Friday, March 15, 2013

Kristen Stewart Is Dating A Woman

This week, The Enquirer must have really wanted to boost sales. They are throwing some serious dirt. Whether they are right or not, isn't this how you like your gossip? With a little dose of it could be true or it might be true, but whatever it is, it is way better than reading about some bachelor couple from a jillion years ago who had a baby or what CSI-North Dakota star adopted a dog from a local family. The Enquirer says that Kristen Stewart is dating a woman. I would not put it past her to be dating a woman. I know there has been a very high profile woman who has been asking her out. Yes, it is a blind item. Yes, you may go look now and share the news with the world. But since, the world won't care, just share it with others close to you. The woman in question is the assistant of Katy Perry. Well you know she has been hit on by John Mayer whether she is gay or straight. It is not like he is anti-guy. John is a if I can get off I don't care what or who it is. Presumably farm animals are not included in that.

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  1. So Kristen got a new car?

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  2. Hey! Kristen got a new car!!!!! Tacos for everyone!! :)

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  3. Is that the blind where she got a free car?

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  4. My friends an I have been saying this about Tamsten for a WHILE.

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  5. Unfortunately this news will probably make her MORE popular.

    In good news, though, we MAY see some great Westboro-esque protests at all her films now, so--at least her films will now be entertaining is SOME way?

    You know me, always lookin' on the bright side.

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    1. libby, my favorite "Easter Hymn"

      And always look on the bright side of life...
      Always look on the right side of life...
      (Come on guys, cheer up!)
      Always look on the bright side of life...
      Always look on the bright side of life...
      (Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
      Always look on the bright side of life...
      (I mean - what have you got to lose?)
      (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
      What have you lost? Nothing!)
      Always look on the right side of life...

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  6. Wasn't the woman believed to be Jodie Foster?

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  7. Is it our poor Jodie? I don't want it to be her.
    Charlize? I don't think Char has such poor taste to want a BAD actress...Right? RIGHT?

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    1. @dragon- lol I love how you twist everything for the positive :)

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    2. @lotta lol. It's true tho. Noe if I was her I'll now aim higher than a car

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  9. Its someone she worked with right? Hmm Charlize, you could do better.

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  10. Kstew has always pinged my gaydar. I would be shocked if she were straight.

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  11. Scissor Party!!!

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  12. No one will say no to Charlize. I still would Hit even when she was dress as that creature I'n Monster.

    This has to be Jodie foster old ass.

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    1. @dragon-lmfao! I'm straight, I would so with Charlize though, but damn I draw the line at Monster.

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    2. @Ethorne okay maybe I went to far lol

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  13. KStew has always pinged my gaydar too. Never thought she was straight. Never thought she and RPatz were ever in a relationship together.

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  14. I think the blind started off with, "this is NOT Jodie Foster".

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  15. Anonymous6:59 AM

    I when Enty reveals through comments! We've had a few this week!
    I am confused though is there two women persuing her? I thought the one that gave her the car was an actress?

    I hope she comes out as a lesbian so thee Twihards implode. I never bought her and Robert Pattinson as a couple.

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  16. "They are throwing some serious dirt. Whether they are right or not, isn't this how you like your gossip? With a little dose of it could be true or it might be true, but whatever it is, it is way better than reading about some bachelor couple from a jillion years ago who had a baby or what CSI-North Dakota star adopted a dog from a local family."

    Is that a hint-hint-quitcher-bitchin-about-"fake"-BIs?

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  17. And he's referring to the blind where the actress bought her a car, right?

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  18. Shocking ! Not, I've alway's thought she's gay and the Pattinson thing was a bearding PR set-up.

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  19. Found it Blind with the free car

    It says B list academy award winner/nom and co star from a movie they did together years back gave her the car while the blind would have called Stewart A list. I would put Foster and Theron higher than her though.

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  20. I don't care who K-Spew dates, so long as she does it far, far away from me.

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  21. Welp. KStew and Jodie were in Panic Room together.

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  22. She was in Into the Wild w/Marcia Gay Harden who has an Oscar. MGH and her husband are divorcing.

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  23. Agent--
    'Always look on the bright side of death,
    Just before you draw that terminal breath'.


    ACK! "Life of Brian" is my favorite comedy of all time! Thanks for the reference!

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  24. If she is, good for her! Won't have any impact on how much I like her acting, her choices of roles, or what I read of her as a young person trying to make it in LaLaland. If she rolls better with another woman, then more power to her.

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  25. She should just move to The Isle already and let the fun begin! Maybe that'll make her sour puss happy and she'll actually smile some. (Pun intended)

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  26. It would be bigger news if KStew was NOT gay or at least bi. Not for nothin, but I always thought those "cheating pics" were phony/staged. I am torn between hoping it isn't Charlize bc she could do so much better, but the non-hater in me hopes it is her bc she is crazy hot. I may be straight, but she is on the exception/come get it list!

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  27. Not surprised at all. I don't think it was Jodie that is pursuing her...hmm. MGH might be the best guess.

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  28. @Honeykatt - FWIW it says "several years ago" & Snow White and the Huntsman was pretty recent. Plus, Charlize was super pissed about KStew's "affair" w/Rupert.

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  29. I think MGH, venerable and Academy Award winning, is the best TRUE B-list guess, over our fair Jodie.

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  30. Anonymous7:30 AM

    Maybe Kristen and Jena Malone? They worked together in Into the Wild. And Jena has a major role in the new Hunger Games film.

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  31. She's been in two different movies with Catherine keener as well

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  32. The "don't even bother guessing jodie foster" came the next day and was for an a+ actress don't guess jodie foster and that was the one people were guessing Charlize for. It's neither of them.

    No idea on gender preferences of these people but she's also done movies w other oscar noms: Sharon Stone, Viginia Madsen, and Tatum O'neal. Amber pointed out Marcia Gay Harden as wel.

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  33. @CamColty - I considered her, as well. I haven't quite figured out if "Academy Award winner/nominee" means winner OR nominee, or winner AND nominee. There was a reveal over the weekend about a "winner/nominee" and it was someone who had won and been nominated for others. Oh, my point being Keener is just a nominee.

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  34. Agent It, ah nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning, thanks! Now I'll be cracking Monty Python jokes all day.

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  35. @camcolty, missed her and that's a really good guess. Amber I think it's either or. This one tho, hmm he either slipped or got lazy because the second sentence just called her a winner.

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  36. What about Dakota Fanning for the A+? Wasn't she nominated for an Oscar for that movie with Sean Penn? Plus there's been rumors about her infatuation with Kristen for years here and elsewhere.

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  37. Dakota's never been nominated for an Oscar

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  38. I'm in the Jodie Foster train. The "don't bother guessing her" was in relation to a totally different blind. Foster has broken up with her partner, she totally has the money & didn't she stick up for Kristen in the wake of the affair?

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  39. Jailer to prisoner, kindly:

    'Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.'

    'Next!'

    Jailer:
    'Crucifixion?'

    Cheeky guy:
    'Nope Freedom. Yeah, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free, and live on an island somewhere.'

    'Well then jolly good, off you go then.'

    'Naw, I's just pullin' your leg. It's crucifixion really.'

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  40. Charlize said she'd literally die for Kstew she loved her so much. She's A list for sure. Not her. Was Dakota nominated?

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  41. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Kristen was also in Welcome to the Rileys with Oscar winner Melissa Leo.

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  42. Melissa Leo is straight. I was surprised. She wouldn't be the type to lie about it in interviews, imo.

    She was famously stalked by John Heard, after they dated & she had his baby.

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  43. Anonymous8:20 AM

    @ Libby: I heard about the John Heard situation, I'd figure that might have put Melissa off men, it would have done the trick for me!

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  44. I guess she's dating women because gunt pants are pure wood killer for guys.

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    1. Oh god, should I just assume the worst meaning for gunt pants?

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  45. No, the stalking turned her off admitting she's dating. J Heard once found out who she was with, and came to fight her new guy.**
    After that, she will not publicize her dating life at all, and she's lucky the paps don't care about character actresses much.

    **(I read that from her, pre-internet, in an EW interview. I've LOVED her since "Homicide", that's how I remember it.)

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  46. Anonymous8:41 AM

    OK, that makes sense. Thank for the details, Libby!

    And just for you:

    ARM-SNIFFING POWERS ACTIVATE!

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  48. Anonymous9:46 AM

    my lesbo dar pinged for her also. I just thought she was full of herself, mayb its cuz she just hated being around her fake ass boyfriend

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  49. Anonymous9:47 AM

    If she loves carpet than why the hell front like that all these years...

    and for the jodie guesses
    she played her mom GROSSS!!!!!
    jodie, have a seat

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  50. @napassassin: Gunt Pants: Pants that go over a woman's gunt. Some call them high waisted. I call them god awful.

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  51. Katy Perry's assistant seems cool. I like this couple better than Robsten, but when the Twihards who are heavily invested in that relationship find out it was all a sham from the get go, they are going to be ANGRY.

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  52. If the other woman is Jodie, I'm seriously going to have to reevaluate my opinion of her.

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    1. I wrote Jodie Foster off after she defended Mel Gibson and asked him to star in that bomb of hers, "the Beaver.". Lost complete and total respect for her.

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  53. I should've figured she was gay. She definitely has the hot dyke strut going on (see Kate Moenig and Joan Jett).

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  54. Libby: Yes! Love that scene. Life of Brian wasn't my favorite MP movie but it had some bloody awesome scenes to quote from it.

    Okay wait: Charlize and Catherine Keener bat for the girls team? OMG. They have totally been my crushes.

    Never heard the John Heard stalking story. I love you guys!!

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  55. Forgot to add I never bought the Robsten set up and always thought she was gay. I hope she comes out and everyone can see what a sham the PR machine made of her personal life from the fake relationship with Rob to the faux affair with the director.

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  56. I don't think the thing w/ the director was a sham. I think she was doing him to get work.

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  57. KStew and Sharon Stone - were in Cold Creek Manor together.

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  58. Unless being gay makes her a better actress, I could care less.

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  59. I can't see this being Jodie Foster. She's a parent and played KStew's mom when KStew was just a little kid. To ascribe that kind of depravity to someone like Jodie F., who has never shown any kind of sexual deviance in the past (steady relationships with consenting adults) and a pretty clear level of intelligence and humanity just seems a little far to go (for me).

    I would love it if this was Charlize, but giving someone a car seems a little heavy handed for such a cool, easygoing, funny broad.

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  60. @Sherry Can you please tell that to Liberty Ross because poor woman is divorcing her husband for a fake affair? :( Poor Rupert I mean he was just helping Kristen to show the world that she is straight & look what happened to his family life & reputation.

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  61. Layna---Sorry I'm late getting back. I should have added that OF COURSE Melissa Leo could be closeted, of course of course.

    It's just that she doesn't seem the type to care to lie so hard. She only just mentioned something about a guy again in the last year, since her Oscar.

    Hope you see this!

    I hope I didn't come off as 'shutting down' your guess. I didn't mean it that way.

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  62. @Ady: I think there was trouble in their world already. I still think it's a PR stunt but I understand your point.

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  63. Google "Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch" (from 2009) and get ready to laugh.

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  64. @lola, it's not like it could make her a worse actress...

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  65. Speaking of Charlize, I saw Young Adult on DVD recently, and she is scary beautiful. I would even use the word ethereal. Even though she is really beautiful, she gives off an androgynous vibe to me.

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  66. I also like the part about John Mayer fucking girls AND guys..... I'm surprised nobody mentioned it

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  67. It's Melissa Leo - She won the supporting oscar for Fighter, and is in the tv show Treme.

    Jodie's higher than B list and is more parental to Kristen.

    Melissa Leo was in Meet the Rileys with Kristen, where K Stew plays a stripper.

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  68. @Sherry That doesn't make any sense cause everyone & their mom in Hollywood knows that female cheaters are destroyed by the media. Even IF KS was gay she would never agree to do this & Rupert is behind-the-scene guy he doesn't need this kind of publicity as it won't help him.

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