Friday, June 21, 2013

Michael Lohan Still Wants Lindsay Lohan To Switch Rehabs

Michael Lohan just won't stop pushing the rehab close to his home. He says that Lindsay Lohan wants to switch rehab centers again to one in Florida. One he repeatedly mentions by name any time a reporter gives him a call and one he is probably trying to take commissions from for every new client they receive because of all his mentions. Oh, and he says it would be closer to her family on the east coast. What he really means to say is that she would be right next door to him and he can visit her everyday and try to needle his way into her life and make sure she starts playing for Team Michael instead of Team Dina so he can start getting some of those checks Dina gets. Just let the woman be in rehab where she is and let her get better. Why do you always have to stick your nose in and exploit your daughter? Oh yeah, because you are a jerk who beats women and called your daughter an escort.


26 comments:

  1. happy father's day.

    my heart breaks for the lohan family.

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  2. That picture. Stop.

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  3. I never get tired of that pic with the mesh vest. He looks like he's got to be at the douche convention in 26 minutes. I bet he answers the phone by saying 'you got Lohan, go'.

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  4. That picture is so funny and all kinds of wrong.

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  5. Keep her out of Florida and deport him back to long island please

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  6. Lets be fair...she is an escort.

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  7. Munch, ...'Douche Convention...' You are always so funny!

    I think many of my ex-BF's have booths at that convention.

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  8. MY EYES! My beautiful hazel eyes!

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  9. I sincerely love that pic, it's perfect, the outfit, the position, the expression, the white wall that makes you think it's some kind of jail... Awesome.

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  10. The mirrored wall is what gets me.

    All the other things are wrong too but sitting next to a mirror in a mesh tee. Grooooossssss!

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  11. Anonymous8:20 AM

    Enty nailed it in his comments, he just wants a cut, wants Dina's influence, Dina's checks, Dina's access, to exploit, use, manipulate and wheedle what he needs out of his daughter and or the press.

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  12. I think the fumes from his mesh shirt have addled his already addled brain. GI AWAY !!!!!!!

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    1. auntliddy I think you meant "go away" but just wanted to comment that GI away works too as each time I see him my gi tract twinges. /blech

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  13. I don't like LL much but I feel sorry for her having those leeches for her parents. I wish that when she gets out of rehab she'd just cut them off and out of her life.

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  14. Enty, when you posted this picture about 3 yrs ago I puked. I'm still puking. That is one nasty looking mesh-shirt!

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  15. Love.That.Photo.

    And there's absolutely no doubt (even though you can't see it) that he wears bikini underwear. 'Cause he's so hawt.

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  16. I never get tired of that pic with the mesh vest. He looks like he's got to be at the douche convention in 26 minutes

    Yes, he would be giving the keynote speech there.

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  17. Oh God that picture..Ugh!

    Munch: You just made it all better with Douche Convention. Excellent.

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  18. LMAO and trying not to pee myself from the comments . I hate this guy

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  19. Amazing the bubble these people live in. They remind me of really big 6 year olds. Leave her alone, its another 2 friggin months.

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  20. Goddamit, Enty! Enough with that photo! Blech!!

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  21. Yay most hilarious picture ever!

    Don't ever change Enty!

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  22. Mango - You just know they're leopard-spotted bikini underpants!

    Oh man... I gotta go barf... bluuhhhhh!!!!!

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  23. Anonymous9:19 AM

    That outfit just screams "FINGER MY BUM HOLE".
    Travolta needs one just like it.

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  24. that photo looks like ad for Drakkar Noir and should be posted above the pisser in a euro club.

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