Blind Item #2
This C list celebrity is still trying to make a deal for naming rights to her baby. Still no takers. They think she will just call the baby another name in public and will be denied having it repeated enough. Also, they are worried that her fame will be fleeting and that they will not get enough value.
There's still a chance, Amber!!
ReplyDeleteHolly Madison!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Holly Madison article said something about how they haven't named the baby yet. Hmmmmmm...
ReplyDeleteOmg Holly give it a rest
ReplyDeleteNot Holly, you can't reveal before you blind, right?
ReplyDeleteLOL@ Disco! Wasn't the best guess a lipstick or something?
Holly....is she as high as C list?? I thought she already had a naming deal.
ReplyDeleteNot to b. profane over here, but I kind of feel like this is just covering the enties' asses bc everyone who was pregnant at the time of that blind has now popped and there's no one naming their kid l'oreal. It's a shame....
ReplyDeleteVelveeta Madison (name too common, probably)
ReplyDeleteCrisco Madison (best saved for a boy)
General Mills Madison (see above)
Cool Ranch Doritos Madison (better estate name than daughter-name).
I like....
Honey Bunches of Oats Madison.
Heh, Empress, you don't sound wrong!
ReplyDeleteHow about Garnier? :b
Full disclosure: I'm not married, and I don't have kids
ReplyDeleteBut if I ever have a kid, and it's a boy, I'm naming it:
First name: Bob
Middle name: GenghisKhan. One word
I found the original blind with the reveal. It was Holly.
ReplyDeleteBlind Item Reveaked
They're all boy names...
ReplyDeleteWindex Madison
Downy Madison (that one also could be tastelessly misconstrued)
Lysol Madison
20-Mule Team Borax Madison.
Kleenex Madison is too awful, considering Holly's former 'career'.
ReplyDeleteSnuggle Madison, or maybe Febreze--those could be girl's names.
Trojan Madison???
DeleteEasy! Kate Middleton!
ReplyDeleteA co-worker gave her son the best name ever: Maximillian Danger. They call him Max, but when he's older he has the best pickup line ever: "Danger is my middle name. No, seriously, look at my birth certificate!"
ReplyDelete@Lee, we have friends that named their son Freddy Danger, same thought process :). Adorable baby too.
DeleteIn-n-out Madison?
ReplyDeleteHa - wasn't that how he/she was conceived?
DeleteHaha if it ends up being Summer Eve I'm gonna die.
ReplyDeleteThat's not so fresh... ;)
DeleteHer baby daddy's last name is Rotella. If her name was Velveeta Rotella, shed sound like an awesome cheese dip.
ReplyDeletePretty sure it's gonna be Ashley Madison.
ReplyDeleteYeah, me too. I wanted Dolly Madison, honestly.
DeleteWhat I don't get is how naming a child after a product could possibly benefit a company - no ones going to think - oh, gosh, I must go out and buy xx because an "out of sight, out of mind" b list celebrity reminded me of it...I don't see the logic.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are killing me on the names...Too sleepy to contribute here.
ReplyDeleteI am fond of Absolut Vodka Cherry myself.
ReplyDeleteNeighbor named her son Y.
ReplyDeleteJust the letter Y.
These namers ever think of the kid?
DeleteChampagne Bubbles Madison!
ReplyDeleteHahaha, @Tru Leigh. Did you ask her WHY?!
ReplyDeleteEery year is a fresh crop of kids with weird names. I'm all for being unique and interesting, but adding an apostrophe doesn't make Ma'Shell cooler than Michelle. (It does, however, make it easier to remember their names in class.)
Hilly Madison, typo and it stays
ReplyDeleteJust name the it Trojon
ReplyDeleteGypsy wins!!
ReplyDeleteYou guys had me laughing today! It's nice to comment more. I'm usually sneaking a peek at work when I read CDAN and have to be careful. This is not really a site where I should be while at work. LOL.
ReplyDelete@Gypsy, I love it! And it could work too well...
ReplyDeleteMy Ex Husbands Grandmother used to say " If I had twins I would name them something that rhymed if I had to name them Thunder and Lightening" I know, makes no sense but there you have it.
ReplyDelete'This space for rent" Madison.
ReplyDeleteDolly Madison ... Owned by Hostess ... BOOM!!!
ReplyDeleteI couldnt remember her name, but I was thinking that Holly playmate chick as well.
ReplyDeleteWhy else would you jump on Hugh if you are not a famewhore?