Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Blind Item #6

This former almost A list tweener from back before there was a term known as tweener has moved on to other things. Probably a B- list actor combined with some reality stuff. He wanted to see if he still had the looks everyone loved. When he found out this current B list celebrity who is quickly running through her 15 minutes had a huge crush on our actor when he was little, it took him about two hours to seduce her. Her boyfriend found out though and the next thing you know she was headed home to try and make things right.


42 comments:

  1. David Cassidy, you rapscallion you.

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    1. I heart you @figgy. Rapscallion is such an awesome word. And I knew Cassidy was a scoundrel. I practically willed it to be so!

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    2. David C is a huuuge butt boil of a human. Sean is a decent nice guy.

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  2. Hmmm Scott Baio, Ricky Schroeder?

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  3. Agree with MontanaMarriott, I read this as Scott Baio.

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  4. Well I just saw a Mickey Rooney movie....

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  5. Scott Baio and Betty White

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  6. David Cassidy looks fantastic these days, and I think he knows it. (Saw him perform at a casino a couple of years ago.)

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    1. @libby - lololol! I find myself randomly saying that in my head. Can.Not.Wait.

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  8. Actor/reality sounds more like Baio. He's a peach so I'm sure he's not opposed to cheating on his wife either.

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    1. That's what I was reading the whole time.

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  9. Leif Ericcson! When he wears his dentures to replace his meth mouth teeth and they stretch his zit pits out... Watchout! That shadow of his former self is Potent.

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  10. Leif Garret, you mean? I'm thinking Scott Baio or Danny Bonaduce.

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  11. @Mandy. Lol! I hope they mean Leif Garret, otherwise I'm stuck thinking of a Viking explorer with meth mouth.

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  12. Has Donnie Walberg done any reality?

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  13. Wahlberg is producing a reality tv show called "Boston's Finest"! I think I finally got one!

    http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2013/01/07/donnie-wahlbergs-boston-reality-show-jersey-shore/

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  14. Donnie Osmond for the the former tweener, Julianne Hough tor the B-list celeb quickly running thru her 15 mins of fame. ;-) She saw video of him when he was little and fell in love. And theyre both Mormons so they stand a chance of making it work, should GWD turn her down.
    :-D
    (I love these fun blinds!!!!!)

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  15. Oh no!
    There are yet no dentists in Vinland.

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  16. LMAO! Yes, Leif Garrett. of Course maybe I should have said Mead Mouth?

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  17. Mead Mouth, hahaha @Steampunk! Yeah, that honey is sticky, leads to decay.

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  18. Now see, If only Rick Springfield...that is...ummm nevermind. I've decided to not put any ideas into his head. (grin) Proof? He Needs No Proof!

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  19. You guys! The Leif Ericcson is making me lol and I'm on a bus. Totally worth being the crazy girl for it.

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  20. Ja! I Steel Gott IT! best lines? "So, like Plunder, Ja?" "Wanna see my good ships' lolliop?" I Come Cross da oceans fur yu, Now Yu come cross fur Me?"

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  21. I don't really care who it is now... I am just laughing so hard about the whole Leif Ericson thing I am actually crying!!!

    OMG - Mead Mouth... There are some magnificently twisted minds that comment here! I hope that never changes!

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    1. I agree. This is the greatest thread and I needed the laughs. Thanks y'all!

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  22. This has got to be Joey Lawrence and Katherine Webb

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    1. Katherine Webb! Of course. Her boyfriend is insecure and she left that show out of nowhere. Well done!

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  23. Unfortunately for me, I read this blind before a meeting and my mind starting wandering down the whole mead mouth path and a newfound theory that beserkers are really just Viking crackheads. Made for a rather productive meeting on my end.

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  24. That asshat Scott Baio.

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  25. Co captain? Eric the Dreads lol

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  26. I like the Joey Lawrence guess

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