Why do I feel like there probably exists a million naked photos of Brooke Mueller plus thousands of hours of sex tapes that Charlie Sheen probably made with her? Apparently though, there are some naked photos not taken by Charlie, but taken by Brooke herself and sent to her ex-boyfriend that are now on the market. Two of them. Surprisingly, the photos are not being shopped by her ex-boyfriend. He would seem the logical person to be selling them, but it is an ex-assistant of Brooke who is selling them. So, I guess Brooke kept them on her phone and then the assistant got Brooke's phone and scrolled through the photos and then sent them to herself because she knew that she could make $250 at some point selling them? The funny thing is the photos that are worth the most are if Brooke was taking drugs. More buyers for those. So, future ex-assistants who scroll through the phones of your boss. Look for drug photos or photos of them making out with someone married. Winning.
To answer your question, Enty, not particularly, no.
ReplyDelete$250 is being too generous
ReplyDeleteI predict Charlie will swoop in and reach a financial settlement to keep them private.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. And zero desire to see naked brooke.
DeleteMmmmmm. Brooke is outside Dan Tana's in that pic. Now I want gnocchi.
ReplyDeleteAmber, gnocchi is Mr.Agent's 2nd favorite. His Mom's lasagne is #1. We're filming her making it for posterity. OT: really enjoyed reading your BF's basketball comment. Nice writing!
DeletePic please.
ReplyDeleteNOPE!
ReplyDeleteI'd be more worried about a picture like the one used here. Looking like Cloris Leachman is not a good look!
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that Brooke is probably shopping them herself anonymously. She probably needs some cash and can beg Charlie to buy them and "save" her. He's been using his money to "save" quite a few people lately and she wants in.
ReplyDeleteEewww!
ReplyDeleteOmfg that pic of her is great!
ReplyDeleteNo
ReplyDelete@Amber I had gnocchi last night with Vodka sauce. It was delish!
ReplyDelete@Agent - thanks you! I will pass along the message :) & @timebob: I will F up some gnocchi. It's sexual.
ReplyDeleteHaha@Reese's!
ReplyDeleteNude photos are sooo 90s!
Although I don't understand why everyone uses their phone for nudie pics. Seriously, people.
I would only purchase naked photos of her if she's wearing that hat and those glasses. Sehexy!
ReplyDelete@ Amber - Believe it or not, Trader Joe's sells a pretty good frozen gnocchi. They have two, I like the one with the gorgonzola. When I'm feeling particularly "fancy", I add some petit frozen peas and some diced Canadian bacon the last few minutes of cooking.
@ Agent - They now have THREE Trader Joes's in Florida!!!