Blind Items Revealed
January 10, 2013
What do you do if you are a rich and very bored A+ list celebrity on vacation? Well, if you are this guy you fly in escorts who look a lot like the person you want to steal and have no problems paying them $25K a night to act like that person too.
Simon Cowell
male or female
ReplyDeletemale---adam levigne
ReplyDeleteMariah as the person to be stolen?
ReplyDeleteSteal? Hmmmm...
ReplyDelete@renoblondee got this one with the Simon guess. Julianne Hough seems to be the girl he wants to steal guessed most. Guess he can have her now...
ReplyDeleteAck! Simon Cowell and his furpies need to go put a fucking bra on.
ReplyDeleteWe were guessing Julianne Hough at the time.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Julianne hough. He called her cheap and wouldn't invite Ryan on his yacht bc he was with her
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA! He's such a bitch.
DeleteMariah is an interesting guess tho, I initially went with Julianne too, but I like Mariah for this.
ReplyDeleteSteallllll what is he a 007 villain
ReplyDeletePerfect @nudi!
Delete@katie I remember that...either that was a bs blind or maybe he was just jealous. ;)
ReplyDelete@nudibelle Simon WOULD think he's 007!!!
ReplyDeleteSimon's type is brunette and slightly ethnic looking. No way is this Hough. I like the Mariah guess, or even Demi Lovato (though I think she would make herself available for Simon in a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteSelena Gomez look a likes. Cowell jelly of d Beibs
ReplyDeleteMariah. Steal from Nick and steal from Idol. She turned down xfactor.
ReplyDeleteI think it wad Kylie Minogue he was after or her sister.
ReplyDeleteCan you "steal" someone for your team on the Voice? If so the maybe refers to Shakira
ReplyDeleteUgh, the thought of Simon Cowell & an army of Ryan Seacrest impersonators.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of thinking the girl is Cheryl Cole. He really seemed weak for her, and seemed devastated to have to sack her from the x factor usa.
ReplyDeleteCarmen? Or Demi Lovato (if so -pedo gross!)
ReplyDeleteEwww. Could he be any grosser with his chest hair and necklaces and halitosis?
ReplyDeleteCheryl Cole makes sense. And goes well with Simon disliking Juliana Hough. Because Derek Hough dated Cheryl Cole and wasn't he rumored to hit her?
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ReplyDeleteSometimes it is just okay to be a little poor and not have all of these sexual hang ups I'm reading about here today!! lol.
ReplyDeleteI would totally dom Simon Cowell and those fat, furry man titties of him for free. Mmmhmm he'd look prettiest bent over a table with a ball gag in his god forsaken loud mouth to shut his incessant yapping for a while, with a nice fat strap on up his rear.
ReplyDeleteCall me, Simon. Call me now.
He's so weird for no reason.
ReplyDeleteLa Descarada: Oh that was gorgeous! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLa Descarada, I would pay real money to see that! :-D Loved it when that girl threw eggs at him. He was so damned surprised that anyone would dare to befoul the Cowell.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Cheryl Cole guess. He's fascinated by her.
ReplyDeleteLove that he has to accept substitutes
ReplyDeleteLeona Lewis
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