Thursday, March 21, 2013

Miley Cyrus Twerking In A Unicorn Suit

Yeah, I think the headline speaks for itself. Don't do drugs kids.


63 comments:

  1. What? No closeup of the ring to show that all is still well in Miley-land?

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  2. I really just see this as her being 19. Me and my friends would dress is stupid clothes and do similar silly dances. Thankfully social networking and video cellphones didn't exist.

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  3. What the eff did I just watch?? Is this some kind of hillbilly mating ritual designed to lure Liam back?

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  4. Does she not believe in undergarments?

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  5. White girls shouldn't twerk.

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  6. @smash, my friends and I did things like that too, but we would have been embarrassed if anyone we knew saw it going on. Kids these days!

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  7. I don't think we should judge hillbillies by this twit. She's giving them a bad name.

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  8. Is it wrong that I liked her dance moves... I can't dance but she can lol!

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  9. 14:58
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    Time's up, Miley.

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    1. Highest rated SNL episode last season, highest rated episodes of Two & A Half Men since early seasons, 14 million Twitter fans, just covered Cosmo. She's nowhere near the end of her fame. And, Miley will be 21 in a few months, ya'll, not 19. :)

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  10. She's just a kid having fun. She can dance really well!

    In other news, this FL escort tried to bite off a mans penis...

    http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/03/florida_escort_arrested_for_tr.php

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  11. Ah, hell, people!I'm 50 years old and I'd do this to get a laugh out of my best friend. ;) I wouldn't let anyone tape me, though or take pics.

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  12. Ah, hell, people!I'm 50 years old and I'd do this to get a laugh out of my best friend. ;) I wouldn't let anyone tape me, though or take pics.

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  13. More Florida craziness? Why does it always have to be my people acting a fool?

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  14. Yeah, she's like all 19 year-olds. If you need proof, see the entire "Call Me Maybe" and "Harlem Shake" YouTube oeuvre.

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  15. I thought the headline said "Miley Cyrus Tweaking in a Uniform Suit."

    Just a matter of time ;)

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  16. Girlfriend should wear a bra! My 15 year old son dances like this. All in good fun

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  17. I thought she danced really well. And I found it funny..Nothing wrong with acting a fool sometimes. Life is about laughing!

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  18. Shit, Miley can dance.

    I'm 35 and my friends and I get silly on wine, throw on wigs and mini skirts, and dance to Britney Spears' first album. It just doesn't end up on the internet. And I have my 80s dance that I do to "I'm Free" by Kenny Loggins to cheer up a particular friend. If you've never been this silly in your life, then you may have migrated here from the GOOP site.

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  19. I agree that kids are weird. Everything is apparently YouTube, Twitter, or Instagram-worthy. I don't do any of those!

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  20. I thought this was hilarious plus she's got a little rhythm. I could totally see myself doing this pre-kids....or to embarrass my kids.

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  21. Having fun and laughing at herself, I don't see any problem with this. One of her better videos.

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  22. @Zee Noxgoddess, LOL!!! I love how casually you brought that up. Ohhhh, Florida women.

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  23. Rule #1 of Twerking

    WEAR A DAMN BRA!

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  24. Anonymous11:48 AM

    Yes, you need to wear a bra when dancing, moving, walking, anything unless alone with your significant other.

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  25. Anonymous11:48 AM

    No wonder Liam hopped on the first plane to Sydney.

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  26. She dances really well, it was cute.

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  27. Smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, give me some more. Smack that, 'til you get sore. Smack that, oh ooh

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  28. I still dance around the house like a fool and I'm 27. I just make sure I'm home alone because no one needs to see, except my dog. She judges me and looks at me with disgust while licking herself, which should tell you something about my moves.

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  29. She has the ass of a 12 year old asian boy. Crazy that peeps find her attractive or talented but guess that's what 'Merica is all about.

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  30. ahh KPeony! You keep dancing your ass off! When my cats look at me like that, I just tell them "You got thumbs?! NO? and keep on dancing!

    Miley, hon about the bra.. I also had nice perky bewbs at 19. Cut to *mumble mumble* years and 3 kids later.. I still have perky bewbs, I just have to walk around the house with my arms up over my head and in the air now. Bras, it's a good thing.

    I don't know about the rest of my poster friends here, but I am sooooooooooooooooooooo damn glad they didn't have cameras everywhere back in the 80's!

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  31. This makes her more likable to me.

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  32. Dear 1990s, thank you for not having instagram, FB or Twitter. THANK YOU. Signed, Stupid Teenaged Izzie.

    @KP & JoElla, they lick their nethers. My cat can give me all the side eye he wants, but I've caught him making out with my purse so I'm not offended at all. :b

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  33. I wish I've got moves like her. Enty, this is why she is Hannah friggin' Montana.

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  34. i did the same silly stuff when i was 17 in my bedroom

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  35. Anonymous12:39 PM

    this has made MY DAY!!!!!
    its silly, hilarious, cringe worthy..its freaking awesome

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  36. Anonymous12:39 PM

    this girl is slowly moving into my #1 white girl friend in my head. I want to save her, beat up her evil boyfriend, throw away her drugs and sing in a costume with her

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  37. What the holy fucking hell did I just see?
    This is insanely awesome.
    Great for Miley and her lack of self embarrasemente for this video.

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  38. Uhh, who hacked my phone in 1998?

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  39. Hilarious, but I still think she must've lost a bet.

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  40. I think it's great that she chose to wear the unicorn suit vs dressing slutty. Good for her.

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  41. Loved it! That girl's got moves!

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  42. This girl certainly does have the moves. She's a little needy for attention, but you got to give her an A for creativity and keeping herself in the limelight.

    With that being said, I totally want to go clubbing with her.

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  43. Ohhhh, so that's how you do that!

    It's cute. At least she doesn't take herself too seriously. Very funny. I've done dumber shit sober. Just spent three days walking around with the uv protection stickers on my sunglasses.

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  44. Highfreakinlarious! She does entertain!

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  45. Yep, I see a girl who is still a teenager having fun and being goofy. To be honest, I haven't seen Miley do much that is odd for her age. I never understood all the dramatic reactions to her haircut as if she had done the Britney Spears shaved head thing. It is a short haircut, that doesn't mean she was having a breakdown. I think her hair looks cute, actually.

    Also, this kid has talent. Her version of Jolene is incredible.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw

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  46. Now there is a woman who is mature enough to get married if I ever saw one!

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  47. Anonymous5:40 PM

    Get it Miley.......

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  48. Lol. Go Miley! A lot better than I expected.

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  49. I didn't see any twerking here, work on your moves girl! But my friends and I definitely have dance parties like this. I however would not want anyone but my friends to see it. We weren't even on drugs most of the time we were doing this either, and we did a lot of drugs. Yeesh what does that say about us.

    This song is also pretty catchy.

    I am slowly becoming a Miley lover again. She turned me away with the P!NK/Gwen 'do, but she is slowly reeling me back in.

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  50. dragon I feel you creepin, I can see it from my shadow

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  51. She can dance pretty well. No idea about the outfit. I appreciate the lack of undergarments though :)

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  52. Wow. I read all the comments before watching the video. Expected to see huge jugs flopping in slow motion. Why all the hate directed towards her body? She's beautiful, she's young, she takes care of herself, she enjoys being in her own skin. Shouldn't that be celebrated and maybe emulated, instead of trying to tear her down?
    I am rooting for this girl.

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  53. Though having read them again, it cheers me to see that the majority of comments are positive. There will always be naysayers :)

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  54. I think it's cute! She's a good dancer.

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  55. I abso-freaking loved it! Girl got some moves and it looks like she was having fun and that is all that matters. She will be 21 in just a few months and should enjoy life.
    Also I want the unicorn outfit lol.

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  56. Nothing to see here but some good old silly teenage fun.

    I remember shaking it in front of my full-length mirror before I went to a party, to Paul's Boutique, of all things. Thank the Lord no one was there with an iPhone.

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