Today's Blind Items - One Crazy Night

Obviously when you get three extremely well known actors together who also enjoy drinking and partying, and throw in a foreign country for good measure, you are going to get a possibly great story. This is exactly what happened when this A+ list mostly movie actor who is A+ list by his franchise and not much by anything else got together with this other actor, who at the time was considered A list because of one movie that had not come out yet. He was going to be huge if it was a hit. It was a flop and now he is a C+ list mostly movie actor. The third member of the trio was older. Not a lot, but old enough to have some wisdom and to have been through a few of these kinds of nights. He is probably a B-/C+ list mostly movie actor who does other things in movies too.

They were out of the country and at an event. They happened to run into each other. Our A+ lister was already at the sauce. This is his normal practice. He loves to drink. He would drink all day, everyday if he could. He hates it when he has other obligations because it keeps him from drinking. When he can combine working and drinking, he is in heaven. The soon to be flopper was also drinking and they were joined by the wise man of the group who liked to start drinking a little later and was also a little more measured in his drinking. They decided they would like to hang out after the event and the subject of women was brought up. Our A+ lister said he would handle that and within two minutes had a woman for each guy. Fame does have its perks. He says that a lot. The thing is that none of the women spoke English. They spoke some Eastern European language and the whole night was a bunch of hand signals and gestures and the odd word of English thrown in. They went to clubs and to a strip show and all three guys spent various time with each of the three women. The wise one of the three seemed to be the only one who managed to have sex with any of the women though as the other two were drinking so much that they only managed to keep moving from sheer will power. The A+ lister spent $25K on a bottle of whiskey which he took one swallow of and called crap and threw on the ground, breaking the bottle. That got them kicked out of one club. The women wanted some coke so they were scouring anyone who could score them some. No one knows for sure if they got some, but they must have because the soon to be flopper says they were replaced by other women at some point during the night, again, procured by the A+ lister with what seemed like a wave of the hand. By then though, no one was doing anything with anyone and the flopper and the A+ lister ended up passing out in a cab on the way back to a hotel, but the wise one, who was still good to go, had no idea what hotel, so took them to his hotel and the bell man put the two guys on a luggage cart to bring them to the room.