by other members and ex members of Scientology. It's a dangerous cult.

      Anyways - the where's Shelly is about reminding everyone what Scientilogy really is.

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    2. @Karrots. Shelley hasn't been seen publicly seen 2007. Odd enough because she's the wife of the head of the Church of $cientology, a man who likes to hold big, splashy opens for buildings that are going to stand empy, but she didn't even appear for her father's funeral.

      She's either in the Hole or buried behind it.

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  8. I got the impression that Ryan and Julianne agreed that she could have real boyfriends on the side, but that this should be kept quiet. A little bit like Kelly Preston and John Travolta. Wasn't Julianne recently papped with someone?

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  9. Karrots-Shelly refers to Shelly Miscaivage, the wife of the head of the church of scientology who no one has seen in years.

    I thought Ryan immediately when reading this.

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  10. Karrots - Shelly - David Miscavige's wife, has been missing for a while, and most people believe she's in "the hole."

    As to this blind, Ryan, ahem - see - even adults can act like juveniles.

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  11. Thank you Surfer and Nutty, makes total sense now :)

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  12. Blind Gossip has a different story: that everything was fine between Ryan and Julianne and they were going to make the bearding thing more permanent until Ryan had a fight with her brother (whom he was supposedly banging).

    I wonder if there is any truth to either story.

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  13. Thanks Karen! So juicy!

    I like your version better. I always thought JH was bland potatoes. I seriously could not point her out to you in a line up. Bland! Also in that category January Jones and Sienna Miller. Lots of pretty blondes all looking the same.

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  14. Definitely Seacrest but I also read that on BlindGossip that he actually had an unexpected fall out w/ her brother Derek after he somehow "betrayed" Seacrest (no details but suggested it was an informational thing not a cheating thing).

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  15. That all sounds a little too dark for it to be Ryan though.

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  16. I will be very suprised if julianne gets cast in any big budget movie in the future

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  17. Seacrest and the Houghs

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  18. I saw Julianne on a couple of talk shows and she was very likeable.

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  19. I guess Julianne will be back to Dancing With the Stars soon, Ryan looks like a vindictive little shrimp to me so I can totally see this being him.

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  20. Anonymous8:19 AM

    Def Ryan. I think the "pain" will be her career ending. Expect her next role to be in a lifetime movie.

    I agree she got caught at the boyfriends house with the jewels. The brother thing could have some truth but I think Ryan is more asexual.

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  21. She's fun, rich, adorable and 25 years-old. She'll be fine.

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  22. they will both be fine, but I could see Ryan wanting some kind of retribution for her "betrayal".

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  23. maybe the "pain" was the jewelry ($$$) being stolen and maybe Ryan had "someone" steel it from her?

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  24. I think the pain is the same Michelle Shocked is feeling now..The pain of no $ and a dead career. THAT'S what I think it is.

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  25. yes, it's more of a career/popularity pain. he is pretty influential, and she is still trying to climb the ladder. he could have made her "happen" but now that the situation is sour, she will not see fame anymore.

    imho.

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  26. Re the Seacrest gay rumors - whenever that week was that they announced this season's Am Idol top 10 - I watched the body language between finalist Burnell & Ryan. Burnell wanted NOTHING to do with Ryan, who kept trying to touch him and engage him in "You did it!" conversation. It was so weird it made me think it could only be two things: either Burnell thinks Ryan is a scumbag (unwanted advances from what could be deemed a superior) or gross (this contestant didn't like Ryan because of something about him). It sure seemed like the former, but who knows.

    Anyone else see that & know what I'm talking about? It was the oddest thing I've seen on reality tv in awhile.

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  27. Yes @rex and this season Ryan says a lot of suspect things.....and he flirts with the guys a lot.mitsnkinda creepy. He should just come out. No one would care....he could be the male version of Ellen lol!!

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  28. What if Ryan was angry that she had been caught with some other guy, so he stole the jewelry back from her? She loses out on the monetary part of the relationship because now he has to go spend money on someone new....? Would make sense, since he could have had keys to her car and there was no evidence of a break-in.

    I like to play detective from time to time.

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  29. @Seachica: The day Ryan comes out, he absolutely, unequivocally, MUST use this as the headline.

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  30. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Ryan Seacrest.

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