Thursday, January 10, 2013

Blind Item #2

What do you do if you are a rich and very bored A+ list celebrity on vacation? Well, if you are this guy you fly in escorts who look a lot like the person you want to steal and have no problems paying them $25K a night to act like that person too.

35 comments:

Renoblondee said...

The Simon/Julianne one?

libby said...

Richard Branson/Kate Winslet...


j/k no idea, just wanted to be FRIST!11!

but...maybe?

canadachick said...

aww clooney still with the cindy crawford fixation?

curlyhairslacker said...

Leo?

libby said...

Oh no, I'm SECOND.....*SOB*

Delete that post, I'm Lindsay Lohan!

Christopher Cruz said...

Are there any NORMAL people in Hollywood?

LottaColada said...

If it is Simon that is one long ass vacation he's been on. And how do you pay someone to act like Julianne Hough?

All about Eve said...

@Christopher, I don't think so, I think when you enter that town you must hand in your moral compass

libby said...

curlyhairslacker---The Clooney/Cindy guess is probably better than mine. But Enty calls this person a 'celebrity', not an actor. You're probably right though.

I just like the idea of curvy, mature, 'English Rose' hookers flitting about Sir Richard's compound, desperately trying to channel Kate!

JSierra said...

All I can add to this is that I wish I was on a tropical vacation right now. Preferably one with Zac Efron.

Vicki Cupper said...

Richard Branson and Helen Mirren.

Amber said...

Maybe it's Leo w/Miranda Kerr being the one he wants to steal?

SusanB said...

the person you want to "steal"? What - this guy is interested in kidnapping someone?

auntliddy said...

Yes, lets hear more about that!

L'auteur said...

I thought George Clooney was more interested in Rande Gerber than Cindy...

SKOR said...

"Escorts" is gender-neutral

Karen D.C. said...

Doesn't Leo want to steal that bisexual young lady? or something?

FrenchGirl said...

i like every guess but i prefer Simon/Julianne and Leo/Miranda guess

kcqueen said...

I was thinking Clooney/Cindy Crawford the whole way.

elisacg said...

I was thinking Leo/Miranda too, but would he be considered a "celebrity?" I would definitely consider him an actor

crila16 said...

I'm with Renoblondee. Simon and Julianne. There was that recent BV about the A list celeb, trying to steal the girlfriend of his A list co-worker (or something on that idea), and then was going to throw it in his face. Funny thing is, I don't think Ryan would care, since Julianne is most likely only his beard.

Shocky said...

Simon Cowell

Audrey said...

SKOR is right, the blind is gender neutral. Hmmmm...

SACHA BROOKS said...

Im not sure about Simon as Meg , Sinitta and a few other of his fairy lights are there with him??? Id say Leo/Miranda steal her away from Orlando!

lc said...

Well wasn't Simon just recently dissing Julianna by not inviting Seacrest and his 'trashy' girlfriend to a big party? I don't think Julianna wants Simon...too old. And as they say...Rejection is the greatest aphrodisiac!

Silly Girl said...

I totally read this as Simon and Carmen. She couldn't be there, so he hired women who looked/acted like her.

Mango said...

@ L'auteur - I'm sniggering at your comment.

I like George Clooney, I really do. But as high minded as he wants us to think he is, I will never, ever forget that he was once on Facts of Life. NEVER EVER EVER.

nudibelle said...

Leo an Mirs

Jazzy said...

Tell her to do some bad acting as she does the cha cha.

NomNom83 said...

Let's say you bear a striking resemblance to Cindy Crawford or Miranda Kerr... Wouldn't you just make a living as a model?

I vote Simon with Julianne fixation. Blonde escort who's pretty but not a legendary beauty and can also dance a bit? Gotta be a dime a dozen.

nancer said...

fits with leo and miranda kerr.

i don't get the clooney guesses. he doesn't 'steal' women and stacy's with him when he vacations, no?

Sunny said...

I think it's Simon. Every time I see photos of his lovely travel companions I shudder. Are there any men aboard, or is he the star of this episode of The Love Boat?

Have you guys seen the commercial for George Clooney and Rande Gerber's new tequila? George wrote and directed - pretty cheeky

NotBuyingItInNashville said...

keith urban
person he wants to steal: carrie underwood

Karen said...

Keith urban is not A+. Hes not even A list.

Ari said...

Leo and he paid for the hoes cause he can't have Miranda, Miranda chose her family