Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Blind Item #5
This former B list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who is now a C+ list actor looking for work has an A list celebrity girlfriend. One of these days he hopes to be able to perform and have sex with her. Of course, if he does, he better double or triple up because her ex left her with something you never ever want to get. Ever.
Her ex gave her a chastity belt with spikes?
ReplyDeleteI think the real question is, where'd he hide the key?
DeleteDiane Kruger & Joshua Jackson? The A/C+ status fit but maybe not the network aspect... & is what could the disease be- HIV, Hep C, or Herpes???
ReplyDeleteLice?
ReplyDeleteNobody wants HPV or Super-gonorrhea, either. the possibilities are pretty endless. Could be fleas, nobody wants fleas.
ReplyDeleteHa! ^
DeleteGonoherpasyphilitis?
DeleteA $50 gift card to KMart?
ReplyDeleteA free weekend vacay at a timeshare sales session?
ReplyDeleteTwo tickets to a Nickelback concert? Or worse, four tickets to a Nickelback concert?
ReplyDeleteHaHa!
DeleteMandatory episiotomy surgery?
ReplyDeleteCostco sized supply of Spam?
ReplyDeleteHawaiian's would love that!
DeleteThe box set of "lost?"
ReplyDeleteLifetime membership in the Fruitcake of the Month club?
ReplyDeleteTrapped in a comment thread with me?
ReplyDeleteA pair of riri's dirty thongs
ReplyDeleteI here when we get multiple choice answers
ReplyDeleteLOL, Mess you are usually annoying but in this thread. Hilarious.
ReplyDeletePink: I'm tying to find balance. Baby steps.
DeletePp agree
DeleteNice effort, keep it up Mess!
DeleteComing here every day is a membership in the Fruitcake of the Day club.
ReplyDelete*rimshot*
But really. Fruitcake of the Month Club sounds awesome. Mr. Disco hates it so it would be aaaaaaall mine. Hook that shit up for me, Mess.
Disco: 3 pointer, no net.
DeleteDonnie Walberg and Jenny McCarthy.
ReplyDeleteIt's messed up but now I'm dying to know what she's got
DeleteIf Joshua Jackson was with Katie Holmes he already tea the Herp in fact he may have give it to her...
ReplyDeleteBut this has to be even worse
Offspring?
ReplyDeleteWhile not a desirable outcome (hah!), genital herpes really isn't that awful, even when untreated.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds more life-threatening like HIV or Hepatitis.
One of the Entourage boys?
ReplyDeleteHis name tattooed on her cornhole.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Diane and Josh. Diane isn't an A list celeb. She's a B list actress. Josh is a B list actor on Fringe.
ReplyDeleteI like the Donnie/Jennie guess. Donnie was in Band of Brothers, which was a HUGE hit. Only thing throwing it off, is he's currently working on Blue Bloods (unless it's over)
ReplyDeleteThe last enty reveal just a few weeks ago about Josh/Diane said Josh was B+ list mostly television actor and Diane was B list mostly movie actress.
ReplyDeleteNot them.
Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Rita Ora as the celebrity. Only because the only thing you never ever want to get is Robert Kardashian left overs.
ReplyDeleteWhat does enty mean by ABLE TO PERFORM?
ReplyDeleteChaz Bono??
DeleteMichael Pitt?
ReplyDeleteMicheal Pitt and Kirsten twi-hard to look grumpy! They are the McGrumpiersons from dullsville, pictured front row at Chanel runway show in Paris. Long time lurker, first time poster-hi ace!
ReplyDeleteI have to admit something. I find Michael Pitt to be sexy. There I said it...
ReplyDeleteYou mean there are people who don't? Those people need to watch Hedwig and the Angry Inch
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