This B list celebrity has had some issues with sex in the past. To make sure there are no complications, when a woman agrees to go to bed with him he conjures up an agreement that she signs and also is videotaped agreeing to have sex with the celebrity.
That is the weirdest foreplay I have ever heard of. Well almost.
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ReplyDeleteLmfao. Science!
DeleteDavid Copperfield? Conjures ....
ReplyDeleteMore like David Coppafeel....
DeleteLol, Aunt Jess. Zing! I think that's a good guess with the clue of "conjure." I was initially thinking like Kobe, LeBron, etc, because of it saying celebrity, but this makes more sense.
DeleteIsn't that just 'romantical'?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know people think that he's gay ... but there was an issue in the past and the word "conjures" really is an out of the ordinary word to use.
ReplyDeleteOooh, G, fabulous guess!
ReplyDeleteI think you got it G!
ReplyDeleteI've heard of all of these accusations except for the CLo Green one, what's the story there?
ReplyDeleteYes, this is the magician who was in trouble with some women. Was that Copperfield?
ReplyDeleteKobe Bryant? So woman can't accuse him of rape anymore?
ReplyDeleteI think CeeLo was accused of dropping a roofie in a woman's drink. I don't think he raped her, though. I could be wrong.
ReplyDeleteLooked it up. She claims he gave her ecstasy, and later woke up naked next to him. I guess there are lots of holes in the story though.
ReplyDelete@Puggle, thanks for update. Was that recent?
Delete@Lotta, I think it was this past summer.
DeleteRob Lowe!
ReplyDeleteI think G got it. Copperfield.
ReplyDeleteJust say NO..
ReplyDeleteMike Tyson - the woman who said he raped her, didn't he say the sex was consensual? Either way, yuk.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking this is an athlete.
ReplyDeleteI like the Copperfield guess, he's the only one out of all the others guessed that I can see doing this.
ReplyDeleteCopperfield is a great guess! There were issues before about women saying he held them against their will or something like that. Maybe that's why he video taped them agreeing to sleep with him!!
ReplyDeleteMost likely Cooperfield. But what about Shaquille O'Neal? Conjures = Orlando Magic? Lady problems?
ReplyDeleteWaking up next to a naked Cee Lo Green is a nightmare!
ReplyDeleteThat was on an episode of Law and Order SVU.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Rob Lowe until I saw G's guess - David Copperfield is a great guess, with "conjures" in the blind!
ReplyDeleteIt's not that unusual. My friend had to sign a confidentiality agreement before he slept with Jake Gyllenhaal.
ReplyDeleteAfter that, why wld she want to sleep with him? I dont get the attraction.
ReplyDeleteCountervail, maybe it's not unusual to sign an agreement prior to sex, but it is odd to be videotaped doing that...
ReplyDeleteI think @Countervail is pulling our leg.
ReplyDeleteSupposedly Chuck Berry insisted of a photo of the lady on his lap naked before he'd take her to bed. Again, as a lawsuit prophylactic.
David Duchovny?
ReplyDeleteSueRH took the words out of my mouth. I would NOT be happy waking up next to CeeLo. *shudders*
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking you guys got it with Copperfield. He's not going to lose an island to any woman!
SusanB: Yes. Tyson claims that the chick was pissed that he finished and told her to get out. Says if he walked her down stairs and to the door, he wouldn't have gone to jail.
ReplyDeleteDanny Bonaduce has a routine for these situations. He walks the chick to the lobby, looks at his wrist, then asks the person at the hotel desk what time it is, then kisses the broad goodbye at the door. That way the person at the desk remembers him, the time and that the broad is leaving happy.
Why tyson sounds like a prince.
DeleteCopperfield sounds good to me. He looks the part.
ReplyDeleteSherry and SueRH, I would need major psychotherapy, if I woke up next to a naked CeeLo and his baby hands.
ReplyDeleteI am surprised CeeLo doesn't wear a helmet. W/ them lil T-Rex arms and big gut, he prolly bangs his head on urinals all the time while hunching over to reach his junk.
ReplyDelete@Count- hahahaha there is something very odd about his body
DeleteLike the Copperfield guess too!
ReplyDeleteOh and I would freak out if I woke up fully clothed next to CeeLo. He just creeps me out.
@Count Jerkula - I now have to wipe off my computer screen because that was too funny! I actually had the picture in my head.
Hmmm..it makes sense to me. Covering his ass. Sad, but logical
ReplyDeleteI cant see any woman completely clear headed ever wanting to be with Ceelo Copperfield on the other hand used to look halfway decent.
ReplyDeleteWow...David Copperfield. G got it!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking David Copperfield but I know Gene Simmons from KISS does this as well. Gross but considering David Copperfield has been accused of date raping a woman in the past (not sure if he was officially charged or tried for it), I could totally see him doing this. Plus there's a scene in "The Amazing Burt Wonderstone" (in which David has a cameo) where Steve Carrell's character does the same thing.
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