Thursday, July 18, 2013
Blind Item #3 - ESPY After Party
This D list mostly movie actress was passing out stills of herself from her latest movie which did not do as well as expected, but still her biggest project to date and had everyone in it. The stills were reduced to business card size and she would walk up to a guy and look at him and write down something on the card and hand it over. She was writing what price he would have to pay to be with her for the night. Different prices for every guy depending on how they looked. She was at the show too.
Syd Wilder
ReplyDeleteDammit VIP!
DeleteHer outfit
DeleteOh, poor thing! And she probably thinks she looks good! :(
DeleteNothing to do with this, totes off topic - what's everyone up to? I'm drinking JB cans watching the latest True Blood ep, got a new hairdo today - went Ginnifer Goodwin. Has anyone tried masturbating with a tampon in? I highly recommend this.
ReplyDeleteDamn, B! Way to bring it! Right outta the starting gate!
Deletethis is a little bit creepy... literally, selling yourself.
ReplyDeletePs. What's an ESPY? Where I come from, it's an awesome pub that has great live music & a roof top beer garden.
ReplyDeleteDesperate and sad.
ReplyDelete@B Smears: A stupid sports award nobody outside of the U.S cares about.
ReplyDelete@dee123. Does anybody inside the US care about them?
DeleteCheers Dee! I'd rather see a band and drink roof top beers.
DeleteI can't think of a bigger turn off for a man than that dress and those "business" cards.
ReplyDeleteSo, Anna, you're a man! I always knew it! Just remember, beggars can't be choosers! xoxo
DeleteI wonder if anyone looked at the amount and said " is that how much the movie made?"
ReplyDeleteI believe that B Smears is our resident troll Massive Marcie, also known as Massive G, she would holds a grudge against Enty for fundraising in the early days, and didn't get her signed Amber Tamblyn album, or something like that. She also says that she could do a much better job than Enty, and how we should all go to her smear sites, "The Real Emma Watson.com", which is made up of paranoid delusions that Emma Waston is a monster and we've all been taken in by her.? I know I don't understand it either.
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DeleteAnna, as long as the Count doesn't leave me for the new Marcie, I'm okay with it. Ever thought about joining us? The Den of Depravity is always looking for new members. xoxo, Kym
DeleteWTF? I'm an Australian married band fanatic who gets messy & likes to troll this site cos I'm off work due to an injury and I'm BORED!!! Kisses!! I can send a pic if you need proof!
DeleteAnna, you're a crusty tunnel cunted sow.
Delete+1 Smears. Anna is the world's worst detective
DeleteI'm actually a tad offended. I love Emma Watson & the only Tamblyn I'm aware of was that kooky psychiatrist from twin peaks (I've been recovering from surgery watching copious amounts of downloaded tv series. Currently on season 6 of dexter). I'm not Marcie, nor am I massive. I'm a diminutive size 6 (aus). Not sure how else to debunk this crazy sow 's unfounded theories. It ain't me! I promise!
DeleteI can't keep track of all these trolls, but I do miss Amanda's Wig. I have never seen or heard of this Syd person, but I hope she enjoys the HPV.
ReplyDeleteOh, and fishing for johns at the Espys is like fishing in a stocked pond. No challenge whatsoever.
Amanda's wig is hilarious.
DeleteWow, there's a whole lot of crazy on that Emma Watson page. Someone hide your medication, B Smears?
ReplyDeleteFuck you! I have no idea what you're on about or any page about Emma Watson. Because I'm recovering from surgery I access the Internet from my iPhone & am a tech tard
DeleteCheck your facts fat arse.
DeleteThat other site - real emma watson - is insane. I don't understand people that criticize this site and its authors, yet spend their time trolling and posting nonsensical comments. Surely they have better things they think they could/should be doing?
ReplyDeleteThe majority of women that accompany athletes to the espys are high class call girls.
ReplyDeleteI was stuck watching ESPYs last night -- my son was sick and wanted to see it. Audience made up of athletes and unidentifyable ladies; many wore sunglasses and acted all unimpressed and pissy like they were forced to be there. Jon Hamm was some sort of host. The pic of the Syd lady looks alot better than most of the women in crowd.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it have been a burn if that hooker got arrested during the after-party for soliciting!
ReplyDelete@Nathaniel: LOL
Update: the boys in my house are watching it again - they DVRd it... they all said "we love the ESPYs!" ... so perhaps I'm not the target demographic. I'll look for Syd.
ReplyDeleteAmanda's Wig and Bacon Ranch are my faves! (I like Miss Mess & Mr Count as a Troll Couple, too)
ReplyDeleteWas Syd in the movie 43? Haha @ Nathaniel!
This week is the slowest sports week, so the MLB began the All-Star game, and ESPN decided to make a sports version of the Grammy's and calls it the ESPY's.
ReplyDeleteWell now we know who watches these awards...children. I always wondered. Can't imagine that adults want to sit around for 2-3 hours and watch these douchebags give themselves awards for nothing. This goes for all awards shows, although a sports one seems like the worst kind of hell.
ReplyDeleteI'd bone that Syd broad for a reasonable price.
ReplyDeleteIf I was a well to do athlete that was just handed her card at an event, I would offer her 20% of her asking price for a quicky in the shit house and tell her if it is good, I'll give her 150% of her price for an evening of 3hole boning when the event was over.
Such an appropriate name there Jerkula. And my 17 year old athlete son watched it, so that's the demographic.
ReplyDeleteI thought prostitution was illegal in the US as shows as Dexter or Hugh Grant´s life have taught me.
ReplyDelete@Kermit: It is just like everything else, only illegal if you get caught.
ReplyDelete@Another Gray: Really? I didn't even say anything jerky there, just reality and potential reality.
Was Tara Reid at the ESPY's?
ReplyDelete@b smears are you from st kilda?
ReplyDeleteNo, I hate St Kilda, I'm near the west of Melbs. More often frequent the Tote. I always wonder why bands play the Espy cos parking in St Kilda is a cunt. Went to see Fucked Up play there a few months back. Don't like St Kilda it's too full of monied hipster wankers. The Corner & the Tote forevs!
DeletePlayed the Tote once; RMIT battle of the band circa '91. We sucked but it was fun!
DeleteWowsa!! I was but a wee bairn in '91! It's still a great crusty venue. This weekend should be fucking amazing. Powder Monkey Tim Hemensley memorial show - the Lineup is incredible! My Dr's have given me the all clear to go as long as I stay out of the pit.
DeleteRememberkermitgosnell you are soooo lame.
ReplyDeleteIf we could put Amanda's Wig on Miss Mess, it would be an epic trolling vortex. From the sound of her Hersey Highway story, I think Miss Mess is more into Betty Page wigs though.
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