Saturday, June 29, 2013
Blind Item #2
This former B list mostly television actor who was on a very hit almost network show has been spending the past several weeks after his breakup basically living with three women. He was trying to see all of them independently, but just gave up and said that if they wanted to be with him, they all needed to live with him. They all accepted and it is like a mini Playboy Mansion.
Ian Sommerhalder from the Vampire Diaries.
ReplyDeleteOnce all 3 shark weeks start to coincide, dude gonna hang himself. Whenever you enter into a situation like that it is imperative to have all your pets spayed.
ReplyDeleteI don't see the problem, if they all know what's going on. I don't think it could work for more than a month, personally I wouldn't want to share, but those starf#$r women are so desperate, remember the Difficult Brown story about girls agreeing to anything just to be able to be with him? Vom!
ReplyDeleteDammit, Count!! Don't make me snort coffee!
ReplyDeleteAnonyMousE, did you ever find your cheese?
DeleteI've been worried sick!
She didn't find it cause I ate it all. I ate all the cheese.
DeleteThank you. I can't stand the stuff.
DeleteIt states WAS, so I'll go with Chace Crawford
ReplyDeleteHe was seeing them independently, but NOW it's like a mini pb mansion..
DeleteAs a woman, I should be offended...but damned if Count doesn't speak truth...
ReplyDeletePenn badgely & Zoe Kravitz just broke up....he was on Gossip Girl...
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DeleteI think he fits this better than Somerhalder... Although I would totally live in a mini-Playboy mansion with him with zero complaints. Yum.
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ReplyDeleteAnd Yay! No more moderation! Like it was helping anyway (what WAS that with moderating everybody but printing the troll BS anyway?)
ReplyDeleteYup if all parties are open to it more power to ' em.
ReplyDeleteIan sommerhalder is probably gay....
ReplyDeleteI'm going to assume he requires girl on girl action also. Chances are two of them will hook up and leave the situation. Does sound kind of desperate and sad on the girls part though. Celebrity is a powerful magnet though.
ReplyDeleteSugar! No!! I don't have my cheese!! *sob*
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ReplyDeleteOne more time! I was going to call this Bill Paxton but Big Love was HBO and stopped airing in 2009. Plus he's mostly movie other than BL. Ian Somerhalder (sp?) is being courted as the next Christian Grey, this kind of salacious blind would totally help with that. He's already a man-whore in real life, don't you think he'd be perfect for the part? This 50 Shades movie needs to happen soon so we can stop hearing about it.
ReplyDeleteCount is right, shark week in a dorm is called the prom scene in the movie Carrie. Everyone freaking out and yelling at each other, it all ends in blood and shock.
I'm assuming everyone has been checked for the various STDs and all will remain faithful in the relationship(s). *snicker*
ReplyDeleteUm. If this is Ian, that's fucking hot. That is all.
ReplyDelete"Shark weeks".... Jeebus Count, you're going straight to hell.
ReplyDeleteDon't know who this is, but it would be fun to tag & release the crabs like they do with salmon to see how far they've travelled once mating season has ended.
I'll go with Patrick J. Adams
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DeleteThis has been the grossest yet most hilarious comment section all week.Thank you!
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ReplyDeleteI nominate Count for the comments hall of fame.
ReplyDeleteI don't even like to be around myself during shark week.
Penn badgely and Zoe Kravitz just broke up. Obviously almost network show is gossip girl..
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind regarding swinging/revolving door of women in out of Penn's and Zoe's bedroom?
@Laura - I agree! But it says "was" on the show, and Ian is still on VD.
ReplyDeleteJames Van Der Beek? I thought I read he was getting divorced.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely heart you, Count.
ReplyDeleteFunny---I thought all the guys on Gossip Girl were gay.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Tom Cruise, and the three ladies are all power bottoms
ReplyDeleteWhat is a "power bottom"?
ReplyDeleteThank you all. I like to fancy myself a Solution Man, like Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction, only in a POS car and w/o the hot chick.
ReplyDeleteCee Kay, I appreciate your honesty.
Tiger lilly, I can't believe the shark week part is what made you think I'm going to hell.
Also, to avoid crabs, pets should be Brazilian waxed. You should never have pets running around feral and grooming is a big part of maintaining their health and well being. If you take away the crabs habitat, to avoid the risk.
Power bottom: receiver who tries to dictate the session by calling the shots.
ReplyDeleteThat is my take anyway. I'm on my phone so I aint doin a cut and paste from urban dictionary.
Power bottom: receiver who tries to dictate the session by calling the shots.
DeleteThank you, Count Jerkula. That does add some definition to Massive G's defensive responses.
Delicately stated
ReplyDeleteHarvey never had no hot chick with him in Pulp Fiction. Speaking of - I never understood why he was in a tuxedo at 8 in the morning. Somebody wanna explain that to moi?
ReplyDeleteThat attire, JBE is what one would expect for a fixer like M.Wolf. How effective would it have been if he dressed like The Dude"? Come to think of it that would be a hilarious substitution in a parody.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually looking forward to my next Shark Week, just so I can use that term. Thanksuverymuch Count!
ReplyDelete@jbe: he had the tux on cause he's a pimp.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't have a chick with him in the car? Or you just sayin she wasn't hot? I don't remember it all well enough to argue the quality of Harvey's Ho.
Tuxedo or not, I'd do Harvey in Pulp Fiction. It's the whole power/take charge thing. Course I'd also do him in Bad Lieutenant (the whole tons of blow/sex with whores thing).
ReplyDeleteThis is not someone from GG. All 3 are gay.
ReplyDeleteHank Azaria
ReplyDeleteSheen?
ReplyDeleteHarvey was in a tux because he was coming from a party. The blond he left with at the end was Julia Sweeney (yes, the one from SNL).
ReplyDeleteI think all three male leads from GG are gay,too. Well we know 2 are for sure.
ReplyDeleteI'm leaning toward the Ian S. guess.