July 26, 2012
Everyone wants to date this A list celebrity. I would guess there are people all over the world desperate to date her, but very few get the chance. Those that do are generally disappointed. The sweetest person on the planet, but the most possessive person ever. If you thought The Goopster was a clinger, you have seen nothing like this. Texting and calling several hundred times a day to someone she is into. There is never a moment to breathe. The thing is that somehow she stopped maturing at about age 13 for some things. When she kisses there is never ever tongue involved because she thinks it is disgusting. if you end up having sex with her it is going to take a few months of dating and then when you do have sex she is going to leave everything on but the items necessary to have sex. She doesn't like it and only does it because she thinks it is expected. This of course is combined with the never ending texts and calls. Our celebrity is still very young. One of the top celebrities in the world. Most people can only put up with the texting and calling for a week before they have had enough and break up. Or so they think. It gets even worse after, but that is another item for another day.
Taylor Swift
Ha!
ReplyDeleteWho are these people that are "desperate to date" TAYLOR SWIFT?! Is this a joke?
DeleteAlready revealed
ReplyDeleteAs Whitney Cummings once said 'I can't wait to hear Taylor Swift's songs when she has real problems.
ReplyDeleteI think we all know she is a bit of a stalker in candy land where she lives.
Cuckoooo for Coco Puffs!!
ReplyDeleteGirl needs help.... coming out of the closet.
ReplyDeleteShe's still pretty young, so hopefully will grow out of that clingy stage.
ReplyDeleteNo surprise here.
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit. She boinked Cory Monteith? (sp?) in a limo outside that concert pavilion in LA. My friend was dating him at the time.
ReplyDelete@MLE I bet she kept her clothes on. Enty didn't say she doesn't have sex. She does only because it is expected of her.
ReplyDeleteWhile I still think he is a total douche bag John Mayer's comeback song Paperdoll nails her pretty good.
She does seem emotionally stunted. Purchasing that multi-million dollar home next to the Kennedy kid after only dating him for a few weeks? It's the rich girl equivalent of writing Mrs Taylor Kennedy all over her peechee.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Enty means with "it gets even worse after"...??
ReplyDelete@Diana I interpret as the songs she writes about them. But I think it might be something darker also.
ReplyDeletewow, cling much?
ReplyDeleteShe boils their pets when they don't answer her texts. That's worse.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go ahead and say it: She never matured past 13 because that is the age she was probably molested or sexually abused. Would make sense that it is also the reason she hates sex.
ReplyDeleteI'ma predict that by her mid 30's she will hate men, because they all call her crazy, and she will start dating other broken toys like herself. They will bond by texting each other 1000 times a day, sharing all the reasons they hate men. Then they will spend a happy few years together finger banging and break up about 2.5 years after adopting a child.
Yeah, she seems to have BPD traits. And her willingness to be used by men so readily as a beard. Maybe she'll overcome this and develop into a cum receptacle.
DeleteAge has nothing to do with being a nutbag. I was hanging out with a friend last week and some random woman he had spoken to once (and been dumb enough to give his # to) texted him 39 times.
ReplyDelete39 times. In 4 hours.
She interrupted our card game 39 times.
I still won though. So there's that.
Run. Run for the hills.
Delete@Diana G: It gets worse after the break up with the
ReplyDelete"Y aren't u talking 2 me"
"Y dont u return my texts"
"I fucking hate u"
"ur dick is tiny"
"Y dont u return my texts"
"I <3 u plz call me"
"Im gonna me in ur town thurs & i wanna blow u"
"Y don't u return my texts asshole"
"I fckn h8 u"
"plz u can put it in my butt if we hook up thrsday"
"Y dnt u <3 me? :'( "
and on and on, and maybe a suicide threat, then "oh u dont care if I kill myself"
I'd guess an manic spin cycle before reality and depression set in.
Really, who is your source, she doesn't tongue, when she kisses? I find that hard to believe - anybody could deduce that she is clingy but the rest of this blind is another big ole BS story!
ReplyDeleteI think you are bang on there Count. I know a few girls that were just like that. Hate sex, but do it to 'keep' a guy. Need constant affection and reassurance and sex is how they think it is expressed.
ReplyDeleteOr she is just a fruit cake with so sense of boundaries.
@ItsJustU: Yep. Then when they think they have the guy locked down they cut off the sex.
ReplyDelete"Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talk and few of them know,
soul of a woman was created below."
Cripes Count, your crowd is rough.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm ever in the area a round is on me, if for nothing but the entertainment.
Have they arrested H yet?
@Bacon Ranch: Sure. Draft beer, I'ma cheap date.
ReplyDeleteLast I heard on Hernandez is that the arrest warrant is prepared and police searched a dog house/shed in his backyard today. If the warrant is done, then I would figure they pick him up on Monday.
Bitch be crazy
ReplyDeleteI call BS on this too. I think this is what a LOT of people (especially men--including Howard Stern) ASSume abut Taylor Swift because of the conservative way she dresses. But it's just that, an assumption. No one can really come up with anything bad about her so they zoom in on "she's clingy" and "she does't like sex" or she's "into women" or whatever. But if she was out there doing what Miley is, they'd be dissing he for that too. And I'm betting money there is no proof AT ALL to back up this blind. It's all made up.
ReplyDelete@Molls: So you think dropping millions on a mansion next door to a dude she dated for a couple weeks is a rational thing?
ReplyDeleteI'ma bet no one badmouths her after the break up because A) they don't want more songs about them and B) they really just hope she will go away. Last thing you wanna do with an attention whore is give her any attention after the break up.
Molls...meet timebob.
ReplyDeletetimebob...meet Molls.
You have Howard Stern in common.
Weird that they would wait Count, it's all over the media. He's gonna try and jet. He just seems that dumb.
ReplyDeleteI'm a draft beer fan as well. We would get along just fine. Note that I said I would buy A round. Then kick your ass at cards and be set for the rest of the night.
You can see when she is in the audience at the shows she is just like a teenage girl. I think she has said in interviews she was one of the outcast girls in school. In any case she sat home playing and writing music. Probably didn't date. Gee everyone not from the south would be surprised to learn that love is more important than sex down here because religion is a very important part of the majority of peoples life's down here and of course sex is bad except for making kids.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking from experience, if u are casually fucking someone, both parties should be weary of the other. One good orgasm will totally fuck up your game.
ReplyDeleteMolls, I'm a woman who thinks Taylor Swift has a cute sense of style. I still think it's very possible she acts like this. She gained success around the age of 15 and never seemed to mature from that age. The blind could be BS, but I totally see her latching onto guys after two dates and texting nonstop. The girl is 23, she is getting too old to act like this.
ReplyDeleteLike waiting a couple of months for sex is some crazy, irrational thing. Jeez.
ReplyDeleteShe does seem immature, I agree, but waiting shouldn't be considered crazy, FFS.
When shes after guys who can get any girl they want that way of thinking is irrational because they will move on especially if shes acting all clingy and possessive.
ReplyDelete@Bacon Ranch the cops went to Hernandez's house an hour ago with papers in hand.
I think she's asexual.
ReplyDeleteI think she's asexual
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I believe this one either.
ReplyDelete@MLE...get your friend to call Cory and verify the non tongue kissing. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'ma is so stupid. Stop trying to make it work. Unless you think sounding like Kanye is a good fit for you.
ReplyDeleteIt's "I'm going to..." If you're lazy (and surely you are) it's "I'm gonna..." Lazier still, it's I'munna..." You need a VERB!!!
It's NEVER" I'ma". You're a what? A moron?
Sarahlou said...
ReplyDeleteI think she's asexual
That's what I was thinking.
If she is stuck emotionally at age 13, it could be that something traumatic happened at that age.
@madameks: I'ma say yer entitled 2 voyce ur opinion.
ReplyDeleteThen, I'ma tell ya I don't giva doos what ya have ta say.
After that, I'ma let ya off the hook, unless you reengage. You've obviously not read any of my stellar writing on here, so you may not know how I roll. I'ma give ya a pass, cause I don't wanna run off noobs.
I'ma give you the courtesy of a warning though. You ever compare me to Kanye again, and I'ma pull no punches.
Count, I thought it was spelled Imma, good to know.
ReplyDeleteRe: Crybaby Swift, how the hell do you text 100 times a day? I'm sorry, but that is a sign the extra special shiny crazy right there, and also will cause carpal turnal. She's young, but I never, acted that way..ever. I blame Twilight. (Because I can)
Imma makes me think of Aina which I grew up hearing from my grandmother. It's like old folks Yiddish is now hip.
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of lower-rated guys probably want to date her because you can't buy the kind of publicity having a silly pop song written about you does.
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer's song about her is pretty good, and I don't generally go for his kind of music.
I don't care about her sex life or lack of it - that's her business, but the texting thing is nuts.