This former A+ list mostly movie actress and usually just a director now has been taking meetings with lots of female talent and tells them all that she has the perfect role for them. Casting couch in full effect. Our director has a special fondness for Disney tweeners.
Hmmm Jolie?
ReplyDeleteOh, I so hope that this is Angelina!
ReplyDeleteFoster?
ReplyDeleteJodie
ReplyDeleteJodie Foster. She's single again.
ReplyDeleteAngie has the hots for Miley now???
ReplyDeleteHahaha@ Lotta
DeleteFoster is a good guess since she isn't acting anymore, just directing.
ReplyDeleteI think Angie is still A List
Didn't Angie try to hook up with Amber Heard? I think this could be her
ReplyDeleteAngie just did that Maleficent movie, I'm thinking Jodie Foster. Free cars for all!!!!*
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jodie foster
ReplyDeleteBarbra Streisand!
ReplyDeleteJodie Foster.
ReplyDeleteYep, Jodie. Angie is still acting--Maleficent, Kung Fu Panda 3 (supposedly), Salt 2 just announced...
ReplyDeletedrew barrymore
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Eve.
ReplyDeleteKind of creeped out by the tweener part. Ick.
@Jolene, Salt 2? Yay!
@Izzie ;)
DeleteOkay, totally WAY off the topic but I have to ask/get it out there.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I read these BI, in my head, I am talking like Stefon (Bill Hader). You know the one that does the run down of all the ''hot'' clubs in NYC on the Weekend Update?
Does anyone else do this? Or am I a geek?
Geek... Hehe j/k I just had too. :-)
DeleteI hadn't but I so totes will now! Love Stefon!
DeletePenny Marshall
ReplyDeleteThat's who I was thinking too!
DeleteI agree, the tweener part is creepy. wtf
ReplyDeleteI agree, the tweener part is creepy. wtf
ReplyDeleteI agree, the tweener part is creepy. wtf
ReplyDelete@sherri - I agree. Couldn't help but think Penny through the whole read.
ReplyDeleteJodie.
ReplyDeleteJodie Foster for the win, that's kind of fucked up actually. I never thought a lesbian would creep on underage girls, thought the whole female empowerment thing would prevent that. Lame Jodie.
ReplyDeleteEmma Thompson
ReplyDeleteWait tweeners are pre teens. This is behavior that should be reported.
ReplyDeleteJodie Foster. This one should have been labeled easy, instead of the blind two stories up.
ReplyDeleteFoster is currently auditioning roles for her new movie, Money Monster.
ReplyDeleteHahaha @Ic totally love Stefon!!
ReplyDeleteJust because she has a fondness for "Disney tweeners" doesn't mean they are necessarily underage, just that they USED to be Disney tweeners.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm telling myself.
Laverne DeFazio
ReplyDeleteDisney Tweeners are cute, apple cheeked, darling, fresh faced, apple pie, innocent looking, girl next door types, creepy for anyone to be going after them. (Side eye at Wilmer)
ReplyDelete@hunter Me too!
ReplyDeleteIf the car blind re: Kristen Stewart is true, Jodie likes them young but legal.
angelica houston?
ReplyDeleteJodie, I want a car! I'm much more pleasant than KStew. I also smile and bathe!
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ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Jodie Foster. She will be on Elysium as an actress this year. Also Enty like to title Oscar winners Academy Award Winner/nominee.
ReplyDeleteIc: I love Stefon! Bill Hader cracks me up as that character. I wish he'd be on WU regularly!
ReplyDelete"This club has it ALL! Underage Native American dwarves, rollerskating albino he-shes, and pre-op Ukrainian trannies with mullets!"
Whoever this predatir is, she should be outed for sexual harassment. Creep.
ReplyDeleteJodie. She once tried to pick up one of my (very young) friends in a club.
ReplyDeleteI think she may be going through a midlife crisis now. Still doesn't make this behavior palatable, but hey - it's Hollywood.
@ lc - no, but I will now!
ReplyDelete@Izzie--According to IMdB, yep! I did like her in that movie. I love espionage/spy movies! Alias was my jam.
ReplyDeleteA few above have already pointed this out, so I'm not trying to start a tempest in a teapot. But what's with all the acceptance of this being okay cuz it's a woman director?
ReplyDelete"Casting couch in full effect."
Maybe Enty's typing with bacon-covered fingers (the grease is the cause of all the typos) & he meant "Casting CALL." Then the blind seems okay.
But if "couch" is the correct word, then the following sentence might take on a different context.
"Our director has a special fondness for Disney tweeners."
Yes, this makes me sick to my stomach & I thought long & hard before posting. But you can't have it both ways. This site practically draws & quarters male directors all the time. It should be the same for female directors.
That said, I know enough of the posters wouldn't feel this is acceptable. I just think "casting couch" got overlooked & assumed it was a call for legal-age actors who can play to/as tweeners.
P.S. Not saying casting couch auditions are okay at any age. Just trying to keep things balanced. :-)
Disney tweeners seem to be sluts so Jodie might be going after the ones of age. I doubt she would risk her Rep the other way.
ReplyDeleteNO...this is NOT Jodie Foster. Stop.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Penny Marshall was ever an A+ list movie actress. Sounds like Jodie Foster to me.
ReplyDeletePenny Marshal. She loves the young ladies. She and Madonna had a little affair during League of Their Own...that's a fact jack!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I'm wrong but I thought of Carrie Fisher when I read this, but I don't think she's a director?
ReplyDeletePenny is not a mostly movie actress. She is a mostly movie director.
ReplyDeleteStill creepy, male or female. Same disdain from me.
ReplyDeleteThat's the casting car for ya
ReplyDeleteJesus, Jodie has teenage sons. Her other lovers were within a normal age range. I just canNOT imagine her being a pervy creeper. No Jodie, noooooo!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEwww. Jodie Foster.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone read what @Sandy wrote up there?!?! Eyewitness account.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Angie has time for something like this and isn't in LA enough either.
ReplyDeleteill take a car. echo what puggle said.
ReplyDeleteAh, I miss the good old days when Penny Marshall was an A+ movie actress.
ReplyDeleteI thought Jodie Foster immediately. And shame on her for doing it (or any former actress). She's been in their shoes and the casting couch is ALWAYS an abuse of power.
ReplyDeleteI thought of Drew Barrymore straight away. She directs alot now, is bisexual and remember those magazine photos of her kissing Ellen Page?
ReplyDeleteAlthough she IS married with a bub now so I could be totally wrong of course.
I refuse to believe that Jodie is into teenage girls. I don't care if they're over eighteen, the casting couch is disgusting and when you exploit young girls it's even worse.
ReplyDeleteI think this is Drew Barrymore.
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