Wednesday, April 03, 2013
Blind Item #1
This B- list mostly television actor is on one of the biggest pay cable shows. It was not always the case. Back in the day before getting famous he made what he thought was a destroyed tape of himself pleasuring himself. Turns out there were copies made and now are being shopped to a gay porn site.
Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad?
ReplyDeleteStephen Moyer was the first name that popped in my mind.
ReplyDeleteDavid Duchovny
ReplyDeleteThe Hammaconda isn't B-, is he?
ReplyDeleteNow THAT wld be a dream!!!!
DeleteNo I am tending to think it is probably A++. :)
DeletePlease let this be someone from Spartacus.
ReplyDeleteOh, Stew, in my dreams...
ReplyDeletePay Cable = HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, Starz
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ReplyDeleteDamian whatever from Homeland
ReplyDeleteSame here, Izzie. That's why I'm almost hoping his rating has slipped.
ReplyDeletePeter Dinklage
ReplyDeleteIzzie, Stew---OMG BEST SELLER EVER!!!!! Straight women, gay men, the Hammaconda-curious....
ReplyDeleteI wish this was Jon Snow
ReplyDeleteIma guess Sookies brother from True Blood
Ooh FSP! Interesting. Anyway, how much of a big deal can it be - some old video of an actor pleasuring himself (no pun intended).
ReplyDeleteI'll second rejectedcarebear on Jason Stackhouse. Dude got struggling rent boy written all over him.
ReplyDeleteI would also like to say, based on the avatar, rejectedcarebear is adorable and has good taste in band posters.
First off- I feel very lucky to have been complimented by the one and only Count Jerkula! Thank you so much sir! My friends say I'm too old (26!) To have band posters in my room but I refuse to take them down!
DeleteAlexander Skarsgard? Big gay following, suspected as gay...
ReplyDeleteNot Damien Lewis. He's way bigger than B- with Emmy and Golden Globe wins.
A video of a guy jacking it doesn't make him gay, but who knows who this one could be. Seems like people can't stop taping themselves.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Damian is easily an A. Whew!
ReplyDeletePlease let this be Jon Hamm, Please let this be Jon Hamm, Please let this be Jon Hamm. I'd love a close up of his magnificent package!!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, "pay cable" rules out the Hammaconda, damnit.
ReplyDeleteCo-sign either Skarsgard or Ryan Kwanten guesses.
Going with Dexter
ReplyDeleteWishing this was Norman Reedus. I don't have any guesses as to who it is though.
ReplyDeleteSkarsgard's from a famous family, if this was the struggling for rent sort of tape, I doubt it's him.
ReplyDeleteSteve Buscemi FTW.
ReplyDeleteYou are 26??? Jeez, good thing I didn't know that, I may have gone creepy with the compliment. I was thinking, "damn she looks young but if she was under 18 she'd be in school right know. I'll play it safe though."
ReplyDeleteAs long as they are good posters, you are OK. A shirtless Beiber or 98Degrees poster and yeah, there may be some issues.
And calling me "Sir" when I don't even have a riding crop in my hand, so sweet.
I figured since you are a count- sir was the proper way to address you. Yes I am 26 with a baby face, I get carded all the time.
DeleteIn case you wanna fall in love with me more, these are my other posters: Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, John Lennon, Pink Floyd and A Clockwork Orange.
@Oopsey--No it doesn't make him gay, but the blind specifically mentions it's being shopped around to gay sites. Just makes me think it's someone with a gay following. Why not non-gay sites?
ReplyDeleteAnd the blind doesn't say anything about money, so I don't think being from a wealthy family has anything to do with it.
Honestly this could be anybody! Lots of B- cable actors.
@Jolene x2: Because gay sites are the ones w/ videos of dudes wackin off. I know of no porn sites w/ women as the target audience, except some lez stuff that is made by women, for women. Even then, dudes that are homophobes and don't wanna see man ass in their porn, probably provide most of the revenue.
ReplyDeleteOK, Ms. rejectedcarebear cutie:
ReplyDeleteHow tall?
Eastern, Central, or Western PA?
What are your feelings about older men? Like say.... a decade?
Lil gray coming in the goatee area of the beard. I refuse to use that Just for Men stuff because my beard is a nice mix of brown, red and now gray. My eyes are a kinda a mix of blue/green/gray.
Unless he is watching gay porn while doing it, would this be a big deal?
ReplyDeleteIf its Ryan Kwanten, I want to watch...just for educational purposes of course.
ReplyDeleteDexter? Aka Michael C Hall, just to be different
ReplyDeleteCount-
ReplyDeleteI am a bit on the short side (5'5'') but I hail from south western PA and I don't mind older men, and I like that you have a beard (its not a requirement but its nice)
Does this mean I have a chance to become Countess Jerkula?! This might be better than the time I found a box of Count Chocula around christmas time!
Get a room, you two!!
DeleteWinky face
Haven't people learned by now, not to ever put anything on video? *shakes head*
ReplyDeleteRyan Kwanten is my guess. He reminds me of Ryan Phillipe's character in the Studio 54 movie. He's an Aussie by the way, never would of guessed it.
ReplyDeleteJason Stackhouse for the win!
5'5 is nice. I prefer shorter to taller women. (I am 5'10 if you re curious)
ReplyDeleteI am in NJ, so South Western PA may be too great of a distance for us to carry on a meaningful relationship. I would be willing to offer a weekend escape from reality and see where it goes. I promise to treat you like a Countess outside of the hotel room, and however you request to be treated inside of it.
I understand that me being a creep and you being beautiful young woman would require the establishment of some trust prior to meeting. If you like, I can post an email address for you to contact me, or we could keep going here and let the world see our burgeoning admiration for each other.
@ Sugar: Thanks for rooting for me! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh Count- you made me blush! I'm pretty sure you can find my email by clicking on my avi. I'll leave the ball in your court, we will surely be flamed for taking up so much space in the thread.
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula--That was very educational, thanks! I don't frequent gay porn sites too often, so that's new information for me. Makes total sense. Look at me, I'm learning. :)
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkula and RCB sittin' in a tree
ReplyDeleteK-i-s-s-i-n-g!!
Keep it public, y'all! Great stuff!
Aw, either true love or a hot weekend blossoming on CDAN! I love this site, and I think you're both adorable. :)
ReplyDeleteIs love in the air here at CDAN?! ;)
ReplyDeleteHoly cow, a love connection. Too cute, you guys. If only I could make one as well somehow...
ReplyDeleteWow, Count and Carebear on this thread and Libby/Lucus in another? Are our commenters becoming as blind item worthy as our celebs or what?
ReplyDeleteCome on, these broads all prolly love a romance story, but I understand if you want to maintain some modesty.
ReplyDeleteIt is always sexy when a hottie acts modest rather than full of herself. I'll be in touch a little later, as I have some work to do. Hopefully not so much later that you come to your senses.
Until later, my sweet....
Don't jump the gun everyone, the lil hottie hasn't seen a pic of me yet. It could be all down hill from there.
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm blushing, and I'm not even involved!
ReplyDeleteThis screams Kit Harrington to me.
ReplyDeleteWho knew romance could blossom on a thread about self-pleasuring?
ReplyDeleteI absolutely adore that CDAN is producing couples now. D'awwww <3
ReplyDeleteBest exchange of the day, K, you better keep us posted!
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought Libby/Lucas was pretty cute too!
Ha, I missed a Libby/Lucas online whatever. Where was that? :-)
ReplyDeleteOk, a CDaN connection would be awesome. The rest of us must all be kept up to date! :-) Oh, and be safe. :-)
ReplyDelete@AKM - it was a joke. You didn't miss anything, but it's on the Lohag thread.
ReplyDeleteAnd why the hell not a CDaN connection? Have you seen the reader photos? We're quite the crowd. I wish the Count and RCB all the best. And if the do go out I'd like to see Enty host a Chuck Woolery-style recap.
Wow! I got so engrossed in the love connection going on that I forgot which blind item I had been reading!!
ReplyDelete@ Count - I see you as a man of the world. Be gentle with our RejectedCareBear or face the wrath of the CDaN board. :)
ReplyDeleteMango, contrary to what some think, I am no cad. I previously expressed how I would treat the adorable Ms. rejectedcarebear, and if gentle is what she wants, so be it.
ReplyDeleteAside from that, I'm not into toying with emotions. I was blunt when I said that the lengthy travel would be a hindrance and that a weekend escape may be the extent of things. I have no interest in pulling the petals off a rose. I merely wish to experience its beauty and see where the adventure leads.
Now as much of an attention whore as I may be, I'm going to have to refrain from further comments, so I don't screw this up. If the hottie wants to update y'all, she will.
Good Day.
Count, Carebear, I'm waiting for more!! And I'm now subscribed to the thread. We expect all the details from your weekend trysts. ;)
ReplyDeleteKit Harrington, and PLEASE let this be true.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought it might be Damian Lewis, but you guys are correct - his is higher than B- list.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm thinking this is possibly Thomas Jane from Hung.
Scratch my above comment. Hung has been cancelled so it probably doesn't qualify as 'one of the biggest pay cable shows'.
ReplyDeleteI THINK WE NEED A LOVE CONNECTION POST ON OUR CDAN OFF TOPIC BLOG! XOXOXOXOXOOX
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cdanot.blogspot.com/
And I'm with VIP Blonde on the David Duchovney guess. There's an erotic-ish photo of him floating around somewhere. Detective Sunny is on the case!
ReplyDeleteOK. Maybe erotic was a poor choice of words
ReplyDeleteLadies, don't let Count fool you, he's a sweetheart. And a cutie!
ReplyDeleteThis is totally DD!
ReplyDeleteRCB and Count - you guys are adorable - good luck! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteI too would LOVE to watch the Hammaconda in action, alas not pay cable. sadface. boo!
ReplyDeleteThat Duchovney photo made my day!
ReplyDeleteMuch as I rather love the thought of this being Skarsgard, I kind of doubt it. He's been famous in his own country since he was 13, so "back in the day before" wouldn't really fit.
ReplyDeleteI say Ryan Kwanten.
Or maybe that Joe M werewolf guy.
ReplyDeleteShe thinks I'm cute! :D
ReplyDeleteNobody pinch me, I don't wanna wake up.
Count, I read that in a "Rudolph the Red Nose Ranger" voice, talking about Clarice....was that right?
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't planned that way, but now that you mention it, it does fit.
ReplyDeleteHow am I just now seeing this. First off, whoever this is I hope it shows up on rettube since I'll never see it on a gay site, second this love connection is amazing.
ReplyDeleteCount, you remind me of all my guy friends growing up. I've come to depend on your specific grade of sexual humor, wit and shock value as I find it so familiar. This is like Internet vouorism seeing this play out