Miley Cyrus has been running around telling her friends for the past two weeks that her engagement with Liam Hemsworth is back on. Of course her friends have not stayed quiet which is how I heard about it. The thing is, she is mistaking some affection for engagement. Yes, the two made out a couple of weeks ago. Yes, they had sex. Has he stopped seeing January Jones? Uh no. He has not. So, I guess Miley and Liam could be engaged, but is January going to be part of the marriage? Is this how this is going to work because this is a reality show I would actually like to watch. I don't think January is big on reality television, but mad Men has a time limit, and expiration date if you will, and January is going to need to find a new gig and maybe making some kind of Wisconsin Babes Meets Hannah Montana Meets The Brother Of Thor would be a great show. Be better than another season of KUWTK. If you don't know what that stands for, then you have a life and you should be proud.
Would be awesome. Must agree. The fights over that bowl of oatmeal could be epic.
ReplyDeleteLol at "bowl of oatmeal" - I agree! Apparently his brother isn't the only one packing a big hammer.
Deletei don't have a life and now i'm sad and ashamed :(
ReplyDeleteWisconsin babes? January Jones is from South Dakota.
ReplyDeleteThink january only likes them if they are taken
ReplyDeleteMaybe he got some screwing around out of his system
ReplyDeleteWisconsin babes is a reference to JJ in "Love Actually"
ReplyDeleteFaceplam for Miley, I'm embarassed for her. Haven't we all been there? In one form or another? Put down the joint and sober up Miley! He's just not that into you.
ReplyDelete@Anna Namis ....yes totally! I have been right there in that spot before. (now I'm 42 and married to a wonderful man for 10yrs who was totally into me from day one and still is... thank god). I wish I knew then what I know now and my young adult years wouldn't have been so bloody painful. I just couldn't see the forest through the trees when it came to guys "genuinely being into me" or just after a very long one night stand.
DeleteI agree that I think January only likes them taken. I think she would go away after he left Miley for good. I blame Liam and men in general just as much as the other woman. I don't buy the whole idea that the man would never stray of not for the wayward woman. But that's not saying i don't blame her, I do. Karma is a bitch.
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ReplyDeleteThanks, @JadeHenry - just found this.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.buzzsugar.com/January-Jones-Love-Actually-Bar-Scene-Video-14218599
Glad shes not from Wi.
ReplyDeleteI guess Liam hasn't figured out that, if he marries Miley, Trace Cyrus will be his brother in law.
ReplyDeleteHe ain't the only fish in the sea, Miley...guys like him are a dime a dozen.
ReplyDeleteBut aren't we forgetting that Miley supposedly cheats too?
ReplyDeleteI predict that whenever Miley puts out a new album, she will announce the relationship is over and we will get a pantyless upskirt shot or a bikini malfunction on a beach.
ReplyDeleteUm, what is KUWTC?
ReplyDeleteTim Curry had a stroke, I couldn't care less what delusion Miley is under regarding her "engagement." I'm going to be off in the corner breathing into a paper bag now.
ReplyDeletegod girl give it up!
ReplyDeleteShe looks very cute and blissfully ignorant in this photo, while he looks just ignorant. How could Thor's brother be so boring?
ReplyDeletesometimes this works. i have friends who have been married about 20 years. the husband told her he wasn't happy, hadn't been happy for years, and wanted a divorce. for 3 days she alternated between screaming that she hated him, and begging for another chance. then she stopped talking about it and pretended like he never said anything. that was 3 years ago. he has a side piece, but the wife ignores that and they still live together and go to a few events together each year. who knows why people stay together.
ReplyDeleteI saw that about Tim Curry - I really like him. Getting old just sucks.
ReplyDelete@SusanB. I love him, he's so wonderful in everything, not just Rocky Horror and Clue. My daughter loves The Wild Thornberrys these days. He was definitely the best thing about It.
DeleteI think the prospect of a threesome with Rihanna must have gotten him interested again. If it comes off I'm sure we will be back in the breakup cycle shortly thereafter.
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of Liam and January together. Not a particularly huge fan of either one of them, but together they'd make a hot couple.
ReplyDeleteI think Liam wants Miley to be the one to announce it but she isn't letting go of that ring and likes people to think she is engaged. I mean what else is there to talk about is she or isn't she engaged.
ReplyDeleteTalk about her new album, yeah no thanks.
Everything in your early 20's is just so dramatic. She just needs to nut up and grow up, life isn't a fairy tale.
KUWTK = Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Outing myself for having no life.
ReplyDeletethey haven't been photographed together in months so until i see some pictures i'm sticking to my belief that she's been dumped and is denial about it.
ReplyDeleteKatL, I had no idea what it was either. For that matter I still have no idea who the Kardashians are or why they're famous.
ReplyDeleteYoung love is blind and stupid, yes, but I still don't get why Miley is so desperate to hang onto him. They seem like they have absolutely nothing in common. Why, Miley, why??
Miley, you in danger, girl.
ReplyDeleteLast night on WWHL, Elizabeth Moss called January Jones, "sweet". Yeah, I know. It stunned me, too.
OMG. Yes, January only likes "men who are taken," and who are also just standing around innocently with their dicks hanging out while she greedily jumps on them. Please. If Hemsworth is indeed messing with Jones, he's the cheater, not Jones. She's not engaged to Cyrus.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I find Jones to be the least disgusting of this trio, although not by much.
Miley has not gotten the memo yet
ReplyDeleteI thought Liam and Jennifer Lawrence were together.
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ReplyDeleteWell they are young and in love. what can you do. lol
ReplyDeleteMiley is such a stupid girl.
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