Forget about Kanye West's male friend in Paris for right now. I know, I know, but this is about a Canadian model named Leyla Ghobadi who is 24 and loves to hold hands on the beach and frozen yogurt with maple bacon toppings. According to Star, she and Kanye have hooked up multiple times, all of which have occurred since Kanye and Kim started dating and even after Kim got pregnant. Notice, I did not say after Kanye got Kim pregnant. Leyla wants you to know she tried to resist Kanye as long as she could, but finally succumbed when he said to her that he was only going out with Kim for his career. Umm, Kanye has no issues with his career that he needs a Kardashian. “We began to make out for a while and next thing I knew, we were both naked and having sex.” With each other?
he even looks more "happy" when he's with Kim K
ReplyDeleteKanye,even the new Superman guy is less dour and broody
If he's using Kim for his career, it's going to tank big time. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. The ironic thing is they probably deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteI feel like the reverse is also true. I have a feeling that this baby has begun the slow decline of Kim's brand...
DeleteDon't care
ReplyDeleteMeh!
ReplyDeleteEvery one of these cretins deserve each other. I do, however, feel very sorry for that baby. She just lost family roulette.
ReplyDeleteCould this be part of the Kanonization o' Kim? With her being allowed to publicly 'dump' Kanye for being such a out-of-control p-hound?....'Cause he's totally not gay. See?
ReplyDeleteLibby, that's what I think we've been leading up to; he's abandoned her once she was pregnant, poor lost flower Kim, play on playa Kanye, who is very straight etc.
DeleteNot that I think anyone is doing a good job with their script.
Poor kid.
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ReplyDeleteThis has to be planted by Kris to lay the groundwork for their breakup and to paint Kim as the poor innocent victim.
ReplyDeletepr move to make kanye seem straight? so confused....
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ReplyDeleteShocking! Jk
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ReplyDeleteI dont believe her, or the star. But he is a huge dick.
ReplyDeleteI read that as 'He HAS a huge dick' and I was all 'Where? WHERE?!?!' and then remembered: this is Kanye and I just don't CARE.
DeleteHmmm. Kinda rhymes...
Kimye and the rest of the Krolls kan just Krumple up and Kast themselves away for all i give a krap.
He's so far back in that closet he's found the door to Narnia.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh! Love this!
DeleteWith a woman? Nah, I don't buy it. This is one of Pimp Kris' moves for PR.
ReplyDeletealso ----- is the pregnancy wording a hint -- as in, maybe this IS the milkshakes guy's baby....?
ReplyDeleteWhen judging the truthfulness of a self-reported event, the science of Statement Analysis teaches us to look for 'temporal lacunae'--or gaps in time....such as the statement, "...next thing I knew..." That kind of statement could mean anything from the literal few seconds, to 'after I got a cab home and met my BF'. Skipping over time in a statement makes what follows unreliable, and usually means she's sensitive about that time. Like because she was actually in a cab home. Or it was days later with 8 dudes in a warehouse.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't even end with 'Kanye and I had sex' after her time-gap, she just said "WE".
God I am a nerd.
Carry on please.
Love it. I like nerding out, let's do it more often! The argument makes total sense.
DeleteAgree - this is PMK pulling the puppet strings.
ReplyDeleteLibby - totally agree.
ReplyDeleteKanye the poonhound. ~snerk~
LOL @ sifichick
ReplyDelete@sifichick, hahah love that. And I'm just gonna put this here.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to call "Liar liar, pants on fire!" on this fame-seeking Ho. First, this is Star Magazine, which is about the least reputable news source around. Half of their yearly budget is earmarked to settle the myriad of lawsuits their libelous headlines bring about. Second, the photo posted is about as incriminating as my high school yearbook pic. Where are they, a hotel lobby? The local California Pizza Kitchen? It looks just like the 1000+ other fan pics Kanye probably takes every year when he's seen in public & someone whips out their iPhone. And third...
ReplyDeleteHEY EVERBODY! Last night I met Kanye & Jay-Z in New York and we all smoked crack at the top of the Empire State Building before they gave me the double-stuff while four midgets and Donals Trump watched and sang "New York, New York".
Just because I said it happened doesn't make it true.
Has that man ever cracked a smile? Damn! I'm on Tyger Lilly's calling foul train. This reeks more than the fish.
ReplyDeleteThe guy's trash. Any woman who has anything to do with him and gets screwed over is getting exactly what she deserves.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your enlightening analysis, Robert. Where do you find the time?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with that pic? It looks like he's missing an arm. I'm believing this story but the pic is suspect.
ReplyDeletehttp://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/52763976629/racist-basketball-fans-pissed-a-mexican-american-boy
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ReplyDeleteYeah...with a dude. Probably lots of dudes.
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely a pub stunt. Now Kim will pretend to be upset and dump him. Kim will get more publicity, People will think Kanye's straight and a player (except for ppl on CDAN) (He just wants the gay rumors stopped), people will sympathize with poor Kim.
Publicists are so manipulative. I guess it's a job requirement. My ex-boyfriend would make an awesome Publicist.
Do tell. I LOVE stories about narcissists.
DeleteThis blind couldn't be a bigger pile of BS. It's nothin' but PMK setting up the split.
ReplyDeleteActually, as I think about it now, Kanye might be in on this plant as well - killing two birds with one stone sort of thing. The blind sets up the split, but also makes Kanye look straight.
ReplyDeleteIf there aint no ring, it aint no thing. All he did was allegedly knock the ho up, he didn't marry her.
ReplyDeletePlus, she's a f*cking whore! You can only cheat on something with a soul.
How...traditional of you, Count.
DeleteKanye likes Fishsticks
ReplyDeleteNice doctored photo. Where's Kanye's arm????
ReplyDeleteHaha, her right boob appears to be sticking into Kanye's left arm socket.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on announcing to the world how lame you are Leyla!
ReplyDeleteWow, PMK is really upping her game. Planting her own stories about Kanye cheating on Kimmie so the world doesn't believe all of the evidence that he is SUPER GAY. Slow clap for PMK.
ReplyDeleteSo, Enty are you flat-out saying that Kanye isn't the baby's father? I cannot wait to see how this is going to play out!!!
ReplyDeleteHey, I lived in Canada and I learned some of the secrets that you don't learn "south of the border" in the States. Like, for instance, you can thrust your arm into the body of a Canadian, into a slot in the right side of the chest. That photo is totally legit. I'm surprised the Mounties allowed it to be published, what with their PRISME-WITH-AN-E programme and all.
ReplyDeletePoor saint Kim. Bad super straight kanye
ReplyDeleteHey, Enty...maybe Leyla has a peen.
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